Neither do I actually

Not knowing how to use a razor can really fuck you up

you have to really fuck up to cut your legs at all while shaving

never move the blade laterally

its that simple

Hmmm

1. Use NAIR to deforest the bush

(DO NOT LEAVE IT ON TOO LONG, PUT IT ON AND THEN RINSE IT OFF)

2. Get in the shower and get everything wet and soapy

3. Apply shaving gel/foam/butter (butter is best!)

4. Shave WITH the grain

5. Apply shaving gel/foam/butter (butter is best!)

6. Shave AGAINST the grain

7. SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB with an exfoliator

8. pat-dry, do not rub

9. Apply moisturizer

Repeat steps 2-9 daily

Okee

Ill screencap that

always use a good, sharp razor

cheap disposable ones will last two or three shaves max

before they start cutting you

when a razor is dull or irregular

it will catch against hairs

and when it catches, it will move laterally a bit

which will cut you

^

Okay

Thankyouu

😊

You just have to know what you are doing when you shave

That way you dont fuck up

For some reason a lot of the guys in track shave their legs. Maybe if I join track it'll give me an excuse to

it dramatically reduces your wind resistance

^

see also swimming

We dont have a swimming team

Having smooth legs gives you a bunch of advantages

i cant swim tbqh

Why?

never learned

Bullying eirs at the swimming pool

Its pretty easy once you pick up on it

>eirs

I used to swim a lot

"Eris is like a nigger, she cant swim"

now i'm imagining you bullying an irishman

I love swimming

I eventually just got burnt out on it and don't enjoy it anymore

i really like water

but i cant swim

Oof

No pools near your area?

i mean there's a river

Swim in river

I can swim just not very well and not far

what if i drown

I used to be really good at swimming also

i can tread water kinda

but the like

locomotion part

where you go horizontal and do some weird magic with your hands and feet

eludes me

You just get used to it after a while

You just need to coordinate your limbs properly

Its not as hard as it seems once you get the basic movements

Also control your breathing

joke's on you i have zero coordination and can barely breathe normally

To freestyle, You lay down on your stomach in the water kick your legs and move your arms in circular Motions one after the other

Its not as difficult as it sounds Eris

And after each arm goes up you turn your head out to breath

You learn it pretty fast

^

Its pretty easy

Mhmm

You could probably pick it up in a day

ok but

But?

am i cute tho

Very

😊

woah cute!

Yes

I love your dress

its really comfy

>w<

Youre so cute

Your shoulder ratio is perfect

😳

thanks frens

ilu all

Its just the truth

You are cute

Thats a fact

Facts dont care about ut feelings

You are cute

I wish I was as cute as you

Same

Am i cute?

Yes