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2016-11-10 07:12:08 UTC

its a struggle to get by it but im trying

2016-11-10 07:12:20 UTC

his forehad is making me laugh

2016-11-10 07:12:24 UTC

fuck what a thumbnail

2016-11-10 07:12:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246170229065908225/1475108117588.jpg

2016-11-10 07:12:37 UTC

SLIMEY

2016-11-10 07:12:38 UTC

LIMEY

2016-11-10 07:12:39 UTC

he's got such a funny looking brick head

2016-11-10 07:13:13 UTC

The longer I stare at it the more I see it

2016-11-10 07:13:19 UTC

he has the face of a shaved brick

2016-11-10 07:13:31 UTC

thanks for the avatar my friend

2016-11-10 07:13:56 UTC

Oh god, it's him, I forgot

2016-11-10 07:13:59 UTC

AustralianMale.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246170579298811904/ss2016-10-13at12.52.07.jpg

2016-11-10 07:15:45 UTC

nah this is a true aussie

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246171020673679364/winky_face.jpg

2016-11-10 07:15:54 UTC

i'll never forget trying to get some cennalink dosh for tinnies

2016-11-10 07:16:00 UTC

and seeing this winky faced cunt staring me down

2016-11-10 07:16:01 UTC

every time

2016-11-10 07:16:36 UTC

the fuck is a tinnie

2016-11-10 07:16:55 UTC

it's like a stubby but it's a tinnies load it up with some VB

2016-11-10 07:16:58 UTC

i feel kinda depressed

2016-11-10 07:16:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246171331391913984/1473923506982.jpg

2016-11-10 07:17:04 UTC

i used to just be able to go to my drug dealer

2016-11-10 07:17:08 UTC

load up on some weed

2016-11-10 07:17:13 UTC

and relax to a night of floyd and whatever else

2016-11-10 07:17:23 UTC

but now i cant because the dealer's a schizoid on ice

2016-11-10 07:17:31 UTC

i have 0 idea what the FUCK you're pushing out of your aussiehole

2016-11-10 07:17:39 UTC

speak some FUCKING ENGLISH

2016-11-10 07:17:40 UTC

@74-Dunkster is he speaking English?

2016-11-10 07:17:45 UTC

tinnies are canned brews you dog cunt

2016-11-10 07:17:47 UTC

V B

2016-11-10 07:17:54 UTC

THAT DOESNT MAKE IT MORE CLEAR

2016-11-10 07:17:56 UTC

>tinn

2016-11-10 07:18:03 UTC

ALL VB COMES IN TINS AND BOTTLES

2016-11-10 07:18:05 UTC

ITS BEER

2016-11-10 07:18:07 UTC

THE FUCK

2016-11-10 07:18:08 UTC

THEN WHY NOT JUST CALL IT 'BEER CANS'

2016-11-10 07:18:11 UTC

OR FUCKING BEER

2016-11-10 07:18:12 UTC

tinnies

2016-11-10 07:18:13 UTC

JESUS FUCK

2016-11-10 07:18:23 UTC

im not gunna stop speaking aussie so you dropkicks can understand me

2016-11-10 07:18:25 UTC

also VB is in the fucking import section at the liquor store

2016-11-10 07:18:27 UTC

get ready for a left right goodnight

2016-11-10 07:18:41 UTC

SAY AFTER ME YOU FUCKIN OUTBACK-LIVING ABBOHUMPING KANGAROO RIDING FUCK

2016-11-10 07:18:41 UTC

and also the liquor stores here are owned by the government and they mark up product 110%

2016-11-10 07:18:42 UTC

B E E R

2016-11-10 07:18:45 UTC

πŸ€”

2016-11-10 07:18:51 UTC

yeah they do the same here

2016-11-10 07:18:54 UTC

alcohol tax

2016-11-10 07:18:56 UTC

ciggy tax

2016-11-10 07:18:56 UTC

"F O R K"

2016-11-10 07:18:59 UTC

"SPOOOON"

2016-11-10 07:18:59 UTC

ah

2016-11-10 07:19:00 UTC

fucking nanny state

2016-11-10 07:19:04 UTC

i see you've played knifey-forkey

2016-11-10 07:19:05 UTC

iktf tbh

2016-11-10 07:19:11 UTC

ya

2016-11-10 07:19:21 UTC

nuke australia

2016-11-10 07:19:25 UTC

tfw there's a solid like 80% price increase compared to other cunts like 'murca

2016-11-10 07:19:25 UTC

bro i live in a state where the premier (governor) held out a hillary stamp and said im with her

2016-11-10 07:19:27 UTC

tin a cope is like $23 someodd

2016-11-10 07:19:29 UTC

AND HE HAD TO DEAL

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WITH HER LOSING

2016-11-10 07:19:32 UTC

HHAEHHAEHGH

2016-11-10 07:19:33 UTC

Why bother moist

2016-11-10 07:19:43 UTC

pack a darts is $25+

2016-11-10 07:19:44 UTC

oh nah i can get some really good wine

2016-11-10 07:19:53 UTC

i can get a bottle of quality red wine from south straya

2016-11-10 07:19:54 UTC

for like

2016-11-10 07:19:55 UTC

6 bucks

2016-11-10 07:19:58 UTC

don't nuke australia, the things there might mutate long range flight capabilities

2016-11-10 07:20:00 UTC

Big dump of nothing

2016-11-10 07:20:02 UTC

the fuck is a pack of darts

2016-11-10 07:20:02 UTC

ever want to get drunk?

2016-11-10 07:20:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246172103013826560/YDMGYtMl.jpg

2016-11-10 07:20:04 UTC

six bucks

2016-11-10 07:20:08 UTC

buy a cask of goon

2016-11-10 07:20:09 UTC

10 bucks

2016-11-10 07:20:15 UTC

god i fucking hate this retarded fuckin speech jesus christ allmighty

2016-11-10 07:20:16 UTC

liberation cunts liberation

2016-11-10 07:20:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246172163441164289/1bL0p8v.jpg

2016-11-10 07:20:28 UTC

last cunt who pinched a ciggy from me mates

2016-11-10 07:20:31 UTC

was a hot as fuck sheila

2016-11-10 07:20:36 UTC

cunt smoked it away from the boys though

2016-11-10 07:20:38 UTC

fuckin kill her

2016-11-10 07:20:39 UTC

>sheila

2016-11-10 07:20:41 UTC

WAT

2016-11-10 07:20:48 UTC

she-la

2016-11-10 07:20:57 UTC

idk what you dont get dropcunt

2016-11-10 07:20:58 UTC

It's what the female aussie is called

2016-11-10 07:21:04 UTC

>other anglos don't have tims, darts, touques, "pooched 'er", "bud", "fuckin rights", "greasy", or the other great canadian words

2016-11-10 07:21:06 UTC

SMH

2016-11-10 07:21:06 UTC

yeah mate then we engage our mating ritual

2016-11-10 07:21:08 UTC

SHAKING

2016-11-10 07:21:09 UTC

MY

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HEAD

2016-11-10 07:21:10 UTC

jesus fucking christ

2016-11-10 07:21:12 UTC

called fuckin

2016-11-10 07:21:15 UTC

kill the yabbies cunts

2016-11-10 07:21:23 UTC

just get th eboys to punch the SHIT OUTTA SOME YABBIES

2016-11-10 07:21:26 UTC

AAAHGHHH YABBIES

2016-11-10 07:21:30 UTC

now here's the question

2016-11-10 07:21:32 UTC

okay rabble off all the fucking AUSSIE CUNT words you know

2016-11-10 07:21:37 UTC

is it pronounced Crawfish or Crawfish

2016-11-10 07:21:39 UTC

@carshalash YABBY KILLING TIME RHAHASAAAAAAAAAAA

2016-11-10 07:21:49 UTC

yabbies

2016-11-10 07:21:49 UTC

oh, just out for a rip

2016-11-10 07:21:50 UTC

forgot that one

2016-11-10 07:21:55 UTC

thats a staple of canadian culture

2016-11-10 07:22:02 UTC

new national anthem

2016-11-10 07:22:04 UTC

whaddya mean all the aussie cunt words i know

2016-11-10 07:22:05 UTC

weedman announced it

2016-11-10 07:22:07 UTC

we call cunts cunt

2016-11-10 07:22:11 UTC

its all there

2016-11-10 07:22:14 UTC

fuckin oath lad

2016-11-10 07:22:27 UTC

speak as aussie as you can

2016-11-10 07:22:29 UTC

SO I STARTED FEEDIN EM THE LEFT RIGHT EH

2016-11-10 07:22:34 UTC

you fucking inbred colonial prisoner

2016-11-10 07:22:43 UTC

nah fARK OFF KAHNT

2016-11-10 07:22:43 UTC

fuck man

2016-11-10 07:22:49 UTC

we've got a national vote coming up

2016-11-10 07:22:54 UTC

gotta choose the new anthem

2016-11-10 07:22:56 UTC

dropcunts dropkicks get ready for a left right goodnight straight from the fuckin boys themselves

2016-11-10 07:23:02 UTC

ken oath ken oath cunt

2016-11-10 07:23:04 UTC

it's between Out for a Rip, Takin' Care Of Business, and Home for a Rest

2016-11-10 07:23:11 UTC

its a tough choice

2016-11-10 07:23:12 UTC

strewth

2016-11-10 07:23:21 UTC

HOW IS THIS CONSIDERED PROPER ENGLISH

2016-11-10 07:23:29 UTC

its strayan you fuckin dropcunt

2016-11-10 07:23:33 UTC

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

2016-11-10 07:23:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246173024729038849/AUSSIE_HERO.png

2016-11-10 07:23:56 UTC

noice

2016-11-10 07:23:57 UTC

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2016-11-10 07:23:59 UTC

n o i c e

2016-11-10 07:24:02 UTC

>Aussies will NEVER know the joy of those fucking plaid work jackets where it's a thick carhart hoodie on the inside and plaid on the out

2016-11-10 07:24:09 UTC

tabernak

2016-11-10 07:24:12 UTC

**TABERNAK**

2016-11-10 07:24:23 UTC

>needing a thick carhart hoodie

2016-11-10 07:24:24 UTC

???

2016-11-10 07:24:25 UTC

@Celt MERDE TABERNAK CELT GO HOME

2016-11-10 07:24:32 UTC

its 40 degrees cunt fuck you oin

2016-11-10 07:24:40 UTC

official canadian anthem 2017

2016-11-10 07:24:43 UTC

results just came in

2016-11-10 07:24:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246173306628079616/proud_shitposter.jpg

2016-11-10 07:24:50 UTC

official australian model 2017

2016-11-10 07:24:53 UTC

results just came in

2016-11-10 07:25:01 UTC

Feels like -40

2016-11-10 07:25:05 UTC

kek

2016-11-10 07:25:11 UTC

man this band from my city made a song

2016-11-10 07:25:13 UTC

yeah its like 18 degrees here and im fuckin dying

2016-11-10 07:25:19 UTC

why it gotta be so cold

2016-11-10 07:25:20 UTC

and for some reason it just blew right the fuck up in Brazil

2016-11-10 07:25:25 UTC

literally all the comments are from Brazil

2016-11-10 07:25:42 UTC

time to ship the band off then

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246173526283780096/15027512_690083867825428_5995928604076250394_n.jpg

2016-11-10 07:25:44 UTC

Fukken BRs

2016-11-10 07:25:58 UTC

aussies need to be gassed tbqh

2016-11-10 07:25:59 UTC

music video is filmed in the city and island its weird to see

2016-11-10 07:26:01 UTC

but look at the comments

2016-11-10 07:26:03 UTC

fucking BRS

2016-11-10 07:26:05 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2016-11-10 07:26:11 UTC

aussies need to be gassed t. european mongol

2016-11-10 07:26:17 UTC

or get a fucking proper english lexicon shoved down their gullet

2016-11-10 07:26:34 UTC

lexishoveitupyerarse

2016-11-10 07:26:45 UTC

reminder

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246173791019859969/1477155734264.jpg

2016-11-10 07:26:46 UTC

Literally a containment country

2016-11-10 07:26:53 UTC

canada rules the iron throne

2016-11-10 07:26:55 UTC

get fucked cunts

2016-11-10 07:26:56 UTC

i got a pupper who's a right poof

2016-11-10 07:27:01 UTC

Until the largest prison breakn in history

2016-11-10 07:27:03 UTC

keeps tryin to pounce me doggo

2016-11-10 07:27:06 UTC

iron throne is a fucking meme

2016-11-10 07:27:07 UTC

so he can get his arse sniffed

2016-11-10 07:27:10 UTC

fuckin poof

2016-11-10 07:27:13 UTC

Whew

2016-11-10 07:27:21 UTC

alright i got work rip

2016-11-10 07:27:55 UTC

Did I get pinged?

2016-11-10 07:28:11 UTC

@Royal oh hi

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oh hi mark

2016-11-10 07:28:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246174322396364800/JnP.png

2016-11-10 07:29:58 UTC

reminder

2016-11-10 07:29:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245853722972913665/246174600818327552/SJAM.png

2016-11-10 07:30:11 UTC

>Served from confederation until turn of the century

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BASED

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Truly the strongest and most honest institution

2016-11-10 07:45:51 UTC
2016-11-10 07:50:49 UTC

and of course the best song every created in the Southern United States of America:

2016-11-10 07:51:18 UTC

If it's not Good Ol Rebel I'm gonna kick you @nuklearcellphoneg

2016-11-10 07:52:42 UTC

Johnny Comes Marching home is a Yankee song

2016-11-10 07:53:44 UTC

"When Johnny Comes Marching Home" was immensely popular and was sung by both sides of the American Civil War.[13] It became a hit in England as well.[14]

2016-11-10 07:54:17 UTC

I'm not gonna kick you

2016-11-10 07:54:23 UTC

Because then I'll be alone here

2016-11-10 07:54:48 UTC

It's okay, I'm actually leaving because I get off work early. I have a big tournament to go to Saturday.

2016-11-10 08:02:32 UTC

@Kurba yes?

2016-11-10 08:03:00 UTC

LCS IRA mod when

2016-11-10 08:03:08 UTC

WY CI

2016-11-10 08:03:26 UTC

I'm not a coder

2016-11-10 08:03:30 UTC

I'm Russian

2016-11-10 08:21:33 UTC

@DrCelt#0944 "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" is also sung to the same tune as "Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye" and is frequently thought to have been a rewriting of that song. However, "Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye" was not published until 1867, and it originally had a different melody

2016-11-10 08:24:27 UTC

@nuklearcellphoneg johnny I hardly knew ye came first tbh

2016-11-10 08:26:18 UTC

johnny i hardly knew ye is better tbh

2016-11-10 08:28:54 UTC

d'we have any frenchies here?

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other than FUKUDUNY

2016-11-10 08:29:08 UTC

in cool news

2016-11-10 08:29:21 UTC

FUCKING CALLED IT

2016-11-10 08:29:24 UTC

I KNEW IT WOULD WORK

2016-11-10 08:29:39 UTC

Microwave pulse engines

2016-11-10 08:29:40 UTC

fuck yeah

2016-11-10 08:30:06 UTC

god i had the BIGGEST argument with my m8

2016-11-10 08:30:09 UTC

about that

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and he was all like "IT CAN'T WORK IT VIOLATES THE LAWS"

2016-11-10 08:30:28 UTC

and i'm just like "IT FUCKING WORKS, THE LAWS ARE INCOMPLETE"

2016-11-10 08:30:36 UTC

we ended up in a standstill after three hours and a missed class

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and decided to wait for the research to advance

2016-11-10 08:30:49 UTC

any scientific law or theory is human observation and recording

2016-11-10 08:30:50 UTC

but i'm fukken RIGHT

2016-11-10 08:30:54 UTC

I'M ALWAYS RIGHT

2016-11-10 08:31:02 UTC

at any time we could be proven grossly wrong about everything we know

2016-11-10 08:31:33 UTC

i know, that was my exact argument

2016-11-10 08:31:40 UTC

but he was like NO IT CAN'T THO

2016-11-10 08:32:02 UTC

i dunno which is more pleasing, a new form of fuckin SPACE ENGINE that doesn't need any actual propellanty

2016-11-10 08:32:04 UTC

I feel thats a problem with a lot of folks is they're too rigid

2016-11-10 08:32:07 UTC

or being _right again_

2016-11-10 08:32:12 UTC

why not both

2016-11-10 08:32:18 UTC

win win

2016-11-10 08:32:18 UTC

you

2016-11-10 08:32:20 UTC

you're a good man

2016-11-10 08:32:36 UTC

you have that as a note now. "GOOD MAN

2016-11-10 08:32:56 UTC

I'll prove that note to be false at some point

2016-11-10 08:33:01 UTC

dont go to dorms when I'm posting

2016-11-10 08:33:12 UTC

but for serious though, i don't understand. scientists shoudl REVEL in old theories being proven wrong

2016-11-10 08:33:16 UTC

depends, what do you post?

2016-11-10 08:33:28 UTC

They aren't happy about it?

2016-11-10 08:33:32 UTC

It sounds great

2016-11-10 08:33:32 UTC

not any i talk to

2016-11-10 08:33:39 UTC

no aspiring scientists, anyway

2016-11-10 08:33:52 UTC

god damn

2016-11-10 08:33:58 UTC

brexit, trump elected, EM drive PROVEN funcitonal

2016-11-10 08:34:02 UTC

functional*

2016-11-10 08:34:09 UTC

the future is lookin' BRIGHT lads

2016-11-10 08:34:12 UTC

space marines when

2016-11-10 08:34:18 UTC

But those are the people who already know everything and can't possible be taught anything new, no?

2016-11-10 08:34:19 UTC

we won't need em

2016-11-10 08:34:22 UTC

no chaos for us

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