Message from @INNYGMATYK
Discord ID: 643367782855081994
Forget what IS - remember what will BE if that Igloo thaws.
i expected a bruh moment
Instead, i was met with a *fuck around and find out time*
oh - i laughed :v
I just also had to remind everyone ;
***PEDOS GET THE ROPE***
@Kaptain bonez its *always* that time here
well - ideally woodchipper - but
*all memes aside sir, i prefer my children to be 18 years of age*
wait
what if instead of a wood chipper
*Pedo toothpaste via a steamroller*
no no no - hear me out.
I'm about to tell you of the Halls of Justice of Tomorrow
go on
where no longer is your commute crammed with billboards
but lined with mortar and sun caked - stacked and lined neatly down the highway
After a period of Due Process with a Sentence of Death
You stack and paint an (probably) 8x8 brick wall.
Paint white.
Bring in the Convicted.
Align the woodchipper.
Feed.
Spray your fancy new abstract art piece.
Clean off thick debris after crowd clears (people will watch this - they better).
Spray in all weather coating.
Let set/apply layers as needed.
And then let their example stand forever.
You forgot one piece, king
(Now, this has sounded ideal for ***months*** of FB shitposting - but - now I really *am* thinking of the children - so uh - heheheh - idk maybe we put it innabuilding?)
Ok, but elites first or last?
feed, feet first*
First.
Clear out the system.
Remind people "Hey remember when Tyrants got the Chip Wall?"
'yEa BuT wE aIn GoT nO mO tYrAnTs'
"nope. but."
oh you know what - we let it stand for a day - then we demolish their ""canvas"" and set fire to it the following weekend/scheduled Pon Firing.
YEEEEE - we use degradeable, cheap, available clay brick materials - do the whole ""***CAN YOU HEAR EM SCREAMIN BAHAHAH?!***""" and then the next weekend it's a social gathering.
. . . bruh my police state whacky asfuck. . .
whacky?
*You mean neatly organized*
I have a lot of time to dream 👀
(Actually - you don't.)
but.
i'd love to get shitfaced and shoot guns on one weekend, then chip pedos every other
I mean. Hopefully it's not so bad as *every fucking week*, especially if we're bullshitting some late game Minecraft.
But those fires *would* mean somethin.
Hell yeah
Itd be the dream. Then we'd all go back to our loving families, that us kings deserve and earned through our hard work
Idk - I don't see myself there so easily - and if by God I made it, I'd be onnapatrol during and/or after
(*pref the latter - but alas*)
No one said it was easy, if it was everyone would have it
You're not wrong about that.
(*pretty sure it's from here - but still*)
Morning Jaru!
oi chaps how is ya day?