some people listen to metal when they lift, i listen to tobuscus songs

Tobi is a white nigger

DIP IT ALL IN MASH POTATOES *new pr*

hes pro-rape

v pro rape

blackest white man in existence

Pro rape white man

Wait

Is he really white

tonight on Unsolved Mysteries

tobuscus has light eyes it looks from his pfp

im horny good night

never watched unsovled mysteries

it's fun

I found it on hulu

the host is a good character

they did some stuff on missing time and son of sam

so you get a wide variety to missing cases to shit that you can't explain

i'm sick of seeing jacksfilms

i just fucking hate youtube

thats the problem

Yeah

who was that one vegan girl who shot up the youtube HQ

she's a hero

if only she managed to kill anyone

Did you know a company named Alphabet owns Youtube Under Google?

Alphabet says G Stands for Google

lol

they are fuckn insane

Just refamiliarize the alphabet with companies and services

A is for apple

instead of the building blocks of Our understanding of communication and symbolism

Yeah

B is for Baphomet

wait

C Is for Cain

a is already for apple

the fruit

dumnigga

the froot

we need to make the alphabet high test

a is for arrow

b is for battle

Ah yeah

C is for carnivore

V is for Vagina

and or Victory

d is for death

Which is the same thing

G is for Gilgamesh

what would Z be for

T is for Tyr

Zoroastrianism

Zombies are low test

gay

z is for zeus

OPH

Of course

you know whats a kick in the dick

That's my name

Jove

zeus

Jupiter

Jove

Z DAWG

odd name

My parents

are wicked

I shouldn't forget da big dawg

missa shocky

Missa Big throne never throw no nigga a bone

reminds me of the time I wen tto denny's in the middle of nowhere

on the way back from california

I was about 5

anything interesting happen

Well

When you walk into a denny's from out of town

they usually do

First of

everything is sticky

second

Because we didn't not have accent

nor were regular

we got shitty

SHITTY

already

shitty food

but eventually we just left

that's based

my parents were like

yeah no lets dine and dash

not worth

I was liek what we didn't pay

they are like be quiet it's not worth it

raise your children not to pay for shitty food and service

you don't pay for the opposite of what they promise

so many people are like "haha yeah when i went to subway i asked for onions but they didnt put any on and i didnt say anything lol i just paid and said thank you" fuck you nigger

die in a ditch

won't even speak up for themselves in a scenario where you are supposed to be treated like a god cause ps what they serve you is satans shit

it's beyond backwards