im just gonna go. i feel like im about to throw up anyways

Feel better

Yes, do feel better

Ok, so legitimate question for everyone. If someone came up to you and offered to preform oral sex on you, like, no cost, no contact to have coitos afterward, would you let them? Like, it would be weird, but ultimately, you're the one who gets something out of it. It's a one and done deal. Thoughts?

Is it a man or a woman?

I am also sick. Whee. -_-

Whatever you’re into.

Eh, fuck it. Why not?

No

It bad

Nah

My time is precious

Road-head is an efficient alternative

Too much concentration involved.

Might die

Too much concentration on driving?

Dude, I drive with the most absent mind imaginable.

You might.

I don't

Add on trying to maintain a rock hard ejection, could die.

But that's not your job. Your job is to stay on the road.

Exactly, could not stay on road. Could die.

How much focus do you need to stay on the road?

Enough to not die.

How long have you been driving?

4 years.

4 years not enough if you need to focus that much.

Anyone want to VC?

Yes./

Oh wait, my computer notified me 20 minutes too late.

No I’m in now

RIP

Black Panther was fantastic.

@Dick Daddy Foster ready now?

@king_cholera ready for what?

black panther is fantastic

It was. I thought it was very well-written and well-preformed.

i will see it tomorrow.

I highly recommend it my dude.

thank you, by the way, i love your content

🆙 | **king_cholera leveled up!**

Thanks bro. @king_cholera

https://twitter.com/fosterperry513/status/964643304859107329

you are welcome

@everyone hide your gold, the Goyim are coming! Execute operation Dreidel! Send in the sacrificial lambs! Do whatever is necessary!

lol

Liquidate the assets.

We must launch our Jewish crusade to slaughter the Goyim within the walls of our Holy Land!

I have noticed a few things about foster, if a person agrees with a girl that disagrees with foster his first thing to say is white knight

Break out the ninja throwing yarmulkes.

@Krelin can I dress up as a 1920s mob boss and get my families' thompson

Is it Kosher?

@Krelin maybe???

Then it's a no.

Yes, in the ONE observable instance when you could notice this @Willy it then means that is a defining part of my character.

@Dick Daddy Foster you call everyone who's for leaf a white knight

and you called me a white knight so if we're getting real nit picky here and you combined all the leaf supporters into one thing

its at least 2 instances

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @toru Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

Ok, so what am I supposed to call them when they involve themselves in an argument which has nothing to do with them, yet they want to get defensive over a girl on the internet? It wasn't YOUR argument, and it wasn't THEIR problem in the Leaf instance. They chose to involve themselves in it becuase they thought they were going to get some tail.

Also, welcome @toru

Hello @toru

Whale cum @toru

Remember to read the rules

greeting @toru

someone who is supporting someone they like

not everyone is a white knight

Are you Kosher or a Goyim? If you are Goyim, we ask you do not stand in the way of our world domination.

*hand ruubbing intensifies*

@Willy I realize that much, but in both cases sited, I had reason to label them as such.

Voice chat?

That boat has sailed

😦

Was just about to hop in for the fuck of it.

join?

Join VC you fessants!

lemme restart my computer

Welcome to Messiah of Kek's Promised Land, @The Next Six Minutes Leave all False-Gods at the Door!

My brother's cat named Pringles and her kittens.

@Dick Daddy Foster I'm so sorry. I was gonna try and finish up your drawing this weekend but I lost the cord to it. Also the tablet I have is a discontinued model from 2008 Q~Q

Go Fuck Yourself, Fuckwit Freeway ! You Cunt.

HAHHAHAHAHAH! I FOUND THE CORD! Now I can make some progress on that drawing

I think I just got cancer from some paint chips.

???

Whyee???

I wanted to be able to survive nuclear fallout, so I ate some lead paint chips so my body would be immune.

....

It seemed like a fool-proof plan at the time, alright?

foster why

Foster.. the guy looks like you.. XD @Dick Daddy Foster

Jewish?

In what way?

same eyes, nose and facial structure

https://www.facebook.com/raeye.neter/posts/394804417620305 Got it from this post

Bathe in my milk?

it's fucking weird.. I'm like ..."Why?"

It rubs the lactose on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.