how is my mom so incompetent

she moves all my stuff from my desk for no fucking reason

so i lost a 4k euro watch and i have no idea where it is

dusting the desk perhaps

maybe she stole the watch

she says she doesnt know where it is

bruh

it was a gift from my grandfather

wew

that sucks

brb

foudn it

why in the fuck would she put it on my shelf

fucking retard

@Über is Kafka in any form entertaining? What I read so far was only weird and depressing

thats what I like about him

I havent read much yet

but ye, there is something pleasing about his style

@Deleted User Solaris by Lem?

yes

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Hmm maybe I didnt give him enough attention so far, I read him only for school

well if you dont liek depressing stuff dont bother

although the word I prefer is bedrückend

Well I like dark/mysterious

@Deleted User not only cute but has a great taste

Lovecraft is among my favourites

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its different from lovecraft for sure, it's dark yes but trails more into the sad direction than scary, although both have the element of helpelssness

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me me like nazi

@Deleted User don't be nazi, be yourself

>think like a psychologist

actually a good book

b-b-b-b-but i am myself

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Good

But don't be a nazi

be a nazi sympathiser instead

tbf the nazis did misinterpret Nietzsche

nazi """""intellects""""" 🤓

Haaaaa

Nazis were too intelligent

everyone misinterprets nietzsche

i really love the cover of tus spoke zarathustra

I am the nly one who udnestands him

"The brits are finding our submarines with high precision, what could be the cause?"

thus*

"Esoteric Pendulum Shit propably, let's try that too"

Tfw too dumb for reading books

dont rip on the esoterics m8

my war and peace book looks retarded

its to thiccc

too

how thicc

that thicc

old pic idk

This is uncomfy tbh

Wow very original title he spent so much time on it

I was raised by a esoteric Mom. She fucking paid someone to talk to her horse about it's problems

the book is good tho tbf

hardcover is weird

yea

paperback masterrace

Tfw you buy a house and the previous owner leaves a bunch of awesome books lying around

I will burn all my books one day

the one things reading taught me is that readin is evil

Book about the evolution of cosciousness

>actual bookshelf

>he doesnt just pile them on the floor

Wife is order fanatic

If I was living alone the ground would be full of empty pizza boxes

damn nigga

I had a pizza box tower in my kitchen

eventually flies nested in there

was a big epidemic

its a godo thing the flie terminator spray I used also lures in moreflies

there were literal hundreds of them

Lol not so efficient

Like shoe odor spray that smells worse that sweaty feet

nah dude it was very helpful

at first I thought they were coming from outside but the windows were clsoed

so if you use the spray that also draws in every fly in the vicinity you'll eventually kill every single one

its just a matter of willpower, if you dont mind all the dead bodies in your kitchen

this dude seems like a whore tbh

I'd wanna be cute for my bf

dudemang its my grandparents 40th annivesery, and im like supposed to go to their party and like i need to give like a speech but like wtf dudemang

not some randos that follow my twitter

speeches are gay

dont do it

wtf

ikr

idk what htey even want me to say

the only time I gave a speech was in second grate at the end of the year when my teacher jokingly asked if anyone wanted to do one