I saw a dead cat on the side of a road. I wanted to rip and tear the person who murdered that innocent kitten!!!!!!!

maybe nobody killed it

or an animal killed it

Either way I will have my revenge !

Kek

Ive seen two squirrel ***pelts*** on my walks in the last few days

Just the skin and fur

No bones

No guts

No blood

raccoons will kill anything

I first thought someone was killing and mutilating them but realised that makes no sense and that their innards were eaten by insects and dogs

the virgin squirrel vs the chad raccoon

So all that was left was the skin and fur

Which is kinda cool tbh

I don't get to see animal pelts often

you should have made a hat

I almost wanted to make something from it but I don't want people to think I'm insane

Or get diseases

i was climbing a tree and i found a fully intact squirrel tail attached to a dessicated skeleton

pretty gross

Also

that looks like my cat as a kid

Realise that fapping is disgusting

Bro when I masturbate I feel so much shame

i feel like fapping is better than actual sex

honestly

I literally hide my head under the covers to conceal myself

Idk why because I know no one can see me

It just makes me feel less shame

Also

are you religious

Yes

that would be why then

Realise that the FBI agent monitoring you sees all the porn you watch

As well

if they monitored all the porn youd be in jail

and whoever else monitors your internet activity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2gXY4piF4

idk dude plowing that blonde on designer drugs damn amazing

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fuck jerking it

GIB PUSSSSYYYY

I only watch very mild porn

Or rather, watched

@Leaf take the biggest load you can get

and dont pay it back

Wdym

do you actually find female reproductive orifices attractive?

it will make your life better

theyre kinda gross honestly

What load

i like boobies

What are you talking about

take a million dollar loan

buy a lambo

u u u u u u u h did i mfken stutter

Bruh I'm not putting myself in debt

drive to las vegas

i took out a million dollar loan once

i've been over $1M in debt

to buy my house

and you know what to do

go to mandalay bay

fuguer sold his asian waifu slaves to pay back the loan

and get in a car accident

im still paying back the loan

As long as I am free of debt I am free

and will be for another 15-20 years

then tell a story when they ask you to pay the money back

follow what sam hyde said

in the vid I posted

Actually people who find themselves in debt, especially debts with interest rates or compound interest, are such clowns

yeah agreed

Like bruh someone basically owns your life

You literally fell for the oldest Jew in the book

> not having credit

i have credit card with huge limit but it never even occurs to my brain to spend money with credit,... its just instant life destruction

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Yes

you only use credit card for reward points

you have to play the game now

no way around it

I don't even want a credit card

thats brainlet

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I only make transactions with cash

my credit card is 2% cash back thats free money if you have self control

heh

I understand there are some benefits to having one yeah but I am concerned with my self control

i don't have to worry about that shit cause im young

I dont use a credit card

even shitty jobs check your credit score now

Ah jeez, I don't know... 3 dollars

yeah i am too conservative i never have that worry

I have a card

i never am tempted to spend money i dont have

<:oof:399031884312739841> image you can get a job at wendys because you have no credit