@One Shot Paddy found a s.s. of you.

Oi

Where

Oh

>our grandma

I get it

Slow af

It’s an incest joke

Not like I’ve heard many of those

I’m literally suffering from repeating blows to my head

I can’t comprehend rn

REEEEEEE

Its okay kiddo

Momma is here.

No

U ain’t my mom

Issa okay babeh

I ish momma now

Shhhhh

Hold up just a cotton pickin minute

That doesn’t really crank my tractor

Shhh

Trap mommi is here

Oh christ

Yeee

how u guys doin

Cant sleep

Nervous

Fucking fantastic

why fams

Blyat

I wish I could make more friends out here

Ohio is fun

There's corn

Heroin

Dogs

And the wily north american meth head

And abandoned steel mills

Pitty-moms,Newports

Serial killers

Dollar General

Biker gangs that run all the small towns

I bet there is a underground tunnels connection all the dollar generals to each other

Sex traffiking

Lot lizurds

The list of exciting thing goes on and on

okay hold up

there is a myriad of these people youll know exactly once i explain

Okay perfect

there is always that one white guy to feels exceptionally tough because he's lived a very impoverished life,and he's very about rapper lifestyle yet the only income is either through drugs or as a mechanic,ironically though his 95 honda accord always sounds like shit,usually a wife beater,a brand new basketball hat with the sticker still on,he's just skinny enough that his muscles show through his skin so he feels entitled to act brave because he's feel "ripped" yet he's weak because all his does in rub snuff and drink rockstar all day. and for extra flavor,a juggalo tattoo and a weed necklace

Fuck bro

You've met this man in person yes ?

You just described 80% of the dudes who came out of my small town highschool

The Kyle Collective

Boi once you know about them they are every where

Damn, why you coming for me like that

documenting your moves

studying

I live in between Cincinnati and Peebles

Fucking everyone out here is like that

inviting you over to watch "Bad Boys 2" or he wants a ride to the gas station

The Kyle is actually a anomalous hyper-dimension being using the gross rung of humanity to infiltrate society

Be aware fellow hunters

Hey man my car broke can u drive me to work *asks to bum a cig on the car ride

Hey man we gotta make a quick stop

*stops at dealers house in a trailer park

*shouting match with his pregnant girlfriend, weed man isn't home and she's drinking a glass of wine at 10am

Fuck bro we gotta get the fuck outta here

holding a baby by the arm off their rail-less porch

Yeah

My old lady fucking trippin man

Fuck diapers, I got this DRO!

UGH

My mind writhes

What about Newport's >:(

Friendly reminder to hate amazon

Also nervous cause 1 day till Vegas

Holy fuck

I'd like to maker a stalker like game about Ohio

I think that'd be really fun

Can you imagine a heroin needle golem ?

You'd shit your god damn cookie monster pajama pants

Uh

Basically

What it's like being a woman in the area

That one Batman game had Scarecrow with needle claw things

Every meth head wants to fall in love with you because you simply replied 1 time to a message

Ur from Ohio ?

Kentucky

@tacticaltrap Join my church, join the Cryatal Methodists

But I live 5 minutes from downtown cinci

oof bois, that 5 dollar bigge bag from wendys is fucking me up :C

geddit? Cryatal METHodist? guys? no? okay then u_u

Crystal Methoids would be a sweet cult in a game like that c:

I liked it c:

Night guys

Ima try to sleep

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio WOOHOO, I MADE A FRIEND

good luck man