Mr. Squiggles isn’t president of Iran anymore

He was the ruler of Iran

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Gucci

want some meme mags

And the way Iran is flexing right now they’re ripe for some internal freedom

they have a gucci mag aswell

Eh that's a no go

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Hey, don't jinx that shit I might be driving a tank through Tehran if you do

Boy

i'll be coming up the rivers

Like I'd go back and try to enlist if shit popped off but fuck the desert

You’re gonna be 2 months late to any invasion with a camera. No tank riding

Oh you haven't heard

I didn't get 4500

1800 is mine now

Signed and sealed

Nope. My opinion of you is still shaped as a photofag

Eh. Fair.

Ah well I guess that’s a real combat arms branch

Can we start calling him raptorman

fucin want

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Death before dismount. Mech life isn’t terrible

@Hellhound6 I'm fine with raptorman

Beats being a gravel agitator.

So

I did both lol. Mech over that “light” life any day

Ayyyy

Too lazy to just walk

walking is gay

Gotta ride a tin can everywhere

No, too lazy to walk with 100 plus pounds of light weight crap on my back

WALKING BUILDS CHARACTEE

SO DOES DEATH

@Trash Squid gay jokes? From you? Really?

ight im going to bed i'll talk to you boys later

yes

Later homie

your gonna be a marine your gonna be extra gay

See ya

Fair

Hes not wrong

night goons

These are solid points

Night dadmin

So. Guess I'm Raptorman now

Like every branch has homoerotic tendencies but god damn..

Man back in the older days it was fine. You play gay chicken now and you get a sexual harassment charge

No more hazing either

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Hell back in the day you could have gotten away with murder compared to the bullshit restrictions of today

This is also true

I'm just lookin' to do my job is all

If it’s anything like my experience that will be very little

You’ll do a lot of other shit though. Sweeping motor pools

Online classes, various details

Glorified cleaner

When you go to the range or to the field you’ll do your job

You’ll also spend hours and hours and hours in a simulator getting ready for your gunnery tables

But damn those abrams are fun though

I'm lookin forward to doing this:

Ya know what's gay

Drifting tanks

You can't really ride on armor like the good ole days

*Tokyo drift theme intensifies*

No

It's initial d

GET THE MEME RIGHT

Yeah that’s kinda dumb you can’t do that anymore

Oh, dude stay away from the rear of those tanks too. You wanna get super burned super quick just stand behind one for 5 minutes

I'm aware. Hell, the engines contain depleted Uranium

The whole thing is DU

aren't they basically just fucking jet engines

Also that reactive armor I’m convinced isn’t from any tech we developed here on earth.

I’ve seen some things.

That's because it isn't

Area 51

Here we come

They’re actually Blackhawk engines

It isn't Area 51 you want

But I can't say which base you need to go to

Not online anyway

It’s S4

We’ve seen the documentary

Oh shit he knew it

What documentary?

Area 51 is basically just storage and testing

The Bob Lazar documentary on Netflix

Haven't seen it

You should check it out

Remember how I told y'all my surrogate dad was a 22 year veteran of Army SF? After he got out, he did defense contacting... he's said one or two things to me

He's seen the shit too

Inside those reactive armor panels something bounces and shimmers. Looks like some sort of liquid

Yeah, you don't wanna know where we got that

Lol I actually do

*holds up hands* aliens

Because we all got kicked the fuck outta the motorpool for a minute and they had some alphabet boys in there fixing it