@gavinnn its ok dude we will just talk to you though this channel

@gavinnn yes

tbh if eris stopped talking earlier gavin would have argued

^

Yeah pretty much

Guys I gotta take a shower ill be back in like 30 min to an hour

alight cya

Have a nice shower @Deleted User

No homo

😊 ✌

catboy wait

argue with gavin

rip

@gavinnn when your here eris is god (worst god tbh) and so the rules follow even if they dont even fucking match the rule books lmao

^

"lawful good"

@everyone hi

i have my rights back again

was that so hard

imagine if you hadn't spent 45 minutes whining

and just argued

gj gavin

welcome back

i was not whining i was slowly figuring out how the fuck i am supposed to argue with someone because i havent argued in probably a year

and i have been so much less stressed because of it lmao

i'm willing to bet that's a big source of your depression tbqh

well doctor

hi

i seek the validation of people, but i also want everyone to be happy, so arguing is tough for me because i dont like being mean

wanting everyone to be happy is an impossible expectation

you dont have to be mean

unmet expectations cause depression

having impossible expectations guarantees depression

Jesus christ eris are you a human being or a Robot?

i get that a lot

very much human tbh

i dont see the human bits

i do

i think

emotional people find it shocking when someone isn't controlled by their emotions

you're the one who isn't human

stop

you will be, if i have anything to say about it

dont do this

dont do this again oh my god lol

we'll get some balls on you yet, kiddo

sooner or later

shut up i already have balls and you dont like them because they dont think the same way as you

whos is reading who now?

lmao

jk

thank you i guess

look at that

im gonna lay down and sort my fucking head out

one 15 minute argument and you're already standing up for yourself

based

proud of you

gj gavin tell eris to get in the garbog cant for stepping on your toe

i always do stand up for myself you just dont like it when my standing up is for something you dont agree with 😚

papier

when has your name had an i in it

@gavinnn hey I'm happy your back

always

im happy to

you should call me paper anyway because papier macha is a "joke"

what the fuck really

no english person says papier

well im not a person apperantly

so i can do whatever the fuck iwant

lol

I think i should look into Nihilism tbh oh god im sure Eris will love that

yeah slow down there buddy if you call me papier ill be a bit of a grouch

oke paper

a bit like sandpaper

ouch

human beings are rational thought

someone who doesn't think rationally is an animal, not a human being

human beings are not all the same Android #552 Codename Eris

of course not

ur right but they all do rational think at the end of the day

@Eris did Gavin make a reasonable argument?

Yes he did

YESSSSS

@Eris started patting @gavinnn :3
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@Deleted User hugs @gavinnn <3
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Human beings are not all the same

some are better and some are inferior

<:drunktatsumaki:492118095935176725>

what is this emote depicting

she's drinking

thats the first time i have heard someone say inferior regarding people in a while

oh god Eris dont ever get drunk

i can only imagine what the fuck you become

i become extremely lewd

oh

huh

Wow

yeah i didnt see the green hair

not what i expected

so i was like thats not tatsumaki

i got drunk once

at my brothers wedding

my grandpa forced me into drinking a screwdriver

arent you underage

i get really confused and lovey dovey

yeah but it was a special occasion

dont drink alcohol pls

ii dont

i hate alcohol

last time i got drunk

i bought a handle of rum

idk what a handle is im not hip to lingo

but like a jug

LOL

and i just drank the whole thing over 24 hours

and tweeted black crime statistics

lol

beautiful

my sister drinks like hardcore rum and whiskey

she gets buzzed after one shot lol

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i cant do shots or drink beer or anything the taste is unbearable

i drink rum+coke etc

alcohol just doesn't taste good nor does it make me feel good

last time i tried to do a shot i spit it up all over myself

it made me confused and weirdly lovey dovey

yeah

i had to stop drinking with my friends cause i would just think about lewdery nonstop

Alcohol bad

lmao

Please dont have spicy water

i can only imagine what someone like you would say drunk

i prefer weed tbqh

Weed is alright tbh

Im pretty tolerant to it

its been almost 6 months since i've had weed

jepers

Oofie

grow it

dont be a stranger

Get some more of the devils lettuce

before that i smoked >3 bowls a day

every day

for

idk

14 years

expensive nigga

i stole it from my brother

most of the time

he never said shit

you'd a figure after 2 years at least

guy's a retard and im v sneaky

if there's like a bunch of nugs in the bag you take a few and how can he tell

if there's one big nug

you take bits off of it uniformly and how can he tell

<:woah:489012592354787329>

https://twitter.com/EristocraticQT/status/1047312322543251458

lmao

@everyone

Yeah

YESSSSSS

ERIS

IS

BACK

Hello

Im back from my shower

did u get behind the ears

Darn i forgot

i should shower soon

@everyone wash your penis

@Deleted User like why wouldn't you?

MADE BY HYGIENE GANG

^

THANOS PENIS WASHED
THANOS PENIS WASHED

Taking a shower rn

So sure I will

👍

Are you telling us as you shower?

woah

Yes

that answers that lol

Woah

Wut

Hot

Maybe

sometimes i cant remember peoples genders lmao

i gotta clean my ears they're getting kinda grody

gross

very gross

Fucking disgusting

pro tip don't use q-tips

Why?

^

how are you supposed to do it

ear lobotomy

they're not designed for it

it will push wax deeper in and create a calculus

but they fit snug tbqh

and you can damage your eardrum

calculus

Gud point

instead use peroxide and a water bulb

the peroxide will dissolve the wax

then you rinse it out

What is a calculus?

a calculus is like

its math

a rock that forms organically

a pearl is a good example of a calculus

😶

oh shit

that sounds painful in yr ear

i knew someone that had one of those in there elbow

also kidney stones are a calculus

Shit

Uh

its not so bad in your ear

the wax hardens and you just feel a sort of irritating pressure

but peroxide will break them up and you can rinse them out

oh

the real worry with a q-tip is going too deep and damaging your eardrum

yeah tbh i feel like ive done it

^

idk how easy it is to damage

you can buy a little kit

maybe i havent

at the store

with a water bulb and a chemical that comes in the same sort of bottle as a nasal spray

squirt it in your ear, lay on your side for ~20m while it fizzles, squirt warm water in your ear to rinse it all out

That takes way too long

20 minutes is dumb

And you gotta do both ears also

Thats like a whole hour almost

I might do that thougj

Like 1 every other week

only gotta do it every few months

it will like

100% clean out all the wax

which is actually slightly bad

hmmm

i wonder what all you guys look like

like a door

gay

wax is supposed to prevent you from getting shit in your ear

Mew

oh

why is everyone suddenly responding now

lol