That'd be me

I'm wandering Pantheons atm, but the Hellinic/Roman pantheon is calling me

Thought you would be norse

Plus I have an SPQR XII tattoo so I gotta be Rome

I'm a kelt then

You mean

/k/elt

Guys I made a meme

@Foxhound /k/elt lol

@Trash Squid @Foxhound @AKAlexei

B e a u t i f u l

The Battle of General chat was a lengthy and bloody engagement which was a result of forces under Totenkopf being attacked by forces of Holy Christian Cuckistan. Delivering decisive and ferocious blows, Totenkopf was soon joined by Sir Harn the Mad, and Aldarich which rallied to their pagan brothers side. In a war which would have made Widdukind proud, the three allies proceeded to commit heinous acts of barbarism against Garrett, insulting their enemies manhood. Sensing an end to the assault, the pagans summoned forth the great being of old, the Patriot Squid. A decisive and valorous victory by the Pagang

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

l,ao

i love the casualties

some got sexually harassed

Details

Holy fuck how did you make this

Wikipedia battle generator

Took some time

I WANNA FUCK IT

BUT ITS A FURRY

*CONFUSED NATIONALISTIC SCREAMING*

im no furry but juddy hopps is thicc

Also y'all will dig this

oh thats dope af

i want a smart watch but i couldnt wear it at work

due to strict compound rules

Why would you want a smartwatch made by the damn communist chinese when you could get yourself a genuine, American made, vault tec engineered pip boy

ikr

Need to fix my watch tho

I'll shoot you in the dick @AKAlexei

Just appreciate the watch

With a fucking NUKE SYMBOL FOR A FACE

WORN BY THE MASTER RACE

Oof I had too

Im holding squid hostage, got a gun to his dicm

My demands are as follows

Crucifiction of pedos

*In my best President Bush impersonation*: we do not negotiate with terrorists

Full scale invasion and summary execution of anyone on Little St. Johns Island

Well fuck you then.

Sorry squid. No dick for you

Damn, you're gonna make the other sailors really sad dude

its fine i have a spare

Meh

Too busy making nazi jokes to care

What gun is that?

Not a gun nut, sorry

taurus

9mm

Jeez

Well, brazilian police officers use them

No wonder why they want to switch'em

Btw

I feel like from now on

You know, they've got recognized to shoot without pulling the trigger

Anyone who starts saying super retarded shit like earlier needs to be known as a Garrett

I agree

Taurus is a brazilian company, so that's a no no

I second that motion

Goddamn I step out for a little bit and y’all went straight hostile as shit

My friend made a poster of me in my grille suit

Reminds me of Kapkan

@thatgoonsteve42 you lost our battle

I lost what now?

Scroll up

I made a battle wiki info

all I see is everyone itt reeeing out on religion

Well, that’s disappointing.

It was epic wat

You guys do know that not everyone in here is a pagan right?

Yeah, we know

Problem is when you join a server and start moaning you're going to hell and all

Like two jerks before

Meh. Hell is an abstract concept

Lol I’m like scrolling through

Neither I am pagan

Garret is a Jack ass

Yeah

Lol I’m not a pagan either. But I’m not up in this bitch proselytizing

But was fun as hell

Either way

We got promoted for our war efforts

And our server became an HQ apparently

Look how many goons we've got

I see

Krankenwagen

wat

@MajikSTL why did you make a meme out of what me and my comrades are planning to do when the Boogaloo goes down

Not that I'm complaining, I mean its gonna be lit but bro how did you know?

It wasn't about everyone being a pagan @thatgoonsteve42 it was about the kid being a disrespectful asshole. Even me and @AKAlexei keep ourselves pretty respectful

Y'all wanna hear a funny ass story tho?

Shoot it