I got so much shit

paul not posting is why im like this

I got an adidas winde breaker with a hood

paul drugged and tortured me

I went to get a table for a cheap buck

came out with bags of shit

Paul

ironically wearing adidas as an anprim

Theres no Paul here

paultown

Im wearing gold adidias shower slippers

suck my feet

paultown is funnier and more correct than beardon and shawn

and more mentally capable

and successful

i don't do e celebs

I just walk into these places like saloons

paultown isn't an e celeb

he's a real celeb

paul

household name

Paul Kirschoff

paultown

McCormick n Sons?!

can't be

i wish paul would torture me

no you dont

it really sucked

i wouldn't wish that upon anyone

yes i do

You idiot

Stop it

you dont even know it was him until its over

pauls gonna haul his ass over here with the belt

and turn into a whipped whirlin sunnofabitch

if I was dying and I just got to see him I wouldnt care

itd be worth

Kenshiro

Omae wa

paul is the last thing you see before you die

give me strength

Mou

SHINDEIRU

Paul Town is unironically the best most consistent tweeter

Paul town is the only person who gets it

7 reasons why paultown is my new fav tweetsmen

i read pail town tweet

than i shid and fatrd and poo and nudd

i nudd whenever paul tweets

almost as satisfying scratching sweating pubes

i can't have sex until paul starts tweeting

It's like being the wind the trees never got after a tropical rainstorm

yay for summer

boo for clothing

yuck

look at that beer belly

@Uie

Probas a rainer drinking pbr princess

@2ndComing don't be mean

i woulkd make fard noises on her tummy

and then leave

I am mean

I don't become mean

I just Am

i need a wine mommy !!!!!!

tell me about how much of a bitch your friends are missy

sad

i'd rather date a girl with hulk hands

smash me up babe

VERONICA HUNGRY

VERONICA NEED PENIS

CRONCH

OUCH VER

YA SMASHED ME SAUS

linus tech tips is gay isn't he

he has an asian wife

and mixed kids

ahhahah

not japanese asian

close

but no cigar

taiwan

idk

it's taiwan aint it

he's canadian

TAIWAN NUMBA WAN

FAK A YOOO

CHINA NAMBA WAN

TAIWAN NUMBA TWO IF DAT

USA NUMBA 4

JAPAN NUMBA TWO

https://youtu.be/2U1HPJ8S2Iw?t=61 @2ndComing

Nihao

they resemble him so much!

hahah not

his "strong anglo genes" really lead the charge huh

idk