Run protocol drinkbleach.exe

*starts mass meme dump* THEYRE NOT DELETING FAST ENOUGH

*moving all my nazi propaganda and manifestos to external hard drives* we're purging the mainframe as fast as we can, herr übergruppenfuhrer, buy us time with defensive perimeter

*Roman salute* good luck in your quest, this may be our final stand.

ECOGANG

It’s not yeet or be yeeted

Now*

Lmao

Speaking of yeeting

I was fucking around with my akm and accidentally yeeted my mag across the apartment the other day

(Was practicing speed reloads)

Ahhhh.

Well i mean in close enough quarters you can definitely use a yeeted mag as a weapon

No one will expect it

*this nigga throwing mags and shit*

Lmao

This is definately Löwe and not the federals

How do you do fellow Patriots

Nice try ATF man

Triangulate this

So on a real note, I'm fucking beat

Like beat how?

One guy got fired and another quit

And same fam. I’m mentally and physically exhausted

Ive been busting ass in the kitchen solo

You could always go from being a chef to a meth cook

Right

I know a chemistry teacher

Yeah bitch! Science!

Really good guy and he's half bald too lmao

But nah, I need to bug my boss about my raise now

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-science-gif-5292323

I feel like now is a good time to do it

Since I'm literally doing the work of 5 people

You have leverage now

you have the power

Give me a raise or you have a first class ticket to destination fucked

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ANAKIN

He did say more than once that as soon as I could run the kitchen completely alone, he'd bump me up

And actually hire a dishwasher

Now or never manager

Basically

I’m asking for a raise next month

Hell yeah

I'm gonna ask tomorrow when he's here

Who here is a Kekistani?

*scribbling down notes in my pad labeled 'Definitely not a Fed'*

I trust that he isn't a fed

Yeah and Randy Weaver thought that too

Oi man. If I'm a fed theres a problem

I ask because I fought in the Great Meme War of 2015-2016, lead the charge against the Cuck News Network to free HanAssholeSolo, and am currently sitting around waiting for another god damn meme war to start up because I'm bored as shit and want to fuck with some normie scum

Shoulda been around when we took down 1911 outlaws

I remember that

Didn't take part tho

My gun knowledge was just plain not high enough

*hides ribbons*

Weren't they like a bunch of douchebag fudds?

Also teachers against guns

I can not confirm nor deny

Unfortunately the group that did the raids had a huge schism and is now no more

That's tragic man

Sounds about right

It's always sad when a meme task force breaks up

I was part of the 88th keki airborne

Now we're all refugee scum

2nd Battalion, 5th Kek Marines. We were inserted first for the War on CNN

Among others

>be me
>want to do right wing deathsquad shit
>be untrained
>be out of shape
>get angry
>make plans
>life fucks you
>get angrier
>continue plans

Start working out

Do notional gun drills

Explain

Lol finger guns

*pew pew*

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Also @Hellhound6 definately cant make it to NC now brother

Ight I gotta sleep, talk to you Bois later

My car caught fire xD

Night mate

Oh damn son

Yeah

While on the highway.

Almost lost control of her.

What caught fire

Fun times

No idea. Just saw black and white smoke

Bois is papa johns any good?

Yes

For a chain

They opened one near me and i was thinking about going there

What should i get there?

Meat lovers

If they got the cheeseburger pizza hop on that shit

Fuckers only have 7 pizzas in menu

What they got?

Wow I only see like 3 US pizzas

Right