MUH GDP

just someone i kinda like

almost seems like a fake account

too on the nose

I thought so too

so I checked it out

and no

its just cringe

not ironic

Israel is great if your jewish

<:yay:638817157840502815>

I wanna die

look at that smile

I have your solution

>le liberal right winger

Take the cyanide pill

"what's wrong with being a furry"

I will take the Jihad pill

and they crumble

God I wish I was a jihadi

@Leaf go buy a lottery ticket an see if you win

inshallah brother

if u don't u can kill yourself

Why gambling is retarded

our time will come

curry furry poop

I don't know that mooslems have genes for big milkers

yim yum

I wish I was Jewish though

nah

jk never kys pls

they are so ugly doe

Why not

Do it

but if you do try a lottery ticket first...

I wouldn't I'm too big brain for suicide <:basedmama:396156349676781569> <:alex:401875510923100180>

My only objection is you need to Livestream it

In minecraft

AL would get banned for saying this stuff

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Too beta to make reference to terrorism smh

@ALternativeToLife sheiiiiitttt

But nah I'm too big brain for terrorism <:basedmama:396156349676781569> <:alex:401875510923100180>

Literally got banned for a suicide joke more tame than this stuff

<:yay:638817157840502815>

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7631265/Inside-Trumps-Doral-Resort-G7-dignitaries-missed.html

Stop trying to get me b& libturd

https://tenor.com/view/boner-caught-in-the-middle-stuck-train-accident-gif-4587589

me on no nut

@Angry.

I'm looking pretty decent lately

Haven't been looking at myself much lately

All this exercise paying off

m2 tbh

Based

<:CHAD:396569198404435969>

AL lookin good

only another month or so cutting

i grow 10kg of muscle for every hour i dont fap

DailyMail is now whining at me for using an adblocker

lookin ***FVCKIN JOOCEY***

my mouth dry

jozi coming here to be like DURR DURR IM THE BETTER LOOKING SLAV VERSION OF AL DURRRR

need mum to get me the motherfucking tendies

Bruh

lmao

i swear he looks nothing like me

you keep bringing it up

What does Jodi look like

he thinks cause he has eyes and a mouth he looks similar

*jozi

i mentioned it once

idk he fkn crossed his face out

All humans are look similar

you havent even seen anything but my jaw

u retard

and poted like his head shape

ye

<:basedmama:396156349676781569>

that's how i know

u coping

tryin to leach of my nice features

how can u say i think its cus of eyes and mouth

but they mine

Al is a cutie but he has them bug eyes

u havent even seen

my eyes are FINE

like BRRRRRRRRROooooooo

i take like 2 pic where my eyes are wide asf

Al dox

as wide as i can make them

lmao wtf

and ppl are like DURRRR BUG EYES DURR

BRUH

🐞

nah but Al i love u ur a pretty boy

*mwah*

i look like im falling asleep if i don't do this

stop being gey

This coming from nerth

Bruh

make us

@Nerthulas ur just jealous

BRUH

cus ur not pretty

life in this degenerate clown world is useless

stop

im so sick of it

nerth is pretty

i'd kiss him

Owo

lol

VIOLENTLY

@Medman stop being emo lad

I look like the front for a boy band

violintly

he doesnt want anyone else to be pretty

i don't live in roman paradise, clown world sucks balls hard

gets jealous

hes not pretty inside

:(((

Nerthulas looks like ganymede

nerth would cuck anyone

@Medman chin up

and str3tch would make sure he cucks u

with his tall fucking ass

and i would just be doin fortnite dances

<:CHAD:396569198404435969>

it'll be alright dude, don't be a doomer

it won't

str3tch wants to pin u to the ground and give u a little tiny loving kiss

bruh

this is multiracial consumerist hyper hedonistic degenerate clown world

i want to nick's dating coach

Str3tch V

i just wanna die in my 20a

embrace the beady anglo eye look

20s

https://youtu.be/ZP69PLBqFUo **HODL THE LINE**

i don't wanna live past 20s

stop

Al has light eyes

no <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

that's silly

Not beady

Bug

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPrWAGV2APnwd7a/giphy.gif

Insectoid

it's nick

it's not silly

Albanoid insecticus = @ALternativeToLife

stahp booly

nick, why would any grill want to date you when you wish to be dead at 29?

i post my eyes they big but they nice

idk bruh

cause girls are fucking stupid <:JFGOD:439598359628611604>

Stop being emo nick

I have 'big' eyes as well

im not emo

I guess

Ur just sad bc u haven't asked girl out yet

i just don't feel contempt for the future

das a normal ass lookin eye

and ur disappointed with yourself

das ritw

my life sucks and it'll just keep sucking

no, rubbish

Shut up r tard ur life is fine

Al dont listen to them its a beautiful wide eye

no it's not

U just wanna coom in a girl but ur too shy

Its okay

Rei Murasame on The Nicker Nation | TPS #566. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBmtRVMA12U

no i don't

Yes

im asexual gang

Just go ask her

Stop being a bringe libtard

you're not asexual

JF you've done three episodes on the Nick stuff you should ask Nick on

asexual = low testosterone

u think a girl will make me have hope in this life

you're a zoomer that listens to mid 90s west coast gangsta rap

😂

Do we get to see Rey's 🅱enis this time?

@Str3tch and

you're right, your life does' succ

Ur just feeling sad bc u have a crush and it's not being fulfilled and ur 14 so its new

u couldn't be asexual

i like the beats and toughness <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

@Leaf no

Yes

you're a ball of hormones

what fucc off

no im not

Go ask

i wil have new gf soon and i hope she will be the last one this time

pray for a brother

yes u are, everyone is at that point

ok stop harassing me i said i will <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

She'll be the last one cos she kill u in ur sleep

based

i don't feel sexually attracted to anyone

BASEMENT DWELLER

wot

INCEL

at least i won't have to keep running after women

Stop lying nick and go ask

<:FreePepe:294874238928814081>

youre asking someone out you're not attracted to?

i wanna sex a girl but no coom

bruh

yes <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

bruh

just so i have a hoe

never coom

<:basedmama:396156349676781569>

look bro

if im gonna live life

buying a cow without getting the milk <:towelsweat:552805059042344960>

i needa have med waifu at least

cooming is honestly just a display of weakness

so i pump 7 MED BVLLs into her

ye but you need a med waifu you actually like

this one is cute tbh

Even if you sex a girl, to coom is degenerate

and then i just die but the kids are born and it's like ive done my part <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

like i would smash

i do find her attractive

even though she 15 so ignore that arright

based?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496483301310201876/639948400187408385/2019-10-22_22-31-25.mp4 @Banjod

i coom every day so it's a big change for me

https://youtu.be/ADvJ8p8yY-c

@ALternativeToLife who are u talking about wtf lol

wdym

im talking about ur med waifu

what

@Medman have you been to bath mate

Cringe

she cute like

Ok now I'm mad

absolutely romano brit

Fuck all yous

nonce moment

why u mad

leaf

😡