Deadly thirst traps

>Implying I wasn’t in the lolbertarian movement before all this boog shit started.

Voted gary forevers

Yep vote third party, voting doesn’t work anyway

Same. Registered libertarian. Dosent help me much lol

Doesn't help no one and and doesn't change anything anyway

This dude fucked up. Handed me beef jerky when he came in to relieve my shift

Im gonna inhale this whole bag

They glow to divide the boog boys. Hell yeah get that jerky

True. I'll take all allies for now, but after the boog certian things cease to fly with me

Whatcha mean by glow ? I only voted a few times but i also know the cabal decides in the end

Glow= fed

After is when everything that is wrong is "Fixed" After that we all go our own ways

Glow niggers

Fed boys

Alright there calm down

They are very obivioulsy feds by how they type and format the shit they type etc on the Dark and spoopy chans

Hey now.

Your an all star

Boomers cant internet

^

Ironic meta humor, whats that

Let me hate who I want.

As long as I dont act on it.

I hate a very select group of people.

I can respect that. Acting on hate unjustified crosses a line though

I understand that

But all joking aside.

I only hate one group, and have absolute apathy towards everyone else

Don't care if ya live or die, it's natural selection.

I do hate black south Africans who took part in that genocide.

Fuck them

Everyone else is cool if they're cool.

They reap what they sow, kill whitey and your barely holding on 2nd world, is going back to the third world.

Won't be fooled again, no reason to help those that just spit on you and stab you in the back 3-4 generations later.

I have an update

I give yall props

Taking dick pics is hard af

There isnt much one can do to make em look nice lol

Do your laundry...

Like it just looks weird in pants.

Yo my laundry looks messy but I got mad at a sheet set and tossed it over there. So I only have one load

Which Is not enough for the laundries matt

Just keep on trappin trap. You'll get the hang of it

THIS IS YOUR GUYS FAULT.

You made me the trap I am

You'll get it eventually, Just make sure you shave I guess.

Wait wot

What do you mean Shave

WHAT DO I SHAVE

E V E R Y T H I N G

But...

Even my ass crack?

Yeah, you don't do that lmao... Peasant

Bruh.

How long have you been in this group.

Do I make a pretty trap

UHHHH Like 3 or four days, I don't know y'all voted me out because I was apparently a glowly

Am I femme enough

Growing my hair out is taking forever.

YEEE LIT TIME

You see furry porn has corrupted me so much, that I don't consider humans attractive anymore... YEET

I like that save

Ha ha, can't wait to die and escape this mental illness

I wouldn't know. I hate having long hair. And degen furry, your name kinda gives that away lol

Yeah

Our names give us all away.

I wanna kill aliens and or demons with sword. And do a drug

Will I ever find a dude that accepts my peen

Well it doesn't imply that my views on attractiveness are fucked up but yeah.

Its ok. Some of us are degens here

Mine dont u big dummbies

Find out next time on dragon ball z

Just like me

You're the towmator from ohio

Duhhhh

Geterdone

( yes I've been holding that back for this perfect timing. Dont hate me )

I mean I'd try it with ya, @tacticaltrap but, that's out of how opportunistic I am. don't expect super homo shit from me.

DADDDI OHIO NOOOOO

Australia punch!

Where's your gravity hook

So I cant put it in your butt

Maybe I don't know, depends if you're not like super cringy retarded IRL.

>:(

I'm the cringe queen

Legit watching yall destroy the traditional family :,( rip future america

LMFAO

Look I've met and fucked traps before, but some of them had no social skills at all

I don't think it's us guy

I'm crying beautiful tears.

Maybe it's all the western wymn who would rather work and not be the child care taker, maybe it's the cost of living making it impossible for a one bread winner system to work

But alas my daddi is only one man.

Daddi merc

Nyaaaaaa

OwO

Wots all dis?

I make money of nudes

What's a job.

Notiwces yuor buldgie wuldgie

I sell nudes I steal from the l337 box

Yeeeee

Hahah Premium snapchatssss

Me:
Thotaudit
Also me: taxation is theft.

Like props for making money, but at the same time gotta shame the thirsty dudes throwing around mad stacks for a crumb of pussy

Yeah I do, I always yikes sweaty them

But some of those fucks probably get off on it sooo

Like they do know pornhub and cam sites are a thing?

Yo, findom is wild

Real shit, bro it's free you can find it everywhere

Femdom ain't my thing, like yo I like dominant women, and all that but as soon as you start insulting me as a man or my dick, yeah nahhhh

I'm and a soft fragile insecure man 🙂

Like I'm real tempted to join in on all that. Nah man financial domination

Findom

Oh shit

It has a name..

Yeah, people straight pay you to pay for your shit as you insult and humiliate them. Its unisex too, so everyone can join in on the fun

What in the fuck I just read about it, Das my fucking shekels bruh, only me and the state 😠 get it at the end of the day

I mean if its between two consenting parties, Im ok with it

what the fuck

Yeah bruv. Its a fucking trip

I'm happy as fuck to say I met a really great women from internet and we are gonna get married. Every relationship I've had before this has usually been some toxic bullshit. Last bitch used to call me fat all the time and tell me I looked like her dad ;|

Hey good on you @Thomatorr, King of Ohio. I'm happy for you and hope it all goes well

Thank you man. She's a fucking godsend

Find the queen my nigga

2 years so far and it'll like I've known her my whole life, I am hoping after some of the commission I got going on, to start selling some high end OG art so I can take her to get her nails done a few times then get a ring and do all that shit

Yo no cap

CAP CAP CAP

I have dudes who send me money to just be their friends.

I wish I could s.s. my paypal and show yall.

Bruh

Thats thirsty af

prove it by buying art from me

Where you find these dudes, I'm tryna make money too

LIKE ONLINE

I've never met them in real

I wouldn't recommend that

Dude they just start orbiting from facebook.

Hey monetize the hell out of it. Raise funds for the /k/olony

Or my rent hahay

/K/ween of the /K/olony @tacticaltrap

or a neon black light painting of god doing cocaine off a big mound of dead whales B)

Are you taking the pills too, if you don't mind?

Rent works too I guess lmao

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio That would be wicked

I'd buy guns tho

yeah i was totally bullshitting but fuckin it does sound awesome lmao

I have a blacklight ink tattoo of a nun that makes her a naked demon in the blacklight

:0

I have a weeabo tattoo

its the Mark of Sacrifice from Berserk

Only cost me 1K

I don't watch weeb shit I don't know what that be

This was done by a bro who i really trusted

Aww no barracks tattoos from random joes

Uh,big gay elf man sacrifices all his friends after losing almost everything and becomes an demon king and big swordy man ANGRY

anyone got any good conspiracy documentaries or alien shit ?

Sounds cool, you ever see elfenlied?

nu uh

Good dark one

watching this shit called Missing 411,its about people being grabbed in national parks

Hell yeah

fucking sp00ked already and a minute in

dudes talking about how animals attacks,voluntary missing people who wanna dissapear on purpose,everythings excludeds and there is a shitload of people

Yoo, that 411 shit is crazy. I've had a few wild experiences out in the woods I cant explain

Ive recently come upon the tr3b astra craft and it kinda lines up with the navys Patten on a space/timecraft

yoo gimme the pills on that shit

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio dont forget the parks service not keeping records of the missing, and denying foia requests

foia ?

Information request

Freedom of information act

Information audit I thin

Yeah that

if my child went missing in a national forest and they'd deny me that I would slay the Earth

You know if you request all you info the fed services have on you which you can, and it comes back and it tells you they're processing or some shit like that, that means you're under investigation for something

Maybe not directly but you're tied in someway

Good to know

I should do that on like a yearly basis lmao

I am luckily not under investigation for anything.

@thedarkness05 dude this is scary me already

Yeah that's what is recommended

:'c

why the fuck would so many kids dissapear with a dog ?

LEMME FIND A WINDIGO AND FUCK IT

What if I bite wendigo ?

Since we're all on the cryptid spoopy shit

Look if your scared of paranormal shit right

If you're all good boys and traps, I'll tell y'all about a wild woods experience I had some years back. After I actually eat first lmao

This is how I figured out how to not be afraid of anything

c: yeeee

I'm not afraid really afraid. Its more so of how much my eyes will be peeled back to a greater reality

I stopped being a pussy when I brought endless heat on myself during the meme wars, had nightmares but was never scared

Ah, a fellow meme vet

can u triforce ?

If by chance you come upon a supernatural or spooky element, Just pull your dick out, Imply your going to fuck or get fucked, If they consent guess what you ain't dying, and you maybe get a cool spooky SO, If they don't consent whatever you die, Now don't try this shit on zombies, I do not like the concept of zombies at all, but if it has a brain and can think, it probably has urges like everyone else too

I'm just saying if I was a cryptid and a nigga whipped his dick out, he ain't afraid of anything, and I don't wanna fuck with this dude

It be like that

We all gotta go anyway, and shiet heaven or hell "How'd you get here" Tried to fuck a Skin walker, it killed me" Wicked dudeeee

Ive always been intrigued by the shadow people that meth heads talks about

I've never heard of le shadow people

Time to read up nibbas

usually a sleep paralysis or psychoactive kind of thing,but its seen a lot by tweakers

They're wild. Look up the hat man specifically

Just speaking about this shit wills it into existence in a universe somewhere

hahah Fuck y'all

Yeet

fuck you I'm gonna speak directly into your brain in a different universe like some sort of chaotic abyssal legion of dead gods haunting your brain until you immolate yourself in a gas station parking lot for relief

lol

Pls will big titty werewolf wife into existence pls

I am of big sad, will die alone

paypal me a dollar for a smoke and i gotchu

Aight, done

Gibe me dat

nah king ull make it

Yeah nah I will

Gott see how all this ends chief

Clown world aint no clown shit for no reason

Call it big crazy in the brain but I feel destined to fight something

Same

I don't feel the fight feeling, but I do feel like something is gonna happen

I dont know why but for some reason I feel very close to Joan of Arc if you purchase the soul recycling woo energy

No one really wants to,but we know its the ulimate way to achieve peace

Is the soul us, or a different entity completely? Never really did believe in all the soul shit.

Hard to tell my guy

Interesting point though. I really like that idea

@thedarkness05 King you've watched this documentary ya ?

@Degenerate Furry bro if you got the time u should watch this

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio idk if I've seen the exact one you're watching. I've just heard of all the stuff around it

Right now I'm listening to this guy talking about the case of Dennis

Like if you wanna send that link in crypids, it'd be cash

Hope you're having a good friday

Good weekend for y'all

Every day is a good day, Especially fuck you friday

lol

its going decent mate

Cant compain. Worked extra, made bank, gonna blow those stacks at a gunshow tomorrow

holy shit this gets even wilder

there is more parts to this

Im bout to watch it with my girl. It'll freak her out a bit when I do my backpacking trips

LOL

Fuxk sorry

Mediating fight married couple

Never fun

Always fun, fuel the fire 🙂

Nah I'm kidding, I hate drama.