Alright

Can this be emote

Spurdos are funny

>awoo

>doggo runs into room and starts spinning

what

cute <:cadeblush:468767955308642336>

What did y'all have for breakfast?

woke up toolate for breakfast

oof

Oatmeal from microwave

That was me all this summer

quesadilla from microwave

I would wake up anywhere from 12-2

@averagecarl thats pretty good

@Eris thats also good

smh yall niggas need to learn to cook

Cook is for Sunday

🍳

I had toasted English muffins with honey

i cook but not when im sleepy

I don't have time to cook in the morning before school

thats bs tbqh

cooking an egg doesnt take long

wake up earlier

^

go to bed earlier and get up earlier

I wake up at 6am

when does your school start

wake up at 5:30

go to bed 30 mins earlier

It starts at 9 but I have an hour long bus ride

there you go 30 mins to cook

ok so

you leave at 8?

that's 2 fucking hours

I leave at 7:30

that's an hour and 30 minutes

an hour and a half. 30 mins to get ready leaves you like an hour to cook

^

Im a very slow person

wat

20 minute shower

shit if youre a male like me you can probably get ready in like 10 mins

10 minute makeup and clothes

Im a dude

no you arent liar

3 minutes clothes

@Eris 👀

Ur a boy, nobody care how you look

BEGOME CUTE

60 seconds for clothes and 0 for shower because MEN dont need to shower 💪

I take a 30 min shower

Every morning

thats a long shower

Does ur family enjoy ice baths or something

you still got like 40 mins to cook

yeah

30 min warm shower?

doesnt matter how slow you are an egg takes hoever long an egg takes

It takes me about 20 to eat breakfast

I have to pack my lunch also

I takes about 5 min to get dressed

I have to brush my teeth also

smh

organize ur time better

EAT EGGIES

every human being should eat 3 eggies a day

no

eggs take like 10 mins to cook and 5 to eat and provide good nutrition and calories to help you get through the day theres no excuse

>5min to eat

you have to get to school so eat faster you dont need to sit down and light a candle for every meal

Egg good

Just hard boil ahead of time

Get a container of them

all this egg talk got me hungry

Im part Mediterranean this might explain why im so slow

Portugese

And possibly Greek

Drink Diet Coke in morning

It perks you up

No try to avoid soda

Soda is bad

no drink a glass of water and eat 4 eggs scrambled

every morning

It’s diet tho

._.

all soda is bad

^

So is living near traffic

whom'st can eat 4 eggs in the morning

I don't like scrambled eggs

i cant easily move house but i can easily stop drinking poison

The poison won’t hurt until like 60

I like my eggs sunny side up or over easy

And by that time who cares

Ur body is falling apart anyway

i plan on living until im very old with many children smh i need to look after them

I only eat scrambled eggs with ketchup

cant tell grandkids stories if im dead smdh