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That S8n guy is a fucking retard

im glad he's gone

Wish sadiq khan was gone

we garfin?

I like my women how i like my whisky. Stiff.

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Thicc

if she ain't careful she will literally smack a bitch

It seems she likes it

Gnorts Mr.Alien, stay woke sheeple

It's one small step for man

one, giant leap

for ass kind

I like my women how i like my hot chocolate, hot, with cream and covered in chocolate flakes

I like my women how I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Well licking melted chocolate off of certain parts of a womNs body is a fetish

first rule is bullshit mr genie

why can't i wish to die

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I like my women how i like my steak, beaten with a tenderizer, grilled and cut up

These parts are usually the feet btw

Or tits

@Lucienne d'Anwyl not the bean?

There is also the fetish of eating sushi off a naked woman

Thats where I'd put the chocolate

I like my women how I like my coffee, big ass titties

You don't want to put sugary foods anywhere near your vagina

Unless you're asking for an infection

A sad state of affairs

Ew sushi is gross, if i want to eat a vinegary fishy vag I'd go to the local docks

Sushi is fine tbh

Sushi IS NOT FINE

It also doesn't taste like vinegar

sushi is actually kinda bland

It smells like vinegar

What are you doing to your sushi to make it taste like vinegar

Use artificial sweeteners.

3 wishes.

I wanna be a girl
I wanna have a diabolical figure that only satan and slaanesh themselves could mould
I want a sustainable, 250,000 a year job working from home.

@Lucienne d'Anwyl i cook it because its FUCKING RAW

Y'know something I wonder at times? How many of us in this chat are virgins.

@Goddess Tycheget the sushi that has the mountains of toppings and sauce tbh

crap

i should've wished for telekinesis

that shit is fun

You can have cooked sushi

Protip, don't date white girls, they fuck dogs.

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> cooked sushi

Better than black girls

They fuck monkies

I wish for everyone to die but me and i reproduce clones of myself

Better than asian girls. They eat dogs.

Dog is pretty tasty

Stfu pedo

Africans eat dogs, why don't they get shade for it?

Food is food

Africans aren't important

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 because they don't pretend to be civilized.

So what if people eat delicious dog

@NinjaQuick you're disgusting. Kill yourself.

Cat isn't great and notuch meat

Guinea pig is the best..

actually, eating a dog is fine, like have one as a pet and when it dies you eat it

Long pork is great

Oh horse meat is pretty good too

I actually don't care if other cultures eat dogs, as long as its done in a clean and humane way (which it isn't atm)

@Zurinduu stfu cannibal

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It probably does of sickness

In which case the meat is tainted

Also, just a reminder that asian people don't only eat dog. They believe torturing the animal makes the meat more tender. So they often torture them then skin them alive.

People only eat the meat of healthy animals that were slaughtered

Yeah it's just an animal.

If torturing them makes them tasier

Then make sure to torture first.

@Pinks exactly, its superstitious nonsense like that which i hate

I can understand taxidermying your dog

@NinjaQuick how about I torture and eat you? You're just a fuckin animal right?

Or making it into a beloved fur rug

But not eating it

Dogs are livestock its so weird that white people keep them as pets.

Traditional Chinese medicine complete and utter horseshit and should be mocked

HEY