medbay-autism

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2017-02-04 23:42:03 UTC

first for sleep tight nursefu

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2017-02-04 23:46:08 UTC

second for best medbay waifu

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2017-02-05 00:02:01 UTC

Drills a shit

2017-02-05 00:02:14 UTC

Kurt is becoming more and more like that guy from Azumanga

2017-02-05 00:04:47 UTC

this game has come full circle and now exists as a work place sitcom in my head

2017-02-05 00:05:39 UTC

It's a sitcom except with more murderers and shitters

2017-02-05 00:06:08 UTC

yeah

2017-02-05 00:06:19 UTC

peoples gimmicks are just running gags

2017-02-05 00:06:26 UTC

it would be an ok series

2017-02-05 00:06:34 UTC

its on my list of, infinite money things i would do

2017-02-05 00:06:43 UTC

make a season of a shitty sitcom in space

2017-02-05 00:14:19 UTC

Shitcom

2017-02-05 00:14:41 UTC

basically

2017-02-05 00:14:53 UTC

i could appeal to tumblrites

2017-02-05 00:14:56 UTC

id feature Hime

2017-02-05 00:23:01 UTC

Just make sure you constantly berate him for being a faggot or a tranny or something so that tumblr people are never actually happy with it

2017-02-05 00:23:49 UTC

I mean that's what happens in game

2017-02-05 00:24:02 UTC

Well it never really happened all that often

2017-02-05 00:24:42 UTC

i would have a gimmick where anytime anyone asks annie or yahir how they interact physically they can never answer

2017-02-05 00:25:10 UTC

What do you mean interact physically?

2017-02-05 00:25:14 UTC

😏

2017-02-05 00:25:33 UTC

Greys don't have genitalia

2017-02-05 00:25:43 UTC

anyone who speculates at whether they do or dont will never find out

2017-02-05 00:25:50 UTC

anyone who goes and asks a doctor gets told to leave

2017-02-05 00:25:56 UTC

You'd have to grind the ken doll crotch against a vaginitis

2017-02-05 00:26:12 UTC

THE POINT IS IT DOESNT HAPPEN REGARDLESS AND IT DOESNT HAVE AN ANSWER REEEEE

2017-02-05 00:26:12 UTC

I don't know why that popped up but maybe my phone is learning to never say vagina

2017-02-05 00:26:36 UTC

Greys don't have dicks

2017-02-05 00:26:40 UTC

But they have

2017-02-05 00:26:47 UTC

*long fingers*

2017-02-05 03:13:29 UTC

medbay waifus

2017-02-05 03:13:30 UTC

more like

2017-02-05 03:13:31 UTC

end ur laifus

2017-02-05 03:13:34 UTC

faggots!!!

2017-02-05 03:13:41 UTC

one day i will shapka

2017-02-05 03:13:47 UTC

getting there slowly

2017-02-05 03:13:49 UTC

dam dont kil urself bro

2017-02-05 03:13:52 UTC

u'll go to hell

2017-02-05 03:13:55 UTC

you gotta like

2017-02-05 03:13:56 UTC

go out being cool

2017-02-05 03:14:03 UTC

like fly a plane into a rothschild manor

2017-02-05 03:14:06 UTC

that'd be cool as hell

2017-02-05 03:14:25 UTC

you'll probly still go to hell cuz of all the children they use for paedophile rituals which got murdered as a result

2017-02-05 03:14:28 UTC

πŸ€”

2017-02-05 03:14:29 UTC

hm

2017-02-05 03:14:34 UTC

im going to suicide bomb a huffington post editor meeting tbh

2017-02-05 03:14:46 UTC

i blame them

2017-02-05 06:10:16 UTC

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2017-02-05 17:26:27 UTC

Thank god

2017-02-06 19:05:14 UTC

Medbay was better before

2017-02-07 04:23:27 UTC

I haven

2017-02-07 04:23:31 UTC

I haven't posted here yet

2017-02-07 04:23:38 UTC

This will be my last post

2017-02-07 04:23:47 UTC

Waifus are destroying this server. Good day

2017-02-07 15:06:24 UTC

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2017-02-07 15:59:57 UTC

post your autist pills

2017-02-07 15:59:58 UTC

7.5 bicaridine, 6.81818 rezadone, 6 dermaline, 5 doctorsdelight, 4.76316 anti_toxin, 4 kelotane, 2.5 oxycodone, 2.5 hyperzine, 10 dexalinp, 0.255681 inacusiate, 0.255681 ethylredoxrazine, 0.236842 synaptizine, 0.170454 imidazoline

2017-02-07 16:46:02 UTC

Doctor's delight u50 x10 in my survival box at all times, borrow the chemical implant from the warden and set a deadmans switch so if i get stunned itll dump even more in my body

2017-02-07 16:46:19 UTC

If im not constantly extending the timer

2017-02-07 16:46:35 UTC

Also eat only honeycombs

2017-02-07 17:00:03 UTC

Muh 30/30/30 tricord dd honey 9 pills

2017-02-07 17:01:02 UTC

>tricord

2017-02-07 17:05:59 UTC

/shrug

2017-02-07 17:06:09 UTC

Wew

2017-02-07 17:12:49 UTC

hyperzine is really really important when you're hurt

2017-02-07 17:15:12 UTC

40u Condensed Capascin, 10u Neurotoxin

2017-02-07 17:16:18 UTC

capsaicin only does shit when sprayed

2017-02-07 17:16:47 UTC

but fun fact about that you can get as many as you want with any wallmounted recharger

2017-02-07 17:16:52 UTC

hint: they work with fire extinguishers

2017-02-07 17:16:55 UTC

wink wink

2017-02-07 17:18:50 UTC

So it's the neuro that stuns. Figured.

2017-02-07 17:19:17 UTC

it's like chloral that doesn't sleep

2017-02-07 17:19:17 UTC

Is the stuff in the rechargers normal or condensed

2017-02-07 17:19:19 UTC

it's pretty good

2017-02-07 17:19:22 UTC

condensed baby

2017-02-07 17:19:30 UTC

you can just unwrench one table at arrivals to get it

2017-02-07 17:19:56 UTC

also you can mix iron and wine to get amasec which is a funny chemical

2017-02-07 17:19:56 UTC

I just nibbled a ghost pepper once.

2017-02-07 17:20:10 UTC

FLOOR FOOD

2017-02-07 17:20:19 UTC

Nah, solo testing

2017-02-07 17:20:35 UTC

amasec stuns you but doesn't make you fall over

2017-02-07 17:20:44 UTC

kind of like how you're stunned after you throw up

2017-02-07 17:20:49 UTC

A single bite of ghost pepper keeps you down for a while

2017-02-07 17:21:05 UTC

once someone made a pile of ghost pepper and I boo'd it

2017-02-07 17:21:21 UTC

it caused a whole page in the chatlog worth of every pepper getting bitten simultaneously

2017-02-07 17:21:23 UTC

it was scary

2017-02-07 17:21:33 UTC

Hah

2017-02-08 01:14:08 UTC

god i wish honey was more common

2017-02-08 08:53:22 UTC

It's just that beekeeping isn't exciting

2017-02-08 08:55:00 UTC

And would probably require you to be lone botanist (which is the only fun way to play it anyway) to get the most out of it

2017-02-08 09:00:16 UTC

Hue

2017-02-08 09:00:52 UTC

You abandoned your poor bees when the other botanist showed up

2017-02-08 09:02:20 UTC

No

2017-02-08 09:02:27 UTC

We spawned with 2 botanists

2017-02-08 09:02:46 UTC

And I thought "ohhhhh whyyyyyyyy I just wanna have fun and relax" because you can't do that with 2 botanists

2017-02-08 09:02:52 UTC

I gave it a shot

2017-02-08 09:02:58 UTC

But 2 botanists just isn't worth it

2017-02-08 09:03:17 UTC

Especially not when the other botanist plays botany for efficiency (🀒)

2017-02-08 09:04:14 UTC

gotta go fast

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