but it wasn't terminal i was just lazy

so I dropped out

LMFAO

i was an honor student until freshman year and suddenly my fuck it mentality arose

ya i was that way k-5

i took the class cause of the teacher

A student

i was so smart until 5th grade hit

same

i'm good at everything except algebra

wat lmao

i was so stupid till 5th grade hit

im bad at everything except

actually

math is confusing asf

im just bad at everything

I'm pretty good at english

im good at everything except maths

english

and language in general

psychology

that's about it

psychology im ok at

sociology

sociology gtfo

boring

sociology is fun asf because i'm passing

we dont even learn that stuff here

i was fuckin great at tech ed in middle school

I loveed my psych class

i built a clock

got an A

ya well i type 170wpm

I'm learning my 3rd language next year

suck me

but was it a bomb clock?

ahmed!!!!

i type like 70 wpm

damn it!!

1 word per minute succ me

this was back when clocks werent bombs and bombs werent clocks

I currently know just english and sign language and I'm gonna learn german

200BC

yes

i can type like 50 wpm, but i can text like 80 wpm

I don't think clocks existed then lol

i text maybe 120wpm

i type faster than i text

much faster typing

same

I don't know how fast I type

i invented them @BISLEYY

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yo i ran out of tampons and i am deeply considering suicide

nice

but how did they know what time it was for the first clock?

me too

you know those things

sun dials

they won't fit in my dick

the sun dials

yea

:/

once i just bled all over my pants but they were sports pants so i didnt notice till i got home

i forgot about sun dials tbh

i remember in middle school

i dont hve pads either

i bled through

im gna cry

and got blood all over my seat

i cant get to the store until tomorrow hNN

animal abuse makes me angery

ya dude

i'm a vet tech

i had to cover my ass with my hoodie the rest of the day

sad

i thot husky was a guy

and clyd

its really uncomfortable as well

lel

so did i till i heard her voice

lmao

i had a bloody tissue fall out of my shorts in school once

nooooo

Im a very manly woman thanks

when i was 6

i took my sisters pads

stuck them on my head

all over my shirt pants etc

and she had her bf over

uh you be welcome

i ran into her room

i was like look

i'm a bandaid

AHAHAH

look at my giant bandaids

you were padded up

he was cracking up

i didn't understand why

when i was like 3 i used my brother's electric razor and shaved my eyebrows off

this is one of the few servers where I'd say the male/female ratio is maybe just almost equal

now my eyebrows are fucked

i shaved mine off last month

they used to be way thicker

when i dont draw mine in theyre like hardly existent

what's ur natural hair color

dark brown

yeahhh

oh

some hoes at my school look like they use sharpie to draw their eyebrows

mines black

wow

we dark brunettes have it easy with our brows

lucky

some guys fill in their beard with sharpie lmao

i use a very expensive brow pomade

my brows are like partially blonde tho which is weird

and a $1 brush

yyyyyy

NO WE DON'T

i was born with blonde hair and blonde eyebrows so people couldn't see my eyebrows until 8th grade

we dont need to fill our browsss

they're obvious enough

HUSKY SPEAK FOR YOUR DAMN SELF

my brows grow in fast and weird

mine thiccc

which is why I shave them

i have a naturally very nice shape too

works outtt

blonde eyebrows look fuckin weird

i have dark brown hair and reeeeaallllyyy sparse eyebrows

i need my mom to pluck mine again

guys with blonde eyebrows

ehhhhhhhh

eew

girls? give me that for free

sorry @ blonde guys but i probably wouldnt date u

i hate it when guys have bad brows

I have thicc brows

guys just look super incomplete without eyebrows

don't like blonde haired guys

same w girls

i get so mad

idk

platinum blonde

light eyebrows

very nice

also sorry @ ginger guys but ive never found a ginger attractive

anyone except jeffree star look incomplete without brows

jeffree star can adopt me any day

wtf

o no

i edited that shit

i have triggered the ging

i bleach my hair blonde

i look like a fucking rapist with black hair

i hate bleaching my hair

so do i which is why i dye it black

do i have trash eyebrows?

luckily i've found dyes that i can use without bleaching its great

stop scaring me

yes

ur brows r scary

spooky

those eye with no soul

my old church used to genuinely believe gingers had no souls

bullshit

they would always pray over this one ginger kid

my old church tried to tell me i was possessed

my dog is a ginger

no human beings are that insane

my dog and me have the same hair color

because i didn't make eye contact as a kid

they thought the red hair was there because of the devil infiltrating their soul

nah dude people ARE that insane

they seriously believed it

they fuckin retarded

i've been to churches where they preach against the use of television

like modern baptist churches

they were strict catholics

SHIBE

see he's a ginger

FUCK

i want ur dog

right now

hes the best

people ask if the carpet matches the curtains

best selfie

im coming to ur town i forgot what it is

just for ur dog

don't take him from me please

i love him

i just want to pet him

i am not a dog thief

ugh i wanted a shiba inu but i cant even buy one

i like my dog now though so no regrets

❤

im getting a bunny soon

he was like 1,400 bucks

very kawaii

fuccccc

totally worth the monies

lol

he's show dog quality

my neighbor has a shiba inu german shephard mix

$5

i love animals so much

her rat is so cute

i used to want one of those

nice moose

i used to want to have a aat

*rt

*rat

what a weird looking dog

i want a snake

snakes can fuck off and be extinct

nooo

ball pythons

no snakes are cool

are so cute

they are i like how they look and they feel very nice

one of those fuckers bit my uncle's fingertip and he immediately needed it amputated

so cuteee

what is ur rats name

i'm afraid of snakes honestly

same

boop the snoot

black and white is maxie, skinny grey one is remy, fat gray one with big ears is porky

i love snakes

im only afraid of spiders, and thats only if they are on me where they can bite me

my best pal

porky im gonna cry

fuck dude that dog is fluffy

awwww

i wouldnt mind holding one while wearing thick gloves or something

he's fat as fuck man

like he has rolls

i want to use that dog as a blanket

i don't know why he's always been fat

did you see the vet

lemme find a pic where he's standing up and looks like a fat dude

it's probably the fur