I vote the Skinnies

We never got revenge for Blawk Hawk Down

Perfect target

Fuck that shit

I'm not volunteering to ever fuckin go back there

The Mog is not a place for us

Let it go

I mean

Panama?

Eh. Been there done that

The canal?

Good way to get nuked early on

Why can't we go be mercs some place interesting?

Oh oh oh

Like... I don't know fuckin tajiti

Dude I have a plan

Yeah?

I just need money

I swear to god if you don't catch it. You're gonna catch these hands

Yeah, Dutch we get it

No shit

You always have a plan

But no

Central America, gold mines

Already got investments there don't fuck eith my money

Take our the security forces there and provide them with better security

Now you have my attention

Oust them using a false flag operation to make them appear as traitors and offer the mining company a better contract

Basically

For a minor 25%

At most

Not a bad idea

Something I may or may not have planned out

@Hellhound6

Do I get paid

And do I get to keep war booty

Yes

No

Can I have that Hind tho

You make $5 a day

Everyone else makes $1000

Cool I'm in if I get to keep the hind

@Bodark Actual you can have the hind

The $5 is for @Foxhound

Oh cool, 1k a day and a hind

As long as I get to keep warbooty

We'd be protecting the mines my investments are in. Don't get grabby with that shit

Fuck your mines I have a hind

Nibba

I want a hind, an RPG7, and an ASVAL

Lol

Tall order

I'd settle for the RPG7 and ASVAL and nodz

The hind is just a trophy

How about an MI-8 with underslung T-72

Looool

How about a t92

Fuck it

Koyote is gonna cap me one

I want an FAL and ammo

Make that 2

I gotchu nibba

That's it

U can get a fal and ammo in the states

I need one, cuz that was the year I crawled into this world

Not in my state

@Bodark Actual he's in commie york

Oi can I assist in uh..

Motivating

The locals

Lay a hand on my workers and you'll deal directly with me, seeing as my investments will also make my both your comrade in arms AND your employer

@Foxhound no harming of the locals

Unless they throws pebbles

Then you go rambo screaming " THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD" in incoherent english

Or you know... we could just... give them decent commendations for their work efforts to ensure maximum productivity and I could get you in on my investment and we can push up the stock price and all make some money

I mean that or benevolent dictators

And what? Overthrow the government? You'd need a far larger force and then we're bogged down by the petty crap that is running a country

Or you knkw

I could feel a pebble

And quicksave

I mean it depends on the country

You wanna do that, go to the mog

What if we hit Maduro and reinstated capitalism

Mog?

Mogadishu

Oh fuck that

@AKAlexei obviously I'm joking

I know ;)

....we could be Pinochets

Kill drug dealers and Communists

Build a thriving country

Or

Revolution in Spain

They have hot womeb

Women*

Fuck killing drug dealers, make that shit legal so we can sell it to other worthless countries and then partner with the US for intel and oil so they won't fuck with us

@AKAlexei see theres the issue

Thats how CIA goon squads show up

^^^

If we did it in lets say Slavic lands itd be different