*this zoomers still here, had to go get tea, and do chores for my good boy points to get them tendies*

. . .

just gonna nominate ***that*** for creepiest shit I've said all year.

Oh yeah, I got my 5e game at 10, I have to make a character by now for a starwars game on thurs, and I have to set up my starfinder game for tues

fuck me.

I don't have to worry about our game til next week - and then.

@INNYGMATYK nah, thats pretty tame. Good boi points n tendies is almost normie tism at this point

*youguysstillwon'tmakeanyfuckingprogresslmfao*

@thedarkness05 nah it was what I swiped afterward.

Same wit da Chinese.

It's always the fuckin Chinese. . .

Fuckin tencent

lead based

bio engineered

solar panel

knock off

mostpeoplemyfuckingass

ine child police

commie as fuck

bull shit

Chinese.

'*You forgot Police State!*'

Dont forget that social credit system they got

***INE CHILD POLICE***

<:dab:554422971381448750> <:dab:554422971381448750> <:dab:554422971381448750>

and wherever *we* have cameras, *THEY* have like, Google Deep Dream AI Facial Recognition Database 2.0 Platinum Edition

They'll push it here. "Its for our safety, think of the children"

Yep.

"*think of the children*"

"Have to let FB cross ref your face with your posts to decide if a standby unit should tail your car and pull you over when Google confirms you're within .5 miles of x Gun Free Zone."

Forget what IS - remember what will BE if that Igloo thaws.

i expected a bruh moment

Instead, i was met with a *fuck around and find out time*

oh - i laughed :v

I just also had to remind everyone ;

***PEDOS GET THE ROPE***

@Kaptain bonez its *always* that time here

well - ideally woodchipper - but

*all memes aside sir, i prefer my children to be 18 years of age*

wait

what if instead of a wood chipper


*Pedo toothpaste via a steamroller*

no no no - hear me out.

I'm about to tell you of the Halls of Justice of Tomorrow

go on

where no longer is your commute crammed with billboards

but lined with mortar and sun caked - stacked and lined neatly down the highway

After a period of Due Process with a Sentence of Death

You stack and paint an (probably) 8x8 brick wall.

Paint white.

Bring in the Convicted.

Align the woodchipper.

Feed.

Spray your fancy new abstract art piece.

Clean off thick debris after crowd clears (people will watch this - they better).

Spray in all weather coating.

Let set/apply layers as needed.

And then let their example stand forever.

You forgot one piece, king

(Now, this has sounded ideal for ***months*** of FB shitposting - but - now I really *am* thinking of the children - so uh - heheheh - idk maybe we put it innabuilding?)

Ok, but elites first or last?

feed, feet first*

First.

@Kaptain bonez That's a given.

Clear out the system.

Remind people "Hey remember when Tyrants got the Chip Wall?"
'yEa BuT wE aIn GoT nO mO tYrAnTs'
"nope. but."

oh you know what - we let it stand for a day - then we demolish their ""canvas"" and set fire to it the following weekend/scheduled Pon Firing.

YEEEEE - we use degradeable, cheap, available clay brick materials - do the whole ""***CAN YOU HEAR EM SCREAMIN BAHAHAH?!***""" and then the next weekend it's a social gathering.

. . . bruh my police state whacky asfuck. . .

whacky?

*You mean neatly organized*

I have a lot of time to dream 👀

(Actually - you don't.)

but.

i'd love to get shitfaced and shoot guns on one weekend, then chip pedos every other

I mean. Hopefully it's not so bad as *every fucking week*, especially if we're bullshitting some late game Minecraft.

But those fires *would* mean somethin.

Hell yeah

Itd be the dream. Then we'd all go back to our loving families, that us kings deserve and earned through our hard work

Idk - I don't see myself there so easily - and if by God I made it, I'd be onnapatrol during and/or after

(*pref the latter - but alas*)

No one said it was easy, if it was everyone would have it

You're not wrong about that.

(*pretty sure it's from here - but still*)

Morning Jaru!

oi chaps how is ya day?

awwww shit what's up king

ugh - still running, apparently

starting studying i have day off today

FUCK THOSE BOOKS

LET'S GO DO DRUGS

^^

(no I'm kidding - please - Jaru - it's a joke)

(. . . coincidentally I am literally putting shoes on to go toke rn. . .)

@INNYGMATYK max cocaine for max boogaloo

i was told there would be booger sugar and old ass hash

(but stay straight - get good grades - learn shit and do something)

Coca's a God damn axe to the brain when you multiply it by time.

Ask Darkness ; *I* know.

ayy

i'm too poor for the sugar of booger

hell

*i'm too poor for crack*

here is sum independence posting

I think amphetamines and patriot sand are the luau drugs of choice

Likely, they seem to be everyones choice in these parts

Weed and Psychs

tfw an anti fascist MC running on crank shows up in my clubs area


*yoke*

I mean they keep you going hard. Best used as a last resort tho

^

YO

FED

HE SCOUTING SPARES SHIT