And gaying up parks is big Now too. And expeditions for fat people.

expeditions for fat people seems like a great idea tbh. looooong expeditions...on foot. in the heat. <:teehee:381917632359563264>

If I am tracking the narrative, it's racist because whites didn't purposefully black up the woods before now.

why do we *have* to drag blacks around wherever we go??????????????????????????????????????????????

@Asatru Artist - MD Sadly the fatty trips are in the "white" Pacific northwest.

i mean don't they know, eventually blacks will follow us anyways. <:really:453005408064241674>

And hilariously enough, only for fat women or trannies. No fat men allowed!

dude, i see so many flabby whites now, they are pathetic

damn, even fat white men are pushed out of the victimhood Olympics.

lol

@Asatru Artist - MD I lot of my political views have shifted to the left. This could be a huge advantage, because I could talk about all the leftist stuff I agree with, gain people's trust, and then catch them off guard.

I'm no Hulk Hogan myself, but damn...i'm at least a normal looking middle aged white man

Hulk Hogan... HH... optics...

@Jacob I was actually talking with a really good friend of mine a couple weeks ago at a (diverse <:sad:366743316475281408>) bar and he was telling me about his right wing gf, so i asked him how he finds these girls in todays climate...in MD and he said he had questions he asks to see if they are leftists.

I told him to ask me the questions...I failed literally all of them. <:sad:366743316475281408>

@Asatru Artist - MD Share queries

I said "well, at least we won't be dating!" <:teehee:381917632359563264>

ya dude I have nothing in common with conservatives

hold on, let me find the text...he sent them to me cause i wanted to ask my wife (she answered 6/8 right)

I'm basically a socialist now

ugh, phone is dead..

We are truly diverse

So, if you're a conservative who support legal immigration, I literally have nothing in common with you

except guns

I guess

"pancakes or waffles" (this was personal)

but even that is probably going away

"what makes everything better...bacon or cheese?"

French Toast (third way)

uh, both?

dammit people...one or the other!

its like herding cats in here

Waffles with chicken thaas riiiie

Bacon and cheese are both integral parts of European heritage

i knew what the right answer for that was (bacon) but i LOVE cheese, so...

We will never stay on topic!

Bacon is easier to digest even for us

is using canned sauce ok for spaghetti/etc

wtf? cheese is super white

he's civnat to the extreme (but only dates white girls)

sure, it can be a SWPL thing, but it's basically ethnofood

@Madbent great...one more cat to rangle latenite

I am on keto and... let's just say I have an easier time with bacon

oh...

No disrespect to cheese and I still eat and love cheese

crap, who was the guy that leaked a bunch of info?

not wiki dude

Snowden!....hero...or traitor? (no nuance here)

Snowden

I'm on keto, too

cheese is fine though

I lost 16 pounds and have been eating cheese this entire time

nice, if i loose any more weight, ill float away. i don't need keto

i just gotta eat right so i don't get the middle age tire belly

me ^

nice

this was 3 weeks of keto

ok cats...Snowden, hero or traitor?

(i knew his answer for this one just based on being a "republican")

Hero I guess if you really dislike ZOG

i wouldn't call him a "hero" per say, but i went with that one since the govt hides entirely too much from us.

yeah

again, no nuance with some of his questions, but whatever

i went with it

Then again I would not give that designation to Bradley("chelsea") Manning

She is antifa and crazy

oh..."have you ever sent back wine?"

yeah

intent was different for both

Snowden wanted the truth put out, that tranny traitor had ill intent

> she
> bradley manning

<:really:453005408064241674>

don't use their language, that is a dude with long hair

and a traitorous commie to boot

ok, so..."have you ever sent back wine?"

pancakes or wafflers?

Snowden, hero or traitor?

is gluten free a thing?

what makes everything better...bacon or cheese?

is it ok to make pasta sauce out of a jar?

design your perfect pizza

rank the following sports in order of awesomeness...football, hockey, baseball, basketball.

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN ^

that's all of them

my answers were all wrong (to him) 😂 (except the wine one)

I don't like wine...but no i wouldn't send it back
waffles
hero (nuanced answer though)
other than celiacs disease...undecided
cheese
yes (im lazy and no cook)
hawaiian (bacon or ham and pineapple)
no sportsball...but if i have to hockey, football, baseball, basketball

Gluten isn't the problem, the pesticides on wheat are.

1. I'm not particularly for or against either of them. Pancakes, I guess? Then again, those big waffles that you can get at stands on the street in Europe are really good. I guess if we're talking about the easily accessible kind, I'd say pancakes, but if those European ones are part of the question, than waffles.
2. Well, I hate the neocon/liberal establishment, so calling him a hero wouldn't be unreasonable. Also, I honestly don't think the government should have that level of power to just snoop through everyone's stuff.
3. Uh... why would it not be a thing?
4. Both
5. Not sure why it wouldn't be
6. Too tired for this right now. Just give me whatever toppings.
7. idk hockey seems kinda cool

Hockey, Baseball, Football, Basketball (most to least white)

*his answers
the wine question was to see if she's a pretentious **** and would be expensive to date
pancakes was just personal
traitor (he seems to be a neocon/lolbertarian tier conservative)
no, it's just stupid sh*tlibs being pretentious
bacon (because...'Murica)
he wants fresh sauce, meaning she can cook
anything with meat (but shunned my pineapple as heresy)
football, and nothing else really mattered <:really:453005408064241674>

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN yeah i put hockey first for that exact same reason. <:chad:359013583469805568>

I would... calibrate to different questions.

eh, it's worked for him so far. he had a right wing military chick before, now his current girl he said would never date a non-white

i was wearing my IE shirt to the bar, so he had her look up the name

I like pineapple on stuff

and she texted back "be very careful what you say to him...." (implying i was dangerous) <:really:453005408064241674>

im guessing she read the first thing that came up (wiki or ADL article)

and went with it

When I lived in the dorms and had a meal plan my school occasionally would make burgers with pineapple. Those were phenomenal.