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2017-02-21 06:52:32 UTC

If you're having issues with your Byond client, try the following:
Change your byond version to 511.1365
Clear your Byond cache

2017-02-21 09:40:15 UTC

Dont use admin group pings unless absolutely needed. Abuse of admin pings will result in a warning, then a ban from our Discord server. Thank you.

2017-02-22 08:06:30 UTC

Actually, for that matter, don't abuse pings at all. Mostly -everyone and -here. If you do it and it annoys people, you'll be asked to stop. Further issues may result in a ban.

2017-02-24 05:11:04 UTC

@everyone There has been a major leak in Cloudflare and it has been recommend by Discord to change your passwords.

2017-02-24 13:51:35 UTC

Also it affects more than just Discord.

2017-02-28 07:13:38 UTC

Does the forum look like an abortion of Technology for you? Press ctrl f5

2017-03-20 19:24:53 UTC

@everyone Discord servers are shitting the bed, don't worry if you don't see the server in your side bar.
There is an IRC at #vgstation (by/large coders)

2017-03-27 17:23:55 UTC

@everyone word of warning: there's a group of people sending child porn to people in PMs that are on popular discord servers.

If this happens to you DON'T EVEN CLICK THE LINK, see the image

2017-05-19 22:39:34 UTC

@everyone Perma banned players are no longer welcome on the test server

2017-08-10 02:27:23 UTC

@everyone The ruling on the Discord ban poll is that, anyone may use our discord regardless if they are banned or not from the game server, but if they become a problem within the discord, they may be removed at any admin's discretion. This interpretation may be "broadened" on anyone who's confirmed to have been perma banned from the game server. I am not convinced perma banned players need to be automatically tossed from the discord right away.

2017-08-26 09:12:43 UTC

@everyone As a reminder, posting NSFW content in non NSFW tagged areas will get you an instant ban from the Discord (this is to protect our server under Discords own terms of use policy). Abusing or spamming pings may also get you banned from our Discord. Seeing a lot of Discord bans lately that violate the above two areas. Don't do them. Thanks.

2017-08-31 07:20:50 UTC

@everyone If you're having issues connecting to the web server, clear your browsers cache, put the URL in your bar and shift click refresh. Web server's been a little wonkey.

2017-11-07 00:49:56 UTC

@everyone I have instructed the admins to lighten up on the NSFW area moderation. Anything's generally going to be acceptable, so long as it isnt illlegal or spamming to the point of the channel being unusable. Doing either of those will probably just get you banned from the discord now. If you feel you've been banned unjustly from such an area, Direct Message me. Also, I intend to finish my name policy review this weekend. Sorry it's taken so long, I've just been busy.

2017-12-08 04:03:12 UTC

@everyone For the time being eurobros can connect to byond:// and get better resource download speeds. After you connect you should be redirected to the main server.

2017-12-08 15:48:10 UTC

Okay ignore the above announcement, i've setup a shitty pomfrigged cdn system that will serve you files faster, or should rather. Locations currently served are oceania, US west, US east, Europe. Image shows download speed improvements, top is before the change, bottom is after.

2017-12-10 22:39:48 UTC

Code discord has a new invite because TG is nigger turds

2017-12-16 00:50:04 UTC


Re: Names
The basics are to laxen up. Things like titles (Dr Goodlove, Officer Law, etc) or description (Limbless Hobo, etc) are Gucci.

The intent is to give players more room for RP

2018-01-06 03:50:30 UTC

@everyone Before you DM Me/Foster/Pomf/Aurx/whoever about a discord ban/warning/whatever you may have witnessed or recieved, ask yourself the following: 1. Was I playing a stupid game? If the answer to that question was "Yes" or "Maybe", then proceed to ask yourself "Was this my stupid prize?" If the answer to that question was "Maybe" or "Yes", go make business of it on the forum after a bit of time. Dont blow us up on here about it.

2018-01-20 23:10:56 UTC

@everyone If you have an issue with an admin, dont take it up in <#246096207523348481> or anywhere else on the Discord. It needs to be handled either with a Headmin or Pomf , preferably on the forum, for the sake of transparency. If its a minor thing worthy of a talking to feel free to DM it. Thanks.

2018-04-05 21:11:32 UTC

@here Like Foster said. We had a deal with someone trying to stream and saying he didn't know better. As a friendly reminder if you stream the server I will b& you. We're touchy about advertisement at the best of times and I don't care how time delayed your stream is the answer is flat out no.

2018-04-19 02:38:07 UTC

We'll be doing the /vg/ Cup again this year
We'll vote on team members and shit closer to registration

2018-05-26 18:46:57 UTC

I don't know how to report this but 512.1425 has no viewport freeze

2018-05-26 18:47:22 UTC

The release notes say nothing about it

2018-05-26 18:47:26 UTC

fucking lummox

2018-05-26 18:51:02 UTC

@everyone If you're a viewport freeze victim update to the lastest 512 beta and see if it works for you too.

2018-05-26 18:51:40 UTC

That's 512.1425, to be specific

2018-06-19 23:27:58 UTC

@everyone "byond 512.1427 is absolutely fucked tell people to downgrade to 1420 or something" t. authority

2018-06-19 23:28:29 UTC

pick your poison

2018-06-19 23:50:40 UTC

512.1425 is still your safest bet

2018-07-10 16:00:43 UTC

Discord bans are going to be appealed on the forums from now on. Don't PM an admin asking for an unban it will not work.

2018-08-08 12:38:13 UTC

Byond freeze fix :
1/ Ahelp, there is a manual fix that's relibale

2/ Use version - this is the latest version that does not have the viewport freeze.
The viewport freeze went away in 1424, but recently came back.

3/ If the above version is still making mustard gas, downgrade to

2018-08-16 20:46:23 UTC

Don't call the shuttle as soon as the game allows it without cause. "Bad map" isn't cause. Thanks!

2018-08-19 21:19:21 UTC

@everyone If you are having the bug where your client crashes instead of finishing loading when first trying to start up /vg/station, try this:
Gear Icon (top right)->Preferences->Games->Clear Cache

2018-08-28 19:34:51 UTC

One more thing. In the future either DM or email me when the server is doing the can't connect to ss13 or the website at and include your best guess as to when it started along with your timezone. I think I may have fixed it but just in case I'd appreciate if you guys could do this for me.

2018-08-29 20:17:23 UTC

Crossposting this
If you can get antag datums out in a timely manner I will give those that are active and with the Datum smasher role on the ivory tower discord a part of a coding bounty pool.
If you want to donate to the bounty just DM me.
<1 week stable enough to go live I'll donate $500 to the pool
<2 weeks stable enough to go live I"ll donate $250
Lowest amount I'll donate is $100
So consider the current pool to be $500

2018-08-31 00:31:32 UTC

2018-08-31 00:31:50 UTC

Meaning coders from other servers here just for the bounty

2018-09-06 15:46:13 UTC

Antag Datum Bounty pool as of 2018-09-06
Pomf - $250
Anonymous Donators - $250
Total - $500

2018-09-21 20:14:23 UTC

The following admins have been removed due to inactivity:

2018-09-24 20:20:09 UTC

I hope you cool spessmen listened to papa pomf about buying amd stock because it keeps going up with each blunder intel makes.

2018-09-25 22:13:33 UTC

2018-09-25 23:19:18 UTC


2018-09-26 23:04:40 UTC

@everyone Auntie Datums is finally here, snookums! Get online to experience Space Station 13 like every other server has already experienced it before with FUN!(tm) guaranteed in every round!

2018-09-27 22:27:13 UTC discussion about antag role priority. join in for <:cluckbucks:245899994412875776> free pomfcoins <:cluckbucks:245899994412875776>

2018-09-29 12:18:21 UTC


2018-09-30 16:14:18 UTC

Have you ever wanted to be a real coder? October is the time to make your first bug fix PR, because we'll match your very first bug fix with at least 15 more bug fixes (5 from each of the three participants). Stop by the Coder Discord for tips on how to get started (see the how to code channel). If you're a lone wolf you can also try Wild Bill's old guide for command line ( ) but most new coders learn using SmartGit.

Details here:

2018-10-01 07:49:13 UTC

4chan is 15 years old today. Say something nice about her

2018-10-01 17:26:18 UTC

2018-10-02 21:23:55 UTC

4chan is back up
Thread creation is still broken but replies are sporadic

2018-10-03 04:10:33 UTC

SKELETONS ARE NOT VALID. It's October the only month they're allowed out of their closets.

2018-10-10 18:00:22 UTC - remember to vote

2018-10-13 15:09:12 UTC

Can we get some discussion in please? It's about should a virus naturally be cured over time, or should it only be curable through medical? Either discuss in the issue or in <#245856976217702400> please.

2018-10-17 01:14:30 UTC

Remember, Pomf loves all you spessmen. Hope you have a good rest of your week <:sylv_heart:364461637400264704>

2018-10-21 01:57:51 UTC

2018-10-21 23:18:08 UTC

2018-10-23 15:40:40 UTC

Behold a thing pomf found

2018-10-23 15:41:48 UTC
2018-10-27 22:21:25 UTC

I've merged a stuns change that adds a delay between being hit by a taser and being stunned.
It'll be polled on after its removal next Saturday, November 3 (the revert PR is already up). If it's liked it'll be re-merged.

2018-10-30 22:37:50 UTC

Server is back up lads

2018-11-03 19:52:37 UTC

2018-11-03 19:52:47 UTC

You know the drill.

2018-11-04 06:54:07 UTC

Reminder that its daylight savings for all the cool americans. You get an extra hour of sleep

2018-11-04 15:20:04 UTC

I've merged an objectives change that replaces solo antag objectives with a marginally more immulsive freeform objective.
It'll be polled on after its removal next Sunday, November 11 (the revert PR is already up). If it's liked it'll be re-merged.

2018-11-06 02:52:54 UTC

Attention, If you post anonymously on 4chan you technically qualify as a published mathematician. You can thank the haruhifags for this honor. For more info check

2018-11-10 00:53:43 UTC

So, regarding posibrain internal laws. There are currently 2 prs with the two extremes regarding it (Enforcing it via code, or removing it entirely), take a look when you can and vote on either or neither.

2018-11-12 04:21:14 UTC

The Server's Back Up!!!

2018-11-12 18:54:37 UTC

Stan Lee is kill

2018-11-12 20:52:52 UTC

2018-11-14 10:49:21 UTC

@here server's up dorks

2018-11-22 06:44:30 UTC

Regarding bullets being universally worse than lasers. There are currently 2 prs up with two possible remedies to it (Making lasers have a travel time, or making bullets faster), take a look when you can and vote on either or neither. Please discuss within the PRs as well if you have an idea for a potential remedy.

2018-11-22 16:05:10 UTC

Hope you guys have a happy thanksgiving

2018-11-23 15:21:20 UTC

I will be shutting the server down in a month or two, good luck and good night.
edit: is fine for now, thanks sawbones

2018-11-23 16:53:49 UTC

Sawbones saved the serb from ruination

2018-11-23 16:58:24 UTC

So this is the power of the metaclub... even Pomf is their pawn...

2018-11-23 17:07:50 UTC


2018-11-24 02:39:08 UTC

welcome to the new 4channel VG server

2018-12-01 23:43:52 UTC

Reminder of downtime tomorrow at 2am CST for the game server.

2018-12-02 09:02:07 UTC

the test serb is now on secret! go there to play boys

2018-12-03 00:10:47 UTC

@MoMMIv2 status

2018-12-03 00:10:48 UTC

2 players online, map is Box Station.

2018-12-03 00:11:06 UTC

Server should be good to go byond://
If this isn't connecting you then try
in the meantime.

2018-12-03 00:52:31 UTC

looks like the main serb is actually still dead, return to test serb

2018-12-03 02:11:17 UTC

server is back and ready for you at byond:// @everyone this time for real though

2018-12-12 20:28:34 UTC

The following dorks had their admin privileges revoked for inactivity

2018-12-15 15:29:32 UTC

@everyone looks like main serb is down again so the test serb is running dyanmic byond://

2018-12-15 16:15:00 UTC

main serb back online and all that

2018-12-21 02:04:41 UTC

2018-12-22 16:18:01 UTC

This is not ss13 related but feel like sharing.

christmas came early for me and my family.
went to sleep last night after spending half the day in the hospital and having been told my grandmother needs to be intubated and put on a ventilator that she would never get off of to her being completely fine this morning.

I hope you guys have a merry christmas and please go hug your parents and grandparents if you're able to.

2018-12-24 03:38:45 UTC

2018-12-24 23:43:25 UTC

Merry Christmas from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί !

2018-12-25 01:21:47 UTC

so many screaming children, happy holidays spessnerds

2018-12-25 03:01:08 UTC

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there

The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap

When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash

After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear

Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name

β€œBane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder

Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be

Then it was revealed that the capture was intended
And CIA’s flight plane would need to be amended
But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance

CIA’s dismissal of Bane’s success
because his source of dreaded distress
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored

So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, β€˜ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

2018-12-25 06:13:44 UTC

Merry Christmas from the third world πŸŒŽπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸŽπŸŽ„

2018-12-25 06:33:50 UTC

Merry Christmas and pomfmas.
Pomf loves you all no matter what.

2018-12-28 20:08:45 UTC

For anyone playing snowstation; If you find any mapping bugs, please report them, either on github, or @ing me directly

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