Morning goons

Oof the autism is extra saucy today; I'm seeing some fubar shit all over my social media

@Foxhoundim assuming working for them

@Trash Squid they despise the asatru nnv but what they have is sort of values

They are different and they explain why

But they absolutely hate the judaism that the TAC so obviously has, and they have the TAC and their members on a nithingr registry

They will literally fight you if you disrespect them

They sound interesting... their selection process is less than 50% of those in training

And then literally fuck you if you loose

Idk the nine Noble virtues thing is hella judaic and they sound kind like a brosatru

I'm in a tribe but we are all military PMC and tight nit

/ pmc

They sound like they're trying to make old beliefs more approachable

I'm just a fuckin' nordic witch

@Trash Squid nah, they absolutely hate asatru and specially universalists

Idk life goals are
>Kill shit
>Be on boat
>Make money

That would be a Völvur

They are mercenaries

That are nordic

But aren't Americans banned from extra curricular activity?

They are a bit bro, but not brisatru

They defend nordic traditions pretty well, and they own museums n shiet

Kinda too bro for my taste and brosatru is just a term for super bro Viking people

@Foxhoundwhat you mean fam

We can't be mercs legally

>modern matriarchy

Yeah, i get the brosatru thing. But they are basically ex or active military guys

They are sort of a blackwater type firce

*force

Private army

Blackwater was gay

They where goons

Still. Americans cant be pmc mast I checked

I would sign up tho

We can be PMC

Just not mercs

Same tbh

Theres a big difference

I mean I would too. Big stakes thi

I work or a PMC company

For

I thought you were in the Navy?

I just dont want to be a retail or sale's drone forever ya know?

If you don't make it to the norskk fighting units you can still sign up for wilderness survival courses

I'm Navy reserve, PMC daily

Both 😎

Yeah but you cant make money with the survival courses.

Yeah you can become really self sufficient but a nigga gotta make money lmao

But it's good to have for boogaloo

And also you can make good money on wilderness reserves

But yeah, i get that maybe it's not for everyone

Lol don't need money if your good enough to live indawoods

Also PMC company to put on your black list is dynacorp, they got linked to epstines island

And child traffing in bosnia

Fuck that company

They sound like target practice to me

^^^^

This Norskk group is fucking retarded

Their website is the edgiest shit I've read this morning

>no smoking marijuana anytime once you reach Berserker level, we're not junkies
>muh modern matriarchy
>we don't care who you bone but we don't believe in supporting anything that "feminize" men including a gay lifestyle
>literally thinks they're legally untouchable because of a liability waiver (clearly these idiots have never been sued in Miami)

This is actual autism

And not even in a funny way

What is this Norskk shit?

Some fucking retard group Dr. Meme found

I would sign up for shits and giggles ilf i cuold tho

I absolutely know they are not the best when it comes to spitting straight facts

But still xd

I'm digging through their site

So they're part philosophy, part LARPer club, part mercenary group

Well, at least they aren't total shitbirds

Waiting for a kelt one

You're all gey Vikings now

@AKAlexei specially you

big gey

Not me

Pass

Nope you're now included

Im kelt

Head canon

You're gey too merc

Well yeah

You fucking feg

We all knew this

I just want to be on a boat
And kill shit for money (and fun)

Also no u

You know

Its not all that hard to run off and become a merc

Someone is buying into the Waterworld aesthetic

He drank the koolaid

Smoked the cigarettes

Kiss my kilt, gey man

You know kilts are more of a Scottish thing right?

Pop culture just threw the Celts into the mix with that

Same as bagpipes

Exactly.

Lots of cultural appropriation going on

Actually Tbh most "Irish" or "celtic" shit is actually scottish

If they can play that card so can we

Nope

Most don't see the difference