Do some prep

if not

im gonna be very angry

le mashed potato fayse

I will

BASED

I'm going to make mashed tomorrow for the sweat

should I..... drink?

I have this one shirt

Talk about uies sister

i should say no

Wear a potato sack for a shirt @Deleted User

but i also wanna say yes

Go full poor mick

shawn MCPOTATONIGGER

I'm gonna say don't drink but I'm also gonna say make a TON of potatoes @Deleted User

I’m going to go make mash potatoes now

Ok

Do drink. Drink a potato smoothie

shawn, potato influencer

I require lumpless mashed potatoes

I'm so horny for her

Dont

Stop

That birch look crazy

hell I might make mashed potatoes

Please no

drink

@Deleted User MAKE SISTER WATCH SWEAT

UIE

The batch I made last week were good af

If Hubris cums he loses control of the SIM, who knows who it'll be passed onto next

UIE CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR SISTERS

Don't let us down @Deleted User

I'LL BE YOUR COOL AUSTRALIAN BROTHER IN LAW

Gonna put garlic on those mf

I need to buy a thing of scallions

she dropped out of Northwestern U to dress up as anime characters and whisper into a microphone

Give sister or leave @Deleted User

Stalk or w/e

Scallions are iite

@Deleted User tell your sister to dm me @HeteroHunk

you mean a leek? Leeks are stalks

minions

@Deleted User Tell your sister to DM @RetardOExtremeO

that girl is hot who is that

Scallions are little tiny onions

that man

nothing in his eyes

but a lust for women

and mashed potatoes

That man

Yeah I said scallion but meant chives cuz dumb

Nothing in his eyes but tears

no

thats me

For lack of 'taters

any activity that doesnt get you closer to a cute girl kissing you is a waste of life

Fuck chives are good

i kissed You're Mom @Aleksander *blushing*

fellas

im gonna be honest with you

and come out

Nah

https://youtu.be/AzjUQXwHqBs

i havent eaten mashed potatoes in at least 6 months

Post a slag one more time, see what happens (spoiler: I reach through the screen and pull a rabbit out of your ass)

this aint it

@Joe the boomer no

i'm sorry

Shawn why's your jacket so small

fuckoff @Joe the boomer

I'M

COMING OUT

@Joe the boomer nice clickb8

AS A NON-MASHED EATER

Hello?

AND YOU POST YOUR SHITTY

always wear a size below so you arms look bigger

LIVESTREAM

cause I bought it last yeae

@Joe the boomer faggot

That looks YUNG

Always be poor *

being poor is based

Oh rip

Can’t relate

CLICKB8 AND I RAYP

rich people be like: oh im going to do stuff with my money

poor people be like: i'm going to black out

Fellas raise money during stream to get Shawn a normal sized coat

Poor niggas be like *vomits* oof another well spent night

tfw a friend died today and I've got two midterms to finish, one at midnight and one by tomorrow but I've just been sitting here doing nothing in silence for 5 hours since I found out

Raise money during the stream to buy Shawn an Email Order Bride

time to black out and do nothing

yes

Sorry to hear g

@RetardO ExtremeO next time use a hard R

Poor...………..niggers

yes

:^D

I think your professor will understand

Shop Lil Jon giving the 👌 onto that card

I was listening to the RuneScape stream on speakers

---- ----- pass

TACO PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🌮 🍕

When Shawn dropped hard r

TACO PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't listen to the sweat on a plane on your laptop speaker's, you're a walking flap o' vag

feeling very cringe and bluepilled, 100% need shawn and beardson to play spoons live on stream (for those who don't know what that is it's when you drive around and yell nigger at black people walking and throw a spoon at them and if you miss you have to stop the car and go pick the spoon up)

Play spoons @Deleted User and I'll send you a gf

I was listening to it with a speaker set + sub

Pinky promise

for that extra bass in the nword

"Hate to break it to you officer, it doesn't matter if she's 14."
*Flashes ---- ----- pass*

Trump and Kanye ended racism, cut that shit out

the N word is now gone

Trumpye

stupid fucking niggers

Flashes ---- ----- pass








Get owned libtard

Kanyoldn Wump

Cringe

Donald Nigger

Kanye DUCK

HAHAHAH

DONALD ***dUCK***

OWNED FAGGOT

White libs have no reservations about calling Kanye a stupid uncle tom

OBAMA TRUMP

OBAMA TRUMP

Thanos nigga


Thanos nigga

Remember how hard they were swinging from his coattails in 2016

Yep

thanos pussy

If she has a thanos pussy run

female thanos

Lol remember when Ralph Nader was on national tv and said "only time will tell if Obama will be an Uncle Sam or an Uncle Tom"

Cuz I bet you that aids is airborne

i want to get aids

I bet you do

Rofl

thanos pussy

thanos pussy

Queenscucks: die if they get cold

Aaron the queenscuck: dies if he gets a cold

Sliding into yo mama dms wit thanos posting

So nothing too different huh?

:Dab:

Thanos feet

Thanos feet

dumb nigger: lives in northern territory

h-how did ya know I was a 400 pound aboriginal man living in subsidized housing in the Northern Territories?????

monkaS

i want to run around the NT with a shotgun

why can't i do that

fuck you government

M'nama FlubbaWubbanonggawonganoonga

I want to run around NT raping women

Why cant i do that

Fuck you government

probably could

I want to install Windows NT

they aren't competent enough to report you for rape

Imagine being from the NT

it's okay @RetardO ExtremeO

Wtf is nt

Couldn't be me chief!

i still accept you

I want to install templeos on a smartwatch

Im not from the NT

Sounds like a shit place

I try to hurt either emotionally or physically every woman I meet

where are you from

Im from a place, much, much worse

and that is

western suburbs?

America

Windows nt is for like

So how many times have you been molested

Grocery store checkout machines

And the sega Dreamcast

ive been molested by many hot women

Quite a lot by uhhhh YA MOM @naka

Doin doin ya mom

Hot joke but she dont sleep with fatties

TRY AGAIN

if you didn't get moolested as a kid it means you were ugly

gOOD THING I aint fat cuz YA MOM suckie my pud!

fucking #owned

i was a total groyphog for the town wine moms when i was a teenager

Pud

You fat

The town wine aunts rounded by my house in a line, waiting to groyp my dicks

Caps denial = guilty af

Yo when tf did wine aunts take over

I have a wine aunt

They took over when the boomers became a thing

is that your cum

I was at supermarket today on line and this bitch was giving cashier complicated bagging instructions instead of doing it herself

Is that vanilla bean ice cream

@Deleted User

It be that M A S H E D

if that came from a box i'm gonna take a fat mean shit in oyur vegetable drawer

@Deleted User stop posting taters, post sister instead

Lmao

Better have mashed those yourself you fuckface

i mash potatoes as i would my wife's face if i had one

which is to say brutally and without end

I have white things to do I can’t be bothered

Did your sister sit on the potato

Those look like instant mashed to me

If you didn't mash those yourself I'm gonna break into your house and make a peanut butter and my balls sandwich especially for you!

I SEE FLAKES

CHEATER

CHEATER CHEATER EASYMODE BEATER

BZZZNNNNNNT

FAKER

😎

you are worse than single mtohers who say "it's so hard being a mom and a worker i don't have time to cook!!!!" cuz you could just get your sister to make you mashe dpoatatoes

^

or you could just make them

I don’t have a fucking wife so

I am a single mom

You just mash em in a gd bowl

DIY

https://www.instagram.com/sophiiadiamond/?hl=en

@everyone

Ah you know how it is being a single mother! I cant be fucked to put the water in my son's ramen so I just pop it in the toaster!

fuck off!!!

please uies sister mash my potatoes

fuck offff!!!!!!!!

Uies sisters, all of them, mashed my potatoes

it was quite the experience!

i made butter out of uie's mom's tit milk and slathered it on my mash, was delicious!

Oh look >neet dim goon and >works for YouTube are telling me I should dedicate my time better

:dabs:

stay mad wagie

hot

I took over Uie's room after I fucked his sisters, and plastered all of my LImp Bizkit posters all over his walls!!!!!!!

I now own Uie's entire family

thicc
took a nut in the mcnuggets