i jsut can't stop sniffing them

Drinking alone rn

Wbu guys

i failed no alcohol last night

That was a thing?

a personal thing yes

Lul gay

imma going to be getting back on that soon

im no longer binge drinking every night so it was somewhat a success lol

what do they mean 2012 remaster

@Deleted User look mate don't talk unless your gonna hand over your sisters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XH-hD3XwVY

ive been noalcohol for like 2 years

whos this

feels rly good man

is he good?

highly reccomend

it'd be nice to not have alcohol has a crutch

much respect!

i've never drank before should i start

no

stop asking thast

sulfuric acid

the answer is clearly no

but i really want to

and anyone who says yes is a bad influence

it sounds fun

faggot

guys i wanna make content, whats the best thing

youtube vids?

some real epic shit that's what

you know what else is fun? Doing coke while molesting childre, but look where that did to MJ

that doesn't sound like fucn

*fun

i want to do a CPR course just so they make smooth criminal jokes

unless by children you mean perfectly legal jewish teenage girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGG1nzPU7Fk

lmao

18+

i thought that was a real penis

more liek 18+ inches

i thought that guy whupped his dick out on youtube

*whipped

a dim goon are you ok

are you ok

are you ok a dim goon

This guy has a serious pencil dick

weird flex but aight

wait is that his real dick

Gross!

lmao

Gross!

You've been hit by

you've been struck by

ha ha you gay now

bad dick genetics

oh oh oh

the 2012 remaster has the um

I WANT EVERYONE TO CLEAR THE AREA RIGHT NOW

ok cool i guess

my dick is a 2 ft loong, 1/4 inch thick monstrosity that i like to call "The Slim Jim"

is your name jim

no my name is ted

U ever drink water and feel it slush in ur brain

no

get off the crack david

u ever shit yourself at target and the 6/10 cashier lady struggles to stifle her laiughter

ok MJ

he's been dropping hints since day 1

I will get off crack when i get a lap pillow

Michael Jackson was way ahead of us on the t—- p—— thing

"in the closest, buy the paedophile one not the gay one"

bum fights (india)

@garden host me and Aaron’s podcast

i wanna get a body pillow with a big picture of mashed potatoes superimposed over the cuban flag printed on it

the podcast is just me playing michael jackson experience on the nintendo wii while drunk

hey guys whats up this is uie and arrons podcast

you guys ever try that?

@DavidTheSlumpGod yeah I’ll quit drinking when I have a fucking lap to sleep on

host this, motherfucker ! *points to bualls*

Amen

Where actually are my friends

@Deleted User this but all the weights say "heroin" and the shirt has a pic of bugs bunny on the back

Host netherlands first with slump the crack king

im 4% neanderthal can i be on

Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LNn3BAj2eI

it's a sin my darling

how i loove yoooou

ah man that song kicks ass

Black niggas are gonna need to start investing in some high-concentration bleach

I’m a decent Dutch percent

lol

this niggers dutch