for me, it’s the mcchicken

The hose is to pump pink slime right into my slimehole

I tell you what, that thing we tried that I hated, couldn't figure out what it was, it was women.

awaiting that post work sip

whats your sip of choice

black covfefe

Apple cider vinegar diluted

onion

had my second black covfefe bout an hour ago

he'll yeah

Yo that shit mess in the scrollback? YIAW

Women do this thing called 'hovering' when using public toilets

If there is no toilet seat covermat available

So she hovered 5 feet above slightly off center

So guaranteed it was some chick getting ready to hover and BRAAAAAP

200+

Also just start sending your ex rap lyrics lmao

Some big L shit or something

THE BITCH TYPE I DISLIKE

IM ROUGHER THAN A FISTFIGHT

ALL CHICKS AINT SHIT NO SUCH THING AS MS RIGHT

SO WE COULD NEVER BE A COUPLE HUN

FUCK LOVE ALL I GOT FOR HOES IS HARD DICK N BUBBLEGUM

She's trying to get you sprung, pining

Bc you obv over it

Best way to flex on someone doing that is withhold attention

Instead focus your real positive effort on personal growth

@Deleted User monster absolutely zero is my fav sip

@Deleted User please send her that pic of shit mess

with caption like "aahhh much better"

ROFL

lmao

iffy uh

I sent her a meme response hours ago calling her sweaty and she called which i ignored

Too late

You can only respond

Can never initiate contact

just block her my kang

Ive tried that, it doesnt work

Its easiest to drive by meme

Trust me, blocking her just makes her try harder

Would rather keep her at a minimum

god i wish that were me

You dont though. Imagine a girl who stalks you so she gets more chances to not give you coochie

Its insane

Its an insane person

sounds like she needs a good suplexing

why not just block

down a flight of stairs

unless u get enjoyment from owning her

I did that and she starte cycling burner numbers and emails

fuck you chad hand over the obsessed psycho gf

So, i learned to enjoy the memes

No dude like

Rape her

She dates other dudes and constantly tries to lead me on to NOT put out

Like

We went on ONE date for real

Its trash

She wants you to rape her

Do it pussy

You wont get in trouble

^

really does sound like it

Sound advice

Nahhhh i uhh

No joke

And if she tries to accuse you

: |

Just show the court all the stalking she did

Perfect crime

imagine being a normie

and not hating women

eh i dont know about that part

She wont though

this is the age of metooism

if she accuses you youre pretty much fucked

Yeah so

Not worth it

Thats why you have to properly rape her

Then threaten her after

Women are fucking cowards

Note the guys that get metood

Wh

youd also be going to hell for fornicating outside of marrige

I would rather just meme

Hmm

but whos counting

True brian

And not ruin my life

but on the point of her wanting to be raped i cant argue

You wont ruin your life

There may be merit to that

As long as you ruin the poosy

Lmao

I uhh

Idk its still retarded

You have to look at the situations where metoo happens