cant wait to tbh

Gonna be me one of these days

Love the flip flops

Can't Boogaloo without em

Yall wanna see the extent of my childishness?

@Sir Harndes I stole that Return to to Rome image

Make good use of it

Ok guys. Yesterday I did something so dumb, so idiotic I am embarrassed still about it.

Spit it out, fella

Everyone here seen the Will Ferrel movie, The Other Guys?

nope

Everyone know what an office pop is? Had a house pop yesterday. Scared me shitless

Thankfully I tracked down the round. It’s in the dead space between apartments, now I leave mags out of my shit.

You mean

A round just hit your house yesterday?

Nearly hit*

I shot a round off in my bedroom

Dunno what an office pop is

lol

Like, some weird noise

It’s where you accidentally shoot a round

You made a firearm go pop in the office

Ohhh damn

Crap

How did you do that?

Like

Fell off or something?

Trigger reset drills. Being a dumbass and assuming my gun was clear

Oh damn lol

I made sure the neighbors were ok and then left for like 3 hours

They didn’t even hear it go off

Thank god I It was defensive ammo. If it was range ammo it might be a different story

The hollow point expanded pretty quick. Found half the jacket on my side of the wall. It also went through my tough box

Always find this kind of maps interesting

lol

Well the apartment complex called

oof

How fucked am I

1 to 10 how fucked

I don’t know

Like they were nice on the phone

Knock knock

Who's there?

Feds

@thatgoonsteve42 is it really your place if you haven't shot a hole in it? Lmao

Dude I’m still scared shitless

Like it’s been about 18 hours since it happened.

Shit mab

I guess if the cops wanted me they would have grabbed me by now

Yeah, you're good. Most likely since no one was injured everything's kosher

So I’m not worried about that aspect. I just don’t want to get kicked out because I had an accident.

I’m scared to death of being homeless again

I'm tracking, but you should be fine

I have no problems paying for the damages

I’m just scared they’re going to tell me to get the fuck out. Or worse yet I don’t want to be sued.

Like everything was going good, just got a promotion and raise

Now I’m hosed

Dont dwell on it but don't brush it off either

Just keep your head down, shitll blow over

Right. I’m doing my best to keep my head up

I thank God that round didn’t find a home in someone.

I’ve never shot someone on accident I’d never forgive myself

Yeah no doubt

What did the complex tell you?

Completely unrelated but I hate dumb people

Dumb people are...dumb

Do not like'em either

Was cleaning my gear one day, roommate had his gf over and she just started finger fucking everyone of my mags

Broke up good amount of friendships 'cause of dumbness

CRAP

Blonde bimbo

I looked at her and said "cool, now if I ever shoot anyone, it'll be your fingerprints on the brass and not mine." She got the message after that

Brother, that was a GOOD MOVE

Dumb chick

Talking about chicks, lemme try to find a neked one

Just hentai

@Trash Squid i have a request lol

Well I’m not getting kicked out. They didn’t even say anything about paying for repairs. And no criminal charges.

But, they want me to move my guns off of the property. So I’m gonna “move” my guns off the property

"Move"

Realocate them when they want to see your apart

Wait for a while and bring'em back lol

Yeah that was my plan lol

Nobody gonna see your apartment everyday, so chill

Oh I am so fucking chill

I’m so de stressed

See, told ya man

Wasn't shit

Still bro. I’ve never ever ND’d I was having boot camp flashbacks, waiting for a DS to bust down my door and start yelling with a knife hand

Honestly I think I would have preferred that.

No doubt

Honestly I feel that, but Brightside, no one was injured and you're not up shit creek

Absolutely true

Like why can’t an NCO chew me out and give me an Article 15 and we call it good

I rake some leaves, area beautification, give a class on gun safety

15/15 extra duty and we call it good

GO BOATING

Dude njps and art 15s are such bullshit

But when you cant smoke someone I guess you've got no other choice