I'm too socially inept to just talk to a girl irl

The only person I've ever tried dating totally kept giving me "I'm too busy rn"

She said she'd be free after the new year but that was probably just a reason to get me to stop asking.

boof

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I feel ya Cat

>no redpilled waifu to watch movies and hold hands and get headpatting from while talking about life

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Sean shaved his head again and he looks like an angry little white power man

but

isn't he Jewish?

Subversive

I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE HE IS

UHOH

He looks like an angry little white power jew

giant boof moment

I keep telling him I like him better with hair

meanwhile, I'd like a red pilled, kommando, Shantae gf, but that's asking for too much I think.

Because it's salt and pepper and looks soft and I want to pet it

Plus when he doesn't have any hair, his ears look fucking enormous because there's nothing to compare them to and it's not a good look for him

inb4 his fall to insanity

All my coworkers keep telling me I shouldn't grow my hair out

Mostly because the rest of the team has long hair

really

I kinda grew my hair out, only because I'm on leave.

most of the dudes here have super short haircuts or shaved heads

My hair is well out of regs atm

I'm going for that geralt look soon

I also re-grew my beard too

Hair almost gray enough to cosplay it

only took four to five days without shaving for my beard to come back

like jesus fuck

Except I'll be killing actual demons

liberals are demons

Yes

do some vlad the impaler shit when you're done with em, yea?

everyone's got goatees at my casino

I got a slight goatee

Our team all has full beards

kinda

it's a beard for the most part

my moustache grows in weird, no hair in the middle of the upper lip

Inverted Hitler

literally

tho the only reason why Hitler had his moustache like that was so he could get a proper seal on his gas mask during the WWI

at least that's what I've been told

Cat

I have some slight good news

One of the Triple Fortune Dragons at my casino is RIP

boof

Thank god.

what's a triple fortune dragon?

A really annoying game

oh

Slot machine

Management installed like 20 new wheel of fortune games this month

I hate them

Wheel of 4chan

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k be back later

just got home

yeet

btw good to hear you aren't dead @SheepTeeth

I wish I was fucking dead lmfao

I can drink to that

I still wish I died in Afghanistan lowkey

I wish Triple Fortune Dragon would die in Afghanistan

yeah, on second thought, better it than me

who?

@SheepTeeth Triple the fortune, triple the shitty tune

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who/what is that

kill the terrorists and the afgans with the fucking triple fortune dragon theme on loop

it's a slot machine

afghans are horrible people

it has a REALLY loud and obnoxious theme song with jarring chinese flutes

you'd be doing the world a favor for slaughtering them by the millions

what is wrong with them

They're disgusting, backwards ass people

not even people

they're subhumans

what does it really matter on the other side of the globe

I'd sleep better knowing they'd be killed off

what about them in particular makes them horrible

Nigger

they're Muslims

don't defend them

not really defending them

were you ever there?

no

Then you wouldn't understand

so stop asking.

ok

timestamped for the theme song, it loops indefinitely and has a bunch of jingles to get the attention of customers
https://youtu.be/2VGco-wuaI0?t=8

god

I hate that shit so much

like the asian flutes