maltese-falcon

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2017-02-06 13:39:42 UTC

the reason nobody can use the channel is cause its set so that people with the @everyone title can't send messages

2017-02-06 13:40:55 UTC

woow

2017-02-06 13:48:15 UTC

thoughts on my lowcal vegan meal?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277576440608980996/278159931847213056/icesandwich.jpg

2017-02-06 13:48:26 UTC

mmm looks tatsy

2017-02-06 13:48:37 UTC

I'm thinking of making a gluten free alternative

2017-02-06 13:49:28 UTC

I question the mini food guy

2017-02-06 13:49:31 UTC

i dont

2017-02-06 13:49:42 UTC

if his food is truly properly cooked I mean

2017-02-06 13:49:50 UTC

there is a lot of mini food channels actually

2017-02-06 13:49:54 UTC

I get small food small flame, but can it really get hot enough?

2017-02-06 13:49:56 UTC

i believe he is

2017-02-06 13:49:58 UTC

oh yes it can

2017-02-06 13:50:07 UTC

if you can boil crack ina spoon with a lighter

2017-02-06 13:50:16 UTC

this man can cook his food in a tiny pot and pan with a candle

2017-02-06 14:43:45 UTC

I do that

2017-02-06 14:43:47 UTC

but without the plate

2017-02-06 23:25:00 UTC

guys

2017-02-06 23:25:03 UTC

im addicted

2017-02-06 23:25:06 UTC

to beef jerky

2017-02-06 23:26:16 UTC

worse things have happened

2017-02-06 23:26:28 UTC

ami

2017-02-06 23:26:30 UTC

im gonna kick it

2017-02-06 23:26:33 UTC

until this saturday

2017-02-06 23:29:26 UTC

Crave Chipotle is prety good

2017-02-06 23:29:29 UTC

its my go to

2017-02-07 02:07:47 UTC

im gonna have like

2017-02-07 02:07:50 UTC

6 popsicles

2017-02-07 02:07:54 UTC

and go to sleep

2017-02-07 04:32:50 UTC

Why is Ramsay so good

2017-02-07 05:53:38 UTC

I fucking love ramsay

2017-02-07 05:53:52 UTC

do you guys watch kitchen nightmares?

2017-02-07 07:10:56 UTC

Undskyld, hvad hedder du?

2017-02-07 07:11:07 UTC

Jeg hedder Nuklear.

2017-02-07 07:11:30 UTC

Jeg taler godt dansk.

2017-02-07 07:30:19 UTC

Jeg elsker spiser sushi.

2017-02-07 15:56:03 UTC

Kitchen nightmares is great

2017-02-07 15:56:09 UTC

but i like hell's kitchen too

2017-02-07 15:56:29 UTC

Even though hell's kitchen is a dum reality show

2017-02-07 15:56:34 UTC

it shows gordon at his best

2017-02-07 15:59:31 UTC

it's really hard to find a non-meme version of that on youtube

2017-02-07 15:59:37 UTC

sorry for posting a meme version

2017-02-09 05:46:50 UTC

here is your steank with no vegetals

2017-02-09 08:44:32 UTC

did you hear about the italian chef

2017-02-09 08:44:41 UTC

apparently he pasta way

2017-02-09 08:46:20 UTC

2017-02-09 11:16:13 UTC

Skal vil jeg have Sol over Gudhjem. :9

2017-02-09 15:41:19 UTC

congrats sacred

2017-02-09 15:41:24 UTC

first pin of the channel

2017-02-09 15:41:37 UTC

also gordon ramsay used to hit his workers

2017-02-09 15:41:43 UTC

so he toned down his attitude

2017-02-09 18:50:28 UTC

this guy is cool

2017-02-09 23:26:30 UTC

its fucking national pizza day

2017-02-10 00:01:05 UTC

i had a pizza 2day

2017-02-10 00:44:53 UTC

I didn't

2017-02-10 00:48:06 UTC

Tacos

2017-02-10 00:48:07 UTC

shoutout 2 pizza

2017-02-10 00:48:17 UTC

82n tey

2017-02-10 01:37:19 UTC

no thanks

2017-02-10 02:45:02 UTC
2017-02-10 02:45:28 UTC

why

2017-02-10 02:47:51 UTC

reminds me of u

2017-02-10 03:04:07 UTC

Oh is Sacred Hawaiian

2017-02-10 13:53:52 UTC

tfw mild salsa is too spicy

2017-02-10 13:54:07 UTC

πŸ”₯ <:alien:255874256523493376>

2017-02-10 15:17:32 UTC

fag

2017-02-10 17:13:40 UTC

gotta agree

2017-02-10 17:13:44 UTC

that was pretty homosexual

2017-02-11 07:01:45 UTC

I have 0 tolerance for both sass and spice

2017-02-11 07:01:51 UTC

So knock it off

2017-02-11 11:53:03 UTC

s-s-sorry

2017-02-11 11:53:08 UTC

you just gotta build it up bro

2017-02-11 11:53:42 UTC

I had BKs jalapeno chicken fries today. I can only take so much spicy so I used the bbq sauce instead of the halapeno sauce that goes with it and it was great

2017-02-11 11:54:10 UTC

great gimmick, decent price for a gimmick, and I didn't feel cheated like when I got their mac n cheetos

2017-02-11 11:54:48 UTC

oh I did something the other day

2017-02-11 11:54:51 UTC

that made me feel guilty

2017-02-11 11:55:41 UTC

when I was at golden corrals public theater (watching the niggers be unruly in public) I saw that they had a scallop dinner special

2017-02-11 11:55:54 UTC

I was impressed and went to go specially request it to finish off my meal

2017-02-11 11:56:27 UTC

the asian guy who cooks the steaks also cooks the scallops and since it was noisy I had a hard time communicating with him but it turns out he just cleaned the scallop grill since it just hit 8pm

2017-02-11 11:57:01 UTC

I said it's alright because I understand food service, but he insisted he could make it for me so I caved and asked for two skewers of the scallops

2017-02-11 11:57:12 UTC

he said it would take 5 minutes and then I returned to get my food

2017-02-11 11:57:45 UTC

when I got back to the table, I started to come to the conclusion that the scallops were not fully cooked. This chef went above and beyond for me but just didn't hit the nail on the head

2017-02-11 11:57:56 UTC

I decided not eating the scallops was the best option, but I had a delima

2017-02-11 11:58:10 UTC

I could not let him know of my grand treason of throwing away the scallops

2017-02-11 11:58:26 UTC

so I pick each individual one off ot the skewer and ball them up into a napkin that I made look used

2017-02-11 11:58:48 UTC

I pass him by to get my exit cotton candy and he smiles at me and I give him a thankful gesture back as if the scallops were good

2017-02-11 11:58:58 UTC

he must never know my secret

2017-02-12 01:53:27 UTC

that's not even the worst one

2017-02-12 01:53:38 UTC

spend a week on /ck/ and you'll see at least 10 of them

2017-02-12 04:41:15 UTC

i am not an easily perturbed man but i just can't watch these shitty food videos

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