lol my dad

in the next room

he's talking with a family friend

they're talking about his work, it was a question about discretion:

my dads getting sleepy watching the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crMVXMH8G1A

he asks, okay so you have discretion let's say that I'm a poor mexican, working-

he gets cut off right there

<:steflol:561214382181318656>

my dad:

oh so you're working?

so you're violating the law

"n-no my employer"

OH SO YOU'RE CONSPIRING WITH YOUR EMPLOYER TO BREAK FEDERAL EMPLOYMENT LAW?!?

lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560161882930151445/637820055073062953/68574494_2452127918184835_1598488163582476288_n.mp4

its so funny <:steflol:561214382181318656>

he's said like fifteen things

good lad

I can't even keep up

wait,
which holocaust are we talking about exactly?
I mean, there have been many throughout history...

"driving without a license" 'but what if i have my kid' "lending your car to your kid when you don't have a license"

https://gopowear.com/products/witcher-armor-tops?variant=12832547078201

https://gopowear.com/collections/full-printed-clothes/products/3d-printed-luftwaffe-clothes

https://gopowear.com/products/german-tiger-tank-3d-all-over-printed-shirts-for-men-and-women-stla2208922

the fucking Mongolians were savage, just killing everything in their path..
killed so many people it changed the weather patterns throughout the world.
Now THAT's a holocaust..

Mongolians were fighting climate change

https://sketchful.io/#lmO7RIOtv1

never allow yourself to be gaslighted into thinking that Democrat judges have any ability to execute the law

ok

we have three people who joined

any more want to come?

Have poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-15sf-HgY

any more people coming?

https://sketchful.io/#lmO7RIOtv1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL0gWaZS_5w

m'ningus

jigga wuz?

https://sketchful.io/#bnra353smD

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2013/apr/01/what-time-ceos-start-day

What time do you wake up?

How?

what do you mean how

you set the alarm on your clock/phone/etc

And you just wake up?

yes

eventually

I just wake up naturally

I don't set alarms

I usually wake up at 7

and turn on my computer for work

I've been waking up around 9-10 AM recently

then go back to sleep and then wakeup at 10

i wake up with just enough time to shower, get dressed, brush my teeth, go to my cagie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqUICwSg9So

this looks nice

based food posting

*AHEM*
I have something to say
Microbrews are objectively good beer
<:CHAD:396569198404435969>

oh really

Yes boomer

Get over it

I dont drink beer

some are lol

some soy turd making beer in his bathtub not so much

>good

>beer

<:soyboy:421747339167006724>

pick one

Beer is pretty good

> beer
> moobs

it tastes like soap

miller 40's

<:smugooze:398100987866251265>

Can't drink liquor every time

I think you must have mistaken hand sanitizer for beer because it said it contained alcohol nerth

no, beer just tastes like soap

its repulsive

I missed my bus and had to walk a mile and a half in the rain

<:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

I love walking in the rain

Yeah it wasn't actually that bad

I have a hole in my right shoe and a car splashed me on the way

Feels like something out of a sitcom or something like that

Which made it kinda funny and less depressing tbh

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/philippine-mayor-on-duterte-narco-list-shot-dead

jesus leaf i knwo your a poor f-word like me but fix your shoes

<:monkaS:299267496668692493>

Lol it happened today or yesterday

This is what I get for buying shoes at Walmart

Damned Yankees

That's how you know you wore those boys out
When a hole is finally rubbed in the bottom

Yeah lol

Well I walk a couple miles a day so

They get lots of use anyway

FDR married his 5th cousin. Very redpilled.

when you get cheap shoes, do safety or work footwear, those are often both affordable and durable

I used to wear boots all the time but I started to feel silly because everyone pointed it out

there's all styles of working shoes, not just boots

"why are you wearing boots in the summer"

If I were President, I'd probably spend as much time as possible at Camp David.

Because I own boots and I'm too much of a Jew to buy a second pair of footwear

>buy every shoe release that comes out like a bugman
>Buy cheap shoes at Walmart and wear them until there is a hole
Reject the false dichotomy, embrace the third position.
Go barefoot <:basedmama:396156349676781569>

Jk

Banned

How's everyone

I walk barefoot a lot

invest in a nice pair of clogs for summer

I ran barefoot for a whole summer and it changed the way I walk/run
For the better

and something to woo a lady

I rarely walk barefoot because I like having clean foot soles

But sometimes at home

My socks are wet<:wojack:396042478530330624>

barefoot is fine when you can focus on where you step all the time

Yes

Not an option in the city

I wash my feet pretty thoroughly

I have a foot bath

i really enjoy my clogs in summer looking like a bum

What

Nerth gets pedicures.

I actually have gotten one

My feet are calloused from how much I am barefoot outside
It's so nice in the summer if youre mowing or doing yardwork

and I have a set

a pedicure set

lol

I cant believe this symbol exists in text form ☫

G E Y

<:dab:395562678153904128>

Indeed

Chelsea at peak beauty

so I give myself a pedicure sometimes

Not great

Bruh

you need to do that anyway when you grow up

bruv

that's a donkey

B R U H M O M E N T

but you can just do it all with a knife and the man-sized clippers

no need for girly equipment

Ngl sometimes I just soak my feet in a tub of hot water and scrub them with an old toothbrush

Feels so good

yeah pedicures are important

How is she less attractive than either of her parents

toothbrush? that sounds very delicate

Idk what else to use

<:soyboy:421747339167006724> some times i drink a cold mocha soylent befor i prep my bull

buy a set

Not buying something just to scrub my feet with

lol

I got it for like $7

Don't care incel

there are proper brushes, foot-scrubbers, rasps, raspy stones

nerth is GEY

pumice stones, yes

just use a knife, when your dead skin is soaked a bit, it comes right off

I've been saying this for years @esotericpazuzuism

pumice - nice vocab

Why would you scrub your foot? You want to keep your calluses. They are nature's shoe.

To clean them

I don't remove the callusses

Just rinse with water.

taking care of your body is not gay

you want to scrub your foot, because all the bacteria lives in the dead skin and eats it

It just feels good when they're clean

it's a public health concern wherever i go

What dead skin?

callus

I have had callouses forever, why would you want sensitive feet

Just change your socks everyday and shower.

Are these salon hours 💇

you must be a kid or something

all leather shoes work well

I have 0 callouses

<:virgin:396572545610022914>

I'm a kid if I don't get pedicures?

0 dead skin - wow

a medical wonder

thanks

no regrowth?

If you walk correctly the pad of your foot should by calloused

take good care of that old skin 🙂

So many people roll on their heels

the bottom of my feet are smooth

as opposed to spiked?

@esotericpazuzuismlol

My barber is a female

Trump the tech reviewer

Spike foot gang

@Nerthulas doing his feet

female barber <:horrified:603092309307031560>

The pads of my feet don't have calluses because I have flat foot arches

Instead I just get fucking blisters all over my toes

<:oof:399031884312739841>

A Colombian lady

You learn to live with it after so many years

foot fetish conversation in motion?

you can train grabbing stuff with your toes like a monkey - that helps against flat foot

Mamacita

Unless it gets infected and pus starts coming out

But that's only happened to me twice

I can turn doorknobs with my feet.

[[ someone somewhere has GOT to be masturbating to tgus ]]

what?

this *

*produces doorknob-footing-license*

To what

are you a fed @ZebbyBoi ?

to this conversation

are you asking people about shooting police?

Fuck off fed

in VC?

holy ...

But female feet

FUCK OFF FBI

im being character assassinated before even arriving here ...

who comes to a server and introduces themselves with a question like that?

That's green light

You sure are alphabet boy

Lilo, where you even there?

@Str3tch what did he ask?

most feet are disgusting

i'm everywhere; omnipresent

<:fbi:418878655822036994>

Kaiser is .... he's got issues

what sort of answers you fishing for?

stretch on guard, respect

Not a model's feet

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-botched-toe-iasip-charlie-day-toeknife-gif-11504986

I don't want any answers - never talk to me in fact 🙂

China has these for under 20 bucks https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/gearscout/kit/2019/06/27/these-ryder-green-indestructible-shoes-could-be-the-toughest-you-ever-owned/

Omg ... perfect feet

eww gross

Not so perfect

Seen better

"never talk to me"

<:steflol:561214382181318656>

looking cappucino

i can't talk to you? @ZebbyBoi

Never talk to me or my son ever again

asian girls have good feet in general - skinny, slim toes

Guys pls no bully <:virgin:396572545610022914>

<:smugooze:398100987866251265>

oh you're a real hero

what are you going to do with that deer?

I puked in my mouth