> *tfw 15yo you is severely ashamed of present you*

Oof

> *except it's been that way for 9 years n u k k k k a*

Ya know what. If I do brain wash myself into being the one Freeman, I'll finally give y'all HL3 for real during the boog

> reminder, change melee slot to ""*CroBar*""

Tfw you realize Gordon Freeman is the ideal boojahadeen

Real Talk?

Half Life (and 28 Days Later) INITIATED my post-apoc raging P33N

HL was stupid linear - but I *always* remember being like ""if only I could just run THIS way - or hop through THAT""

*constant visions of Gordon trying to survive the Mojave and saying F U C C THE GUBMNT*

Bruh I remember playing HL with my dad years ago, some of my earliest gaming memories. Like playing mortal kombat or T2 on genesis, or Wolfenstein

Now that I actually think about it, he was fundamental in getring me into gaming, weapons, and a ceritan set of ideals. I love him, even if he is a big boomer more times than not these days

I remember some innernet friend sent my mom HL+OPFOR and watching my dad play HL for the first time.

It was bone chilling seeing those *Unforeseen Consequences*.

Would be 4 years before I got a PS2 copy and jammed it to completion, myself.

Cherish your dad man, especially if he was a good one.

He is, and I'm trying to be a good one too

It got real real right now, almost sad boi hours

It ain easy

Bein cheesy

Now that's what I call a meme

And quite possibly my new duty carry

Honestly?

I'd pretend it's a Bolter.

(Even though we know 762 isn't ""FIST SIZED SLUG"" - but IGs aren't shoulder to shoulder with Astartes, either)

Hol up

Draco a saiga 12ga

Use 3" slugs

I found the photo in the first 5 seconds of my life on /k i dont go on / k at all till today

Ive been missing out

As close to bolter for now

@queefburgler I just had to get my 30rds in is all :v

❤

tfw can't get any rounds in at all

You'll get yours.

My old mans got all of the rifles n shit because he's got the storage room for them and I've got my little nieces coming over quite a bit, don't want them to get ahold of them so I keep this pos my girlfriend got for 50 bucks in my little safe


tl;dr I keep that thang on me

(and yes i even got the newports just for this meme)

Nice ghetto blaster there

I see myself, im going places mom!

basically my situation at the moment

@Kaptain bonez YO I'M IN TA S C R E E E E E N Z Z Z Z A A A A

<:dab:554422971381448750>

hell yeah king

Sweee

@queefburgler also.

bruh.

Yes?

*hallo operator?*
*ich werde gernen eine bruh moment melden*

Oi, we speak murican here. Done make me git muh 1887 win

*laughs in trench foot*

now yuo see...your paper shells fair nothing for this *rain*

*laughs because y'all krauts think shotguns is a warcrime*

Thats why we got brass shells

Like our balls

I will invoke the spirit of alvin york up in this bitch

Yeah, like that

don't ask me if it's perfect.

*I made sure.*

i don't need to

*because it already is, like you king*

That shit wholesome af there chief

kids don't know how disappointing I am, do they @thedarkness05?

@INNYGMATYK you're just fine homie. Even with all your flaws, we still love ya. Small ghey

it's real homie sexual hours up in here

eh, @Kaptain bonez, gehast du eine ""bruh moment""?

@thedarkness05 sokay - I'm still probably older than everyone who's replied in the last 15 :v

*jawohl*

(*somehow - that is relevant*)

how old are you king?

Ahhhhhh, you like that

naw - i just flex what muscles i actually have

in this case

seniority

28 this winter fam.

Maybe, but experience an all that. I mean I'm turning 24 in a week, but a couple of years ago some girls in my 101 lit class thought I was like 40

F

wait, does this mean i'm the zoomer of the group?

@thedarkness05 no offense - but how mant states have you lived in d: ?

(MFW I'm bout to be BTFO)

2 technically. NY born and raised, but I dipped into MA for awhile. But thay wasnt necessarily voluntary if ya know what I mean

Ofc

I must be out of the loop what is btfo

Blown The Fuck Out

Oooooo

I've pretty much moved from Chicago thru to Seattle - with stops in Idaho and North Dakota over the last 28 years

*nodoxpls*

@queefburgler ie. Le fkng pwnt

I'm looking to head southward to a free state, but I gots to go where the careers are

And unfortunately being an old school LEO is what draws me

Hey man - nothing picturesquely wrong with NY

And believe me - we're both headin the same way

I hope - anyhow. Fuck knows.

We scared off the kids.

How's firewatch?

Ghey as always. I'm exausted only getting like an hour of shut eye after a 9hr roadtrip. But I'm all kinds of hyped up on bang n caff pills

bruh

1hr slep - watch - 1hr prep - game

you're a mad man.

Yea boi