Aint wrong

But then I would've had to do more paperwork, so

Meh, or keep em alive for labor and shit

*huehuehue*

JAJAJAJJAJAJA

ALGUM ES BR, JAJAJA FUCK YOU FAT AMERICAN ~Arma II OA Circa 2012

So who is eating dinner with me?

I finna get some lucky charms so I guess I'm eating with ya

d u d e I have been craving delivery so fucking bad. . .

gross.

but yeah.

I got protein shake, PB, and rice cakes on the menu

I had gas station taquitos for dinner :v

Fucking hell i need to stop smoking

But i kind of lack a reason to do so

C A N C E R S T I C K S Y U M M Y

Better run times?

I had skin cancer m8

@«Hellhound» I know where your picture is from, E621 is a nice site ain't it?

Shit couldn't kill me

Those who cant move their feet, are subject to get yeet

^

Real goons can't die

Cardio > Gear

Like for all the miles I clock at work, its done shit for my run times. Its a whole nother beast, and I've been adding weights to my run. All in an attempt not to get yote early on and miss the fun

Either you can run, or you better be the one opening up contact

Even then, running is still good if things go tits up

I wear all my plates, back and sides too. I carry around 360 rounds in magazines and a spare 420 in my pack. My total weight with everything other than that and my other main main stuff comes to about 140lbs

I don't do full out sprinting much anymore, but I do a fast paced jog full kit every other day about 4-5 miles

When I tactically aquire a 240B, well this weight is all gonna go up, so I'm getting ready for that again

@Degenerate Furry, eh got mine from Danbooru

Oh yeet

Ayo Hol up, doesn't danbooru host a shitton of clop?

Nvm

Wrong site

Danbooru is more like general anime shit

Gelbooru is the lewd anime shit

Oh yeah I completely forgot about gelbooru

I have come to touch butts and bust nuts

I hope you are at least hot

Fornication is my occupation

*I spread my cheeks for Shrek*

shit - Death boutta tap 5 mana

Heyy you're not one of the cuck /K/ pages, congrats @North /K/arolina

Cuck /k/ pages?

Kato, and all the other ebil ypipo posting pages

Cuc/k/ pages* ?

bois

in an alternate universe

a handful of us have met for the first time

a few hours ago

and we're loading into dingies and zodiacs with a mismash of men gear and optics

somewhere sout of Florida

I hope yall are alright out there.

I hope we are too

We raiding pedo island?

I wish past me was better about it

I wish it wasn't a long winded joke or fantasy

if only if only n all that.

sorry - I'll stop spamming gens

Oh you're gucci

🅱️aid

It's clown world my dude, everything is a fucking joke

And bigest joke of them all is my life

Honk honk

*Dabs* God kill me please

you-cant-change-the-channel-now_doomerRonPaul.png

lol

Begone doomer

It's IRONIC META HUMOR REEEE

I was only pretending to be retarded

I was infantry, I don't have to pretend

Now thank me for my cervix

I have more hope than most - but less motivation tbh

@Degenerate Furry I *am* still infantry

Shoo

Aight you ever deploy?

If not you're a pog

To mexico

Did drug interdiction raids

Got combat patch

Aight so not a deployment, Shut up pog stop stealing the infantrymans air

I work in military as civilian

Where's your EIB son

Where your Ragnar tab

Talk about being retarded

I have air assault and airborne, no Ranger though

Ranger school wasn't offered in the great place

I have EIB airbone and ragnar

On terminal leave now

Getting out after 8

Man make sure you got to sick call if you got shit fucked up, get it annotated now before they not service connected your ass

Am SSG

I was never in an armed service. Don’t thank me for my cervix.

BAH nice

I've been an airbourne unit my whole career amd have shammed out of all schools lol

I'm a high speed ranger larper task force

We pretend to be rangers

Yo fuck me. They just changed me over to the moddle school. Now I cant actually throw down with the kids

wat

I ETS'd as a 5, hope you're not a shitbag E6

Just shoot em

I'm not

They gave me an E7 billet as an E6

I'm acting psgt

That just how it be

I'm going guard after this

Planning on doing full 20

Dont

Reclassing to EOD

Shipping off to EOD school in may

In the reserves now, shit is gay af

You can get voluntary actual combat deployments in the guard, it ain't that bad

Not if you're a cool mos

And duty stations are apparently deployments, so they get deployment pay for that 😦

The EOD unit I'm going into augments a SF group too

So it'll be cash money

I have a cool mos and it's still gay on the civilian side. Having a decent job is impossible

What was your MOS?

>Inb4 19D

37f

Nigga wat

If you ain't cav, you're probably not gay

>37
>cool

Its kinda neat I guess

*we're BASICALLY SPECIAL FORCES*

I mean it's a transferable skill set, well not really

Basically lol

You spooky Psy op mother fucker

Psyops are just boneless SF

Oof

Drop some leaflets

Also we have the best playlists

I know for a fact that reserve psyops and civil affairs do not do half the shit ad varients do

Exactley :(

However I also know that guard EOD does

This unit is only a company sized element that I'm going into

Still alot of option we usually attach with conventional units downrange

So they are very very flexible

And good

Still get to have the beard though and cool guy shit lol

Enjoy your ballcap

And grunt style

Basically special forces lol

Ee

It's like combat engineers going BASICALLY EOD

Till you can on demand request a 416 or a Scar17 I don't think you're spec ops

Or Cav fags going BASICALLY INFANTRY

REEEEE

No nigga you sit on a hill in a Bradley

Bro I'm dismount

Well no odas have 416s soooo

I get the cool helmets

BRO YUOR EIB AIN SHEIT, CAVVV

I just have a painted ach..

We get access to the same gear batt boys have

It's neato

Entire tf leadership is former rangers

Yours is painted...

Why don't you have the stupid cloth cover

I just have an old eagle industries rrv..

Anyways I'm going to go do salty psgt shit now

Have a cactastic day battle buddy @P I L L A R M A N

Stop being a doomer and get to front leaning rest pri hooah

Trackin?

Make sure nobody gets any DUI's this weekend lol

Fuck you sarn

Also no wife beatings lol

hooahh?

Hoa

Airbon

Fucking legs

Ranger

Infantre

Death before dismount 🙂

Just death

Ew

Secondary MOS 19K get with ittt

Suicide before mounting lol

Lmao

Army niggas taking over here as it should be

Fuck you squid

Ashol

Armys niggas is better than marine niggas any day

REMOVE POG remove pog
you are worst pog. you are the pog idiot you are the pog smell. return to ur office. to our pog cousins you may come our field. you may live in the TOC….ahahahaha ,POG bitch we will never forgeve you. Admin rascal FUck but fuck asshole pog stink bitch leg stupud..POG genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead POG..ahahahahahNON INFANTRY WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget iraq .infantry we kill the legs , POG return to your precious compound….hahahahaha idiot POG and boot smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE POG FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. Infantry+airborne+ranger+green beret=kill fobbit…you will die/ tupac alive in field, tupac making album of army . fast rap tupac infantry. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink POG… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a FOB
tupac alive numbr one #1 in trenches ….fuck the fobbits ,..FUCKk ashol POGs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur offices and happiness. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the POG farm aminal with rap magic now we the killers rule .ape of the zoo all admin and maintenance the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and non combat MOS wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Infantry greattst MOS

Have you finished paying off your mustang yet?

I have a 2016 Honda civic

Dont forget to pay child support this month to your stripper ex wife lolol

Yes I have payed off my two street bikes and, 2014 tacoma.

Thank you for asking

Ahem

I love infinstry stereotypes lol

FIRST TO FIGHT

FOR THE RIGHT

They're usually right

I run a tight ship in my 'toon

None of that shit flies anymore

I let guys go home early if they behave

Its friday. Do football be pt

Bro af

I allow self pt

Dank

I don't do stupid formations

I looked at shit I hated doing as a pri

And don't do that

Magical concept

Still should do football fridays

Great team building

Eh

I like martial arts for pt

DODGEBALL!

People seem to like it

My 1St sgt and CO were fags, I tried to be a good do that shit, no dumbass formation early work release...

Fucking recalll

Grunts like beating the shit out of each other so might as well make it organized pt

PL and XO join in too

It's a nice time for everyone

Beat up butterbars

Fuck yeah

Why do you think they gave me a platoon command lol

lmao

I was a good sl and they needed a good psgt

But couldn't promote

OOOO PT FORMATION IN 25 MINSSS

As army always does

I got rid of mass punishment

In the platoon

And let SLs do whatever

Works well

But if one fails we all fail...

Wish there were more PSG's like you

No, that's not how it works believe it or not

Obviously lol

Other psgts in the company hate me lmao

Only reason I didn't make 7 was cause I don't play politics with this shit lol

They're all "back in my day" or whatever

Who can eat the CoC's ass the best

That's all it is anymore.

Don't get me wrong I still work my joes into the dirt

But I'm not unfair or retarded about shit

And I will bring out the wall to wall if needbe

But it's easier imo to just let lower command take care of their own

If problems can be resolved at the TL or SL level there's no reason for me to step in

Bu bu bu micromanagement..

Unfortunately there's some bullshit that higher command always wants to push down and there's only so much I can shield the joes from but a little is all you need

APFT after two weeks in the field type shit

It all rolls down hill

I give guys a break after shit like that happens

What a glorious chat