https://gfycat.com/nippybeautifulkinglet

" no Don't touch me. You foiled my stealth"

*Roll for stealth*

*Nat 1*

my snails had little snail babies

Noice

yeet gonna have alot of snails now

Theres a stray dog with a leash who's always passing near my house. Me and my brother will check and see what we can do

Unfortunately I cant keep it

If you can catch it And take it to a humane societee they will be able to check for chips and try to get it back to its owner don't take it to a pound thoug

@Trash Squid how many snails do you have in total now?

3 adults, nor sure how many babies, counted 20

Probably more

Once I see how many grow up I might make a smaller no filter natural snail tank

And she can cook.

Wut dat

They are bacon wrapped caramelized sausages

Maple n brown sugar

Nice!

Wow

Nice

I am a lonely soldier, a guardsman against chaos. I dont have "the boys" i have no one like that...

Where a pile of Cadians lay, a vox caster still crackles Cadia's call.

I would argue, but today I feel like a pile of shit 175 cm tall

Still

@PanzerWrecker I got your six

make that two

Fuck off I'm late - but yall know I'm 3.

Im pretty late, but like that retarded book/movie, i am number 4

Fuck i guess im startin his secone team5

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1571568514868.webm

Where's gun jesus

GUN JESUS IS A CUCK REEEE

and you are

@Degenerate Furry

That’s not very wholesome

but this is

@jaruspk No he real shit believes in gun laws, fuck that.

but he knows guns that you will never think of and he can spawn random hk's

I don't condone his views, but he is still gun jesus

Hes not gun jesus. Dugan is. FUCK YOU FIGHT ME.

Alright, but i don't wear clothes when i fight

I brought the lavender ool

Fancy

My woman left me a message on my work out bored

My chick do the same shit but in my lunchbox

My gf just tells me bush did it at 9:11

Lmao

Lol

And that's cute

Waiting for my turn

Boi i don't get a turn...

High five

Smol dawg

Eat it

Wait

Thats not wholesome

Lick it

No lol

Show em some love

Lick him

Lick him

Her*

Perfect. Then its not gay

http://is2.4chan.org/v/1572376902217.webm

HA

https://youtu.be/yVxk0B5P3vQ

Hey fellas, Can we get some F's in the chat for my boy here? Sadly, at 8 years old we had to put him down and this was the last photo i took of him the same day he moved on

""Pain is just Weakness Leaving the Body.""

I'll never forget the king who taught me that quote

I feel like I heard it once before - but it came up again today, and I figured it belonged here.

My dog when she was a little pup wearing an airsoft kill rag

Her grown up

My kitty loki

omg

I *love* that fur tbh

Stary we got when my wife's grandfather passed away he fed her and she wouldn't have made it without him and wouldn't leave his porch after he passed so we just took her

She is such a pretty girl, and she love cuddles

Beautiful pets. Truly.

Ty I have another cat name Zim one of my barman cats from back home I took with me when I moved

Barn

I miss having my pets - I'm blessed to see n meet a lotta cool animals but

I had ***A*** cat pretty much nonstop til 2015

and now, not really one since

Oi @Trash Squid pls pin that ^^^ next to threating bear on <#575131211144364043>

Carl is a true homie

thanks carl