so glad i woke up, not really

What’s that?

Watch A teenage pig doesnt dream of bunny girls

@DavidTheSlumpGod

is that a cute comfy anime?

very

Imagine that some niggas want to *be* that

be the gf?

They want to be a comfy anime girl like a bunch of fags

I want to hold one

ill watch some tonight

I can’t believe I actually have to do school tonight

I cant believe im alive

and this is life

i want to be the strong christian man hugging cute girls nothing gay about that smh

qt

I want a girl to hate me

Just ask one to go out with you

And then if she doesn’t want to, get all defensive

The conversations Ive had with girls have become increasingly troubling

I get being a whore but youd really just tell someone about it?

yea

It’s called liberation

Its called Hell and were in it

>he has conversations with girls

women are no better than beasts, wrigglign around in their base urges

oof

women are not human

Hope god lets me win the lottery

>he thinks people win the lottery

Venti did

the lottery is set up to catch time travellers u cant win silly

all big lottery "winners" r feds

the truth is out there you just need to expand your 3rd eye, they are watching

I have no ass
And I must shid

dont shid

If those donations aren’t fake, that faggot should off himself

But they are fake

wish someone would give me 30k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7QE62FDn08

@DavidTheSlumpGod who is that anime girl

Nadeshiko from Yuru Camp

She looks cozy

Tfw no cozy gf

cozy, cute and retarded

ideal gf

Tfw will never get that irl

Probably not

I am control op

Haven’t done a good job tho

https://twitter.com/people/status/1057032237181476864?s=19

@Deleted User

Based and redpilled

Get down girl

GO HEAD GIT DOWN

How tf u cut pubes

these tweets are only worth reading for the ugly wall women coping

The cope jelly in comments ✋ 👌

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpkPJkqF2ys/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1r5bznoa1f0n1

🤢

gross

Too real?

3d disgusting

gross

Please post 2d cuties ONLY

Ew

uhhh

hello???

if yall niggas don't start posting cute anime feet RITE NOW there's gonna be problems

how about tummy

eh close enough

uhhh

fellas

https://twitter.com/JMcfeels/status/1057325575537287168

he took the go off juice

https://twitter.com/Emojipedia/status/1057340849762263040 good news everyone

when does this get added to windows 10

Mfw I steal a tweet

"Marked One, what the hell?"

My knee is doing this weird thing where it’s hurts constantly

THEY MADE STALKER IN MINECRAFT???????? YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN IT

Ur sister.....give her to me

How about no

My back hurts constantly but I refuse to have some nigga put it right

hey aaronred

give me your mother

chiropractors are satanic @DavidTheSlumpGod

Shut up nigger

So true

My only cure is a cute girl stepping on it right 👀

Yeah go see a doctor? I’d sooner leave b*mb in the hospital lobby

WHY DONT I HAVE A GF TO STEP ON MY BACK

Going to give myself salmonella intentionally and not go to a doctor just to show I don't give a fuck about the system

when you find out nyannyancosplay has a bf

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dqx0UojV4AA5gJ-.jpg:large

yeah, me

Really miss the time a cute female doctor cut open my foot to remove a rusty nail, she was so sweet

All medicine is witchcraft thats why i will never go back on my anti psychosis medication

This

when I was in ICU there was a cutie

I’ve never seen a girl in my whole life

I wish

I’m so bored lol

My cosplay looks like shit tho

tfw no yandere super villain gf

um what @Deleted User

this isn't it

yikes

👀

i would tho

Ok

Ok

Wush she would puncture my esophagus w those teeth

hey

ok

hey

ok

Here’s me normal

hello

uie stop

Aaron stfu

the caption retard @Deleted User

Stfu

low IQ

Stfu

smd

Im the smart aaron

clearly not

Im telling mom ur fighting

OH

uie

NO

PLEASE

what is her insta

i gotta know

WE'LL STOP JUST DONT TELL ON US

Hmm... ok then

Y DO GOOD GIRLS

HRT is working nicely! @Deleted User

LIJE BAAAAD GUYS

google image search got me nothing

uie

How much are these out fits costing you?

I don’t have an insta

They’re all from my amazon wishlist lul

wow being an internet trap really pays off

damn i wish that were me

MAAM MAAM MAY I PLS PRIVATE MESSAGE YOU

AHHH

that image is disgusting

how long have you been on estrogen @Deleted User

Since puberty

wow accepting parents?

Gonna watch cute anime in bed and drink whilst it rains outside

Cool and progressive

Yeah we’re Jevvish

I've quit alcohol 😊 @DavidTheSlumpGod

Wtf

I'm so much better than David

@Deleted User did you watch the bunny girl

no

Watch it

Episode 3 is oof

How do u like not drink

aaaaaaaaaaah im not really in the mood to watch anything right now

Because he’s poor

Oof

It’s so good watch it sometime

not drink for like a week and then tell yourself you'll keep it like that but probably fail in a months time @DavidTheSlumpGod

@Deleted User did you finally realize that alcohol is for homos?

I've always known

congrats on quitting, keep it up!

Every cool guy ever was an alcoholic

um

jesus

alcoholics are retards though

He transends cool

WWJD

Alexander the Great was no retard

he was a med

so he's barely human

maybe it’s just the fact that people overdrink because they’re alone

There it is

Actually he was slav

Drinking alone or too much is unhealthy

yes

I was an anti-social drinker

Look at this health fag lmao

if you only drink socially it's a lot less destructive

Whatever kills me faster

Alcoholism is cool

My dad is a retard after having drank a ton as a college student

But not as cool as heroin addiction

Where tf is my biy naph

lol even if you're an alcoholic you're still gonna be alive for decades

@Naphtali83

You can't be healthy in this modern age just accept it

All the food is poisoned inhect heroin

“You can’t find healthy food so just eat lard and cane sugar all day”

if anything in a lot of aspects you have achieve a health most generations couldn't

No just do keto

gay

Keto doesn’t work when you’re drinking a lot of alcohol

It feeds me yummy

I'm not on board the whole keto thing but I'm pretty sure if you're drinking alcohol you aren't using ketones lol

alcohol is its own macronutrient

right?

Fuck Keto

Idk what keto is i thought it was meat

Alcohol can be reduced to sugary

i love potatoes

keto is a fat diet

potatoes are awesome

Keto is for people to quit

as in, you eat a lot of lipids and your body starts to get energy from lipids

um no thanks

Tf is lipids

give me some mashed potatoes

Lipids are fats

this is what an alcoholic looks like @DavidTheSlumpGod

Butter, animal fat, etc.

Give me some instant mash

Oil

Lots of oil

I failed any biology class ok

ok

Bruh

*alcoholic*

Bruh moment

i've never gone to school

I can't even read

Based

what