who doesnt lol

Which campus?

lemme try to find it

i'm ready for next story

COLORADO IS MIDWEST

Colorado is NOT Midwest

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwestern_United_States

I go to uni in Colorado and there are legit people who say that unironically

athens

Purge them

To gulag

it was in athens i think

Ew, Southern Ohio

they recognize the greatness

yea it was athens

NE Ohio nationalism

ok fellas

tell the story

i was in athens to see some ohio state band play

but it was a concert band

like

OSU concert band

it was snowy

i had a nice peacoat type thing on

with a scarf

and i had to wait in a line forever to get in

the band wasnt formal or anything

so people were standing, dancing and clapping

@Deleted User Wait whereabouts are you from?? My dad grew up near(ish) Kent, still have the family homestead there (his cousin), I've spent a lot of time there

and these girls kept pointing at me and talking to their friend

and eventually she came down to me

and wanted to know my name

all that stuff

We need a megachad emote thing

but i was too awkward to keep a conversation

rip

so i'd reply by just saying my name when she asked

just saying where im from

without asking questions or continuing

vin was hot in highschool but virgin confirmed

@Boffin Frog im north of kent but i wont say whether im on the east or west side of Cleveland

but i remember leaving

i was still kinda shocked that a GRILL talked to me

I'm self-imposing a react ban on myself because I keep reacting too much

@Deleted User Noice. Great Lakes Nationalism

vin was (is?) a robot

and i remember hearing this song and i still remember it today and always think of the ohio thing

https://youtu.be/UXeLGCxJwhw

rise up

https://youtu.be/zg-C8A4VvL4?list=PLfkh4bn0izCm-qCywjuJJvFDb33t1VdNm

I hate that this is the best recording of the Field Artillery March in existence but it is

Prove me wrong

your not the 1st person to say that @Boffin Frog

isnt that just "the army goes rolling along"

NO

That is a modern and very sad bastardization of the original Sousa march

oh rip

The original flows much better tbh

https://youtu.be/m4i3jRe0yEY

https://youtu.be/auu7pQWODaI?list=PLfkh4bn0izCm-qCywjuJJvFDb33t1VdNm

Same idea I guess but I much prefer the original, "army goes rolling along" doesn't flow well if nothing else

Post Taylor swift songs

No

yeah

Where’s zip when you need him

now im just tryna get a titanic moment or snow romance

when they did come naturally

rise up

@Solipsistic Vinarchy 603AD was the last good year

You need to go back in time to find a trad gf

ok

Pro tip, if you run really fast backwards you go back in time

So like

If you run an ultramarathon backwards

You'll be in 603AD and get a hot trad gf

>not going back n getting caveman wife

are you even a traditionalist?

even back in the 11th century there were thots

they are eternal

There have always been thots

THE ETERNAL THOT

they are just the norm today

o and also

SOUTHERN OHIO RISE UP

SOUTHERN OHIO IS BASICALLY GEORGIA TWO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, GET OUT

we love the amish though

My parents lived in Cincinnati before I was born

Oh yeah, we all love the Amish

We have Amish in Wisconsin too, though I'm too far north for them

yeah being amish in the north would be hell

southern ohio should be seceded to kentucky

ohio is perfect for it

Ohio is a decent state

and eastern ohio to west virginia

Too crowded for me though, even the country seems really dense to me tbh

toledo is michigander

too far

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ohio belongs to the indians