Lmao

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"hey yo bang with the spanish royals"

He still demands the crown tho

They have the crown

But it's useless

The exiled dude i mean

Oh

Lol

How did he get ousted?

In our case it was the communists

In our case it was a succession thing

Because the law said that no queens allowed

And the king only had a girl

So the next king should be his brother

Kek

There were like 3 wars

Trying to get the brother to the throne

But they lost the 3 <:haha:318675605233336330>

1800s?

Yeah

LMAO

I wouldn't have fought

Later it turned out that the queen was a libtard that literally fucked horses

Flipping the royal family all the way to jail

Who fucked horses

Isabelle the second

Of spain

Theres paintings about it

Vile slander

They say the same thing about Catherine

She was a nympho apparently

Its just a fitting accusation for female monarchs

Catherine was a whore and a cunt but she didnt fuck horses

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I am guessing isablle did neitjer

Dont challenge my worldview uber

Please...

Our queens and princesses were all into magic and relligion

:3

Occult

We never had any

The church was :"CUT IT OUT YOU CUNTS!"

Based

I like occult

Same

I make panties wet with tarot

But a lot of our princes were whoring a lot

You got a deck?

Yeah

Noice

I played with the thought

I once did a read on my mom

And it said the most horrible stuff

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Very cool

But you can use it as an excuse to touch girls hands

Which makes them attracted to yoy

Smart

Phisical touch gets them wet

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Lel

This bus literall smells like fart

Stop farting stinky

Its amazing how much like fart it smells

I haven't farted in years

Do you poop

My bowels dont produce gas anymore

Just liquid

All a lot of people and their assholes use it

Sit down

And toot a silent one

I dont believe you

Everyone farts

Even the queen and the pope

Even cute girls

Those are devil spawn

I was touched by god

Just last nigjt

Your dick is smll

Its above average

Dont lie to yourself

I measured

Everyone is "above average"

I have no need to lie

Iam a virgin anyways

Wait what

Yes

Hehe

I thought you were a based god

Like me

Kek

I know

Pumping and dumping chicks left and right

How long?

16cm

Yo same

Pretty much exactly

I am in that region also

But I am a manley