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@Sir Harndes

I'm on PC

that's why

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Hittin us with an insult in a different alphabet

Ьгuн

You are all of have the gay?

I ain't gay but I'm a sucker for a tall girl in heels with nice tits and a flogger ;)

@AKAlexei

Harn if you keep spamming I swear I'm going to mute you

Flogger? What do you mean? @AKAlexei

0_0

Oh, colonel, my sweet summer child xD

Guys think about it tho

>be me
>be loyalist who decided to defend the government rather than the constitutional rights of my fellow Americans during the B O O G
>guarding some fucking base or some shit
>suddenly here rumbling
>wait... what is that
>*sounds of C&C3 Soviet March intensify*
>ohfuck.jpg
>suddenly see an entire company of modern T-series tanks rolling up
>there are a bunch of crazy fucks hopped up on cocaine wearing Adidas and slavshit gear riding on the backs of the tanks
>I think I see their leader in the lead tank's tank commander hatch
>doesn't matter now
>run fightformylife.exe
>the battle is lost
>the whole base is captured
>my fellow loyalists are getting teased by the gopnik /k/ommandos as they make hog noises and keep talking about how we're 30 to 50 feral hogs or some weird shit
>they've convinced most of the women to join them, promising them money, booze, and a chance to personally execute former commanding officers who've raped them
>theyve set fire to the President Trump shrine we set up
>their leader suddenly approaches us
>wait... what?
>is that... is that a chick?
>no it's a dude... no, wait, is that a chick?
>WTF?
>the androgyny is starting to really fuck eith my head
>suddenly the leader speaks
>I am койот, and unless your base now belongs to me
>mfw our base got assfucked by a God damnt trap

I am confused

@Foxhound you commie cuck, you liberated my meme

Redistributed for the people you capitalist swine

Fuck y'all my green text was funny and y'all know it'd be hilarious to see loyalists get their asses beaten by a commanding officer who fits an archetypical and stereotypically submissive, non-combative nature

It known as psyops, nibba

Can... can I just shoot someone with an Mp40 while screaming "FUR DAS VADERLAND" when the igloo hits?.

Thats all I want lmao

Reeeee

Lol

I hope you guys end up tripping over your own booby traps

@Foxhound I mean, you can if you want

@Hellhound6 LOL

Goals

@Hellhound6 fuck you you short claw drinking bitch

Gonna get me Hugo Boss uniform and raid a gaurd base.

For legal reasons that's a joke

@Foxhound we're short, that's why we'll rape you from down below without you even knowing

yikes

@Sir Harndes am I the shortest?

I dunno

How tall are ya?

Well I'm Shortnik for a reason... 4ft 8in tall....

So you are

I'm 5.7

As well as Merc

Fuck

No worries

I AM SHORTNIK, FEEL MY POWER

We can be tunnel rats

Also, @Biohazard6520 this is a flogger:

@Sir Harndes fuck being a god damn tunnel rat

Fuck that

We ride like kingz nibbas

Preferably on tanks

Or being snipers

We're smol

I just wanna jump outta plane in full kit

We can make that happen

I have some piloting experience but is anyone here more experienced or even licensed?

At night

with nods

from high altitude

I have a fuckton of flight hours

In arma lmao

got my orders for the riveine unit today

riverine

gonna be transfferd in OCT

Wait, what?

gotta qual for the shotgun rifle pistol and .50 cal

gonna be attached ro a riveine sqaud

to*

What's that?

And OCT stands for?

October

Oh lol

My bad

and small boat team that goes up rivers and patrols coasts that goes up and makes strikes and guards things with heavily armed boats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFtRo-3cerE

Ain't those the fuckers that pick up SEALs a lot?

thats like the SO version of us

Dope

Looks like hella dun

*fun

yeet i'm super hype

Congrats, folk

get to do goon shit finally

Yeah, congrats brother

Can't wait for my turn

squad 10 deploys aswell so i might get to go do hood rat shit

>me omw to provide Squid support

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znko95EOCrk

this is the one

I was supposed to join a tank MOS

I know a ton about tanks

i love tanks

thoes things are awsome

thats the only job in the army i'd want to do

But I would learn way more valuable skills as an infantryman

And y'all know

When the shit hits the fan, you'll not have a tank in the bogaloo

we gonna have boats though

Yeah

Way more useful to learn infantry tactics than tank ones

We have planes, tanks, boats, missiles, etc

But infantry allways led the way

true, imma get, small unit tanning aswell

High stakes, high risks

There ya go

super excited for the schools

Still undecided

Wanted a mos that you can do hood rat shit

But still learn useful skills for civ life

ya thats the reason i did IT

that and every unit needs them so i can be put anywhere

gives me unlimited options

Comms?

Comms and computers

Thinking about it

Combat medic as well

comms is always a good choice, they are needed everywhere and useful for civ life too

It's a viable option

I study this shit

Problem

I really don't like

lel

ya some of its boring but the options to do anything is nice, like i'mma be running comms on small boats and get to be a gunner and such aswell

Cool af

yeet

@Trash Squid boats are for geys

u is for geys

No homo though

always say no homo

Trying for SWICC?

just riveines atm

Gotcha

if i enjoy it i might go for SWICC
but they only have like 1 reserve SWICC unit so its dummy competitive

its like noraml swicc but 200% harder to get in

Valid

would be easier to go active then doit lol

Yeah, thats the shitty thing about the reserves

Not enough slots for the "cool" shit

ya i got dummy lucky

my senior chief was in the unit before and i talked with her about it

and she hooked me up becase she thought i'd be good for the job

Agh

Fucking MOSs

Noice

Choosing between do rat hood shit, or nerdy money money mos

Hard decision

What do you want out of the service?

Would you rather sit behind a desk or be in the field?

Depends on what I'll do behind a desk

you can do both

I mean my best friend was jump qualified and literally sat on a computer all day

comms my dude

If it means laws, languages and sort, so yee

If it means maths, engineering and shit, NO

I study both, and I really don't like the last option

He basically made propoganda shit

@Trash Squid how can I do both?

And I would work in a field too

comms can do both its what i do and just depending on command you can do gang shit or be at a desk i've done both

and i'm fixing to be doing gang shit again

And I have a (almost) guaranteed linguist job

and i'm about hype af

what alng

lang

A good side of being dual-national

I speak spanish and portuguese

Lol don't join the corps you'll end up back in the jungle 😆

Culturally sensitive too

@Hellhound6 back in Brazil?

Now thinking about it

It may be possible

Dunno, but back during the height of the war on drugs, the marines were basically the foreign legion in South America

There are some marines who guard the nearest consulate

Every embassy is guarded by marines

>be me

>want to leave this god sake country

>after years of hard work, manage to do so

>get to us, join the marines

>fucking hard training

>be a linguist

>they sent back where you come from

>*oh fuck*

Not the case, just a deep thought

Ay blyat

Free retard template

here ya go

Hmmmm

LOL

Who made it?

Me

Cool bro

I laughed hard now

Good, I like to make people laugh

Even if it is holocaust joke

I love holo jokes

Edgy

Almost cut myself looking at it

You guys are gey

Your words have no effect on me, for I have mastered the art of looking cute in a skirt nogga

Nogga

nig nog

@AKAlexei I may try the same thing

My guy, I support such a secision

Call me Sasquatch

'cause I'm hairy af

I ain't showing my butt

Omg dude, I gotta tell you about the magical things they're so cool, they're called... shaving implements!

SIN

Like bruh do you think I am naturally hairless? XD

I even have hair on the top of my feet

Toes included

Up to you

I'm a hobbit then

Lmao

Gosh I'm sick

... are you okay bro?

I dunno, tbh

No, I'm not drunk, if you're asking

But I must get drunk

Need to forget about life

Sniper literally destroyed kidnapper's brain in Rio

6 shots

Nigga is that a fucking CSGO thing edited in?

Yeah

And he had a toy gun

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggggitz.

Bitch nigga

Admit your gay or stahp

Nah

You're all big geys

@Hellhound6 you're my cum dump

False

Everyone's a little bit gay

So, I've been having the "equality" debate with that chick

Hmm?

Well she hasnt ghosted me lol

No, what do you mean "equality" debate

Basically how people's "equality" is bullshit

Elaborate my nigga

In essence everyone assumes equal in all things yes?

Well that in itself is wrong, we all have equal opportunities.

No we don't

Who told you that?

Hold on hold on

That's a complete lie