fuck me if he don

its just im surprised by your arrival

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@rogalik HELLO NIGGER

hello

sup

hello : )

how' s your life

dont ask me about my life ok

Everything is shit?

I know that feel.

are you working/studying?

Both rn.

wew so you are not a neet

its not so bad ; )

what are you styding

Maths and computer science.

wow what the fuck

you /smart/

Kek

Maybe

Not really

<@&518509645762002964> warsaw is not a rubber boat (dinghy)

What the fuck does that mean

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im getting cancer

those gifs are evil

YO

yo

sup

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@igge @impertinence

sup nigs

@impertinence sup shithead

govnogolovy

she's flexing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7NiQlk10J4&has_verified=1

my best friend name Kalashnikov

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@Jansaf would you parents approve if you banged an isreali chick

they would be surprised that I banged any chick

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i want jewish boy

@impertinence

hello russia

How's it going

guys

@Mastisæg sup

@sokowirówka14 sup

@igge sup

@impertinence how are you doing

@Mastisæg fine

wau

I love your satania

He's a boy you know

no

HE'S MY BOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2uNKxg-AMo

nice

@rogalik hello

i am indeed omgojng to europ this simmer

i am unironically going to personallu meet your sister

Do not talk to kubuś @PandaTanner

He is very rude

and shake her soft feminine hand

ok i apologize

i will only speak with his sister

Very good

Polish people please do help

My friend which I am traveling with is more interested in Poland than anywhere else and he seems to be excited to go to Warsaw

which is cool

but all of you guys say warsaw is dogshit

is warsaw a good idea or not

he is also interested in the tatra mountains but comments that we already live by some ebin mountains so are they worth seeing

i already plan to go to the alps or maybe north carpathians anyways

let the guy experience his paris syndrome my dude

>paris syndrome
supposedly tourists that visit USA go through exactly the same thing, because they know USA from old movies back when everything was new there

Merry Christmas

I don't know what are his expectations, but he might even go through something like reversed paris syndrome, because warsaw flourished in the past years
I personally like warsaw, but there is much hate towards it because it's The City and everything is more and more centralized around it, so everyone else feels a little marginalized

merry christmas!

merry kwanzaa black poles of domek

when i was in warsaw centre once i saw some american girl talking to her friend

all excited

and saying that its supposedly just like in seattle or whatever

but from some angles warsaw actually looks american

like if you pretend not to see the commieblocks

>but all of you guys say warsaw is dogshit
no one says warsaw is dogshit, the problem is you're listening to stupid people, any Pole with IQ larger than 100 will tell you it's a great city if you want to visit Poland, it's the fucking capital and the largest city after all, but all the jealous provincials obv hate on it, its similar like if you ask stryker if going to NYC is a good idea

NYC is a shit hole but it's a got a lot of tourism shit

I'd assume warsaw is the same

@rogalik gib invite link

https://discord.gg/Q4MPWt

how is it a shithole ffs?

its better by any means than your shithole

@Jansaf are you going to invite your girlfriend : )

bls share

sure

hey its me your gf

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but you were here already kaiser

its nice to know you left -.-

you made me angery now

and its christmas eve

you know in poland the christmas eve is the main thing

not the first day

i didnt leave my account got b&

lel

what for

the croatian got his acc deleted I think

at least I've heard that

@rogalik you were the one that told me warsaw was awful wtf

you are the stupid jealous provincial

so where go in poland

i was thinking gdansk, wroclaw, warsaw, krakow

warsaw is so faaar inland yhough

American tourism has the courtesy of keeping the fun stuff on the coast and containing retards in the middle

https://youtu.be/L740ESYghT0

i think you mean uh daNzig pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJB3aRd-q74

najebkowicz uga buga patroli prewencji fucha zakuc nas przetransportowac

@everyone merry christmas ya filthy animals

Any city full of ugly skyscrapers and other sky highconcrete rectangles will look american ghoul u fuckin cum guzzler

Wyklęty, powstań ludu ziemi!
Powstańcie, których dręczy głód!
Myśl nowa blaski promiennemi
Dziś wiedzie nas na bój, na trud.
Przeszłości ślad dłoń nasza zmiata;
Przed ciosem niechaj tyran drży!
Ruszymy z posad bryłę świata,
Dziś niczem — jutro wszystkiem my!

Jesteś kobieta

pedale bez jaj jaki kurwa to jest kraj

ja jestem facetem

(ang. im a men)

Men is plural

Unless you are powerful god you can not be mkre than one man

Ffs

I have never in my life said that Warsaw is shit

It's my city ffs

Fix your memory

ale

wkurwiony

wrrr grr

idz kuba z rodzina przy stole posiedz pojedz popij porozmawiaj

what do you mean by >warsaw is so far inland

kraków is like 400 km even further south

and wroclaw is further south as well

>but from some angles warsaw actually looks american
>like if you pretend not to see the commieblocks
as if they didn't have those in the USA
>so where go in poland
best place to visit while in poland is Berlin
(not even meming)
>I have never in my life said that Warsaw is shit
I bet you did because you can't even tell half of the time if you're trolling or not

yeah you definitely said warsaw is awful and not worth seeing before

ababa is just stalin's cock

– Stachu?
– But who's speaking?
– Who is speaking to the phone?
– Uhh, this is Jadzia.
– Listen up, is Stachu home?
– No, he isn't.
– Fucking shit, why he had gone to headquarters, cut down my forest, walked on my ground, taken my money, who gave him a permission. You're going to tell this son of a bitch where did he go or he will rot in hell and drown in blood! He dumped my forest, why the hell he rode our horse and cut down our forest?!
– Who is speaking?!
– I will fucking give you „who is speaking”! You will rot in hell, drown in blood, you motherfucking fucks!
– What do you want?!
– I will fucking tell you what I want! I will tell you: where is the money for the forest?!
– What do you want, we have only been on 50th anniversary, we have…
– Fuck, I was there, I know where have you been, what have you done, I will fucking make you 50th anniversary, I will fucking all, fucking fucks! Give me back my money, you damn motherfuckers, fucking fiery acid thunders, may fucking fiery acid thunders strike you down, uuuuhh.

@PandaTanner btw when is he coming to poland?

>I will fucking all, fucking fucks!
>fucking fiery acid thunders, may fucking fiery acid thunders strike you down
this is actually fairly close to how swearing in polish sounds like

kurwa pierdole

@seler this summer

probably june

we are coming together

so i am invested

Shit, I thought my city (Szczecin) was organizing The Tall Ship's Races finals this year (it's usually in june) but unfortunately not. It's in 2021. That's actually one of a few legit reasons to visit my city once in a while.
You could've pretended to be a sailor and get your dick destroyed.

*Scuttle*

https://twitter.com/so_mad_so_funny/status/1078913256771575810

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@Wan Huey Hey what are you doing there

я ненастояще не обращаи внимане на меня

@Wan Huey#1234

@Jansaf hello

Ahlan

do you pledge eternal allegiance to the Peoples Republic of China

@Jansaf

Only when against Muricans

<:GWchinaMaikaWut:377110484639285249>

but do you love EUROPE

Mix feelings

wow

not loving europe

not my friend anymore!

<:GWnanamiBaka:402195691667062785>

I hate France

I hate Spain

I hate England

I love Germany

I love Italy

I love you

<:GWnanamiNaruLove:399931010407464962>

why hate spen

spen is qt

bad comfy

@lemion why norway not in the eu pls join

efta is close enough its ok

dont you feel cucked

you are subject to regulations and have to contribute to the budget but have no say

@rogalik because they ruined everything in the Americas

btw polish oil company is doing something with statoil

norwegian polish friendship now

the only thing we gain from efta is to protect our farmers

thats about it

I would love to see culture of the Americas

Their architecture was really nice

does poland have oil

Poland have Poles

their architecture was like stone age tier...

polish people

So?

are black gold

too

superpower by 2025

we bought some

oil in the north sea

This is what spen destroyed

mexico is better : )

Nah

Spain ruined Americas culture

Languages were lost

Cities and people's live too

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I would love to see the Americas upgrade their culture and cities

Like how everyone did in Europe

The problem is that they have disadvantage

They didn't have horses

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Also trade

China was thw civilization to introduce gunpowder

If China continued their exploration to the east China might have traded with the Americas

well its a shame they destroyed them like this but

those civilisations were doomed

it was stone age vs pre modern

It depends

I just hate how Spain's treatment to the natives of the Americas

I doubt ancient China would do the same

well you know most of the natives were killed by germs

also well china yeah they wouldnt treat them like that

china is generally inwards looking

like when Zheng He went onto his oversea journeys it didnt serve a purpose of conquest(actually it didnt serve much purpose in general...)

but it was very unlikely that china would have ever been there

They actually had the chance

Back then they used to put a lot of wealth in exploring East of China

But for some reason they stopped

I know most natives were killed by Germs

But the Spanish tried to force their reilgion

https://youtu.be/xPm8E-zWwsQ