abs are for dudes

stop

if you like musclegirls you're a closeted homosexual

muscle girls(guys)

abs are not healthy on a women

those jugs are healthy on my dick

(??????)

when she has pecs instead of tits 😩

this ain't it chief

when she has pecs AND then tits hanging from the pecs

(???????)

not

it

chief

when she ruins her fertility to look more masculine

"wow this masculine feature looks so good on a girl i'm not gay" -gay person

barren wombs 😩

sexhavers AND no procreation AND no monogamy

that's called homosex boys

where do the abs go when she has a baby

do they push out into super abs

if you like muscle girls you are QUADRUPLE gay

what if you like milfs who can pick you up

she's not a muscle girl but she can bring me to her teat for nourishment

why want a milf that can pick you up

get a milf you can BEAT up

tfw no tall polish christian environmentalist ironybro gf

if a bitch can pick you up you aren't lifting enough

#GamerWisdom

with big bobs

tfw you will never have this

https://mobile.twitter.com/caidychenkd/status/907598607817129984?s=09

yeah because that's not real

that's a cartoon

fuck

dont be mad you can't put a dick in a cartoon

Um, you can if you get a running start

>ywn grand slam her off the top of a 20 story hotel

https://youtu.be/_rJfillwSxc?t=1m55s

tfw you will never put brittany venti in a neck brace

speak for yourself

>room mate has thot over
thot: u guys should get a rice cooker
me: yea they're pretty handy
thot: *laughs really loud*

what mean

poast milkers

women be like: has second x chromosome

Nehlen has been totally outclassed by Little in terms of Gab-tier insanity.

Pat makes him look sane by comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20vtLY6MIw

B EAT?

HONGREEEEEEEEEEE?

more like Jam though

Oh I missed everyone calling me gay

Benefits of having a real life I guess 😎

shutup gay go suck a penis @Uie

uie? more like who-e

coworker is screeching that someone wanted to work from home when a hurricane is coming

making my blood boil

npcs man

All these niggas doing pve getting mad they see npcs everywhere

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why is he ET

fellas

life is looking up, i hope all is good for u

>life is looking up
lmao no

maybe not for you kid 😎

better than you young gun *sip*

https://twitter.com/i/status/1040243694086049798

Westboro baptist church makes better song parodies than TRS change my mind

its insane how much changes when u entrust life to god

finna say a hail mary for you fellas tonight

based

should we unironically join westboro

theyre protestant right?

that seems a little gay

kinda

maybe not idk

Every sam a king

every sam a king

Modafinil makes my stummy hurt

Huge logs incoming

https://twitter.com/RCLvonte/status/1039901031012999168

autism lowkey some alpha shit dem niggas be sayin whatever come to mind off top

Of all the *this* that aint *it* I think u found the most aint it of all

i don’t understand

The absolute state of not getting *it*

mad about poopy online

Hope I get coochie

praying

https://twitter.com/wiltenmuth/status/1040293374048313344?s=19

Where's tanners

that 16 year old? actually 12