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2017-04-29 18:31:53 UTC

Nah bad famio

2017-04-29 18:33:46 UTC

its a pinjata nigger

2017-04-29 18:35:37 UTC
2017-04-29 18:36:40 UTC

I am mildly confused

2017-04-29 18:45:03 UTC

@DaddyGinger lmao what a qt

2017-04-29 18:45:42 UTC

โ˜บ

2017-04-29 19:12:00 UTC

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2017-04-29 19:12:17 UTC

my gf playing in the snow today

2017-04-29 19:19:52 UTC

What's her name?

2017-04-29 19:20:54 UTC

jamie

2017-04-29 19:22:18 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-04-29 19:25:00 UTC

Fuck no

2017-04-29 19:26:20 UTC

never say never baby you know you been hitting on me ever since you heard my voice ;)

2017-04-29 19:42:40 UTC

But my voice is deeper than yours it doesn't work that way

2017-04-29 19:52:57 UTC

oyyyyyyyyyyyy

2017-04-29 19:53:04 UTC

ouuuuuuuuuu*

2017-04-29 20:13:47 UTC

Let's just say

2017-04-29 20:13:55 UTC

We need a server-wide orgy

2017-04-29 20:14:00 UTC

Inclusive relationship

2017-04-29 20:14:31 UTC

^

2017-04-29 20:14:49 UTC

Can we get that pinned?

2017-04-29 20:15:04 UTC

Im p sure it will be a bukakke on like 3 people

2017-04-29 20:15:11 UTC

Rad

2017-04-29 20:15:53 UTC

I mean who wouldn't cover this fucker in cum

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2017-04-29 20:16:04 UTC

^ me from 3 years ago btw

2017-04-29 20:16:51 UTC

I'd use fake nut

2017-04-29 20:16:56 UTC

More goo-tastic

2017-04-29 20:17:30 UTC

You know those vids with like a dick in the wall which busts a bucket of nut

2017-04-29 20:17:37 UTC

Love that shit

2017-04-29 20:17:48 UTC

Slimewave

2017-04-29 20:18:05 UTC

Its wierd

2017-04-29 20:18:17 UTC

Have you ever tried watching porn, but then it's plotline is actually pretty good?

2017-04-29 20:19:10 UTC

More like you watch a minute of the story so you skip ahead but then theyre drinking urine and you go back to see the story behind it

2017-04-29 20:19:39 UTC

Yup

2017-04-29 20:50:25 UTC

Why is no eyebrows a thing so much here? Did everyone that's female see Veggys fucking forest and then decided to wage A.R.S.E.N.A.L. levels of full scale war with them to the point of burning them all off? Do eyebrows support the Patriarchy or something?

2017-04-29 20:51:44 UTC

No someone shaved off her eyebrows

2017-04-29 20:51:57 UTC

I like my story better

2017-04-29 20:52:03 UTC

it has nuance and humor

2017-04-29 20:52:05 UTC

and makes sense

2017-04-29 20:52:13 UTC

makes *more* sense

2017-04-29 21:18:11 UTC

there is a war on eyebrows

2017-04-29 21:27:15 UTC

This systematic opression on eybrows must cease! #notalleyebrows

2017-04-29 21:32:45 UTC

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2017-04-29 21:33:03 UTC

#notalleyebrows

2017-04-29 21:40:31 UTC

@dz them eyebrow goals ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜Œ

2017-04-29 21:42:17 UTC

Yesss ^^

2017-04-29 21:42:43 UTC

Who tgat

2017-04-30 00:08:21 UTC

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2017-04-30 00:19:54 UTC

Qt

2017-04-30 01:27:16 UTC

Daww that dress looks so nice on you

2017-04-30 02:25:46 UTC

Woooooweee ๐Ÿ˜

2017-04-30 02:34:49 UTC

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2017-04-30 02:34:52 UTC

Hey hey hey

2017-04-30 02:36:31 UTC

You look like vsauce

2017-04-30 02:39:31 UTC

haha wut

2017-04-30 02:39:54 UTC

The science guy on YouTube

2017-04-30 02:40:01 UTC

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2017-04-30 02:40:09 UTC

Hey Michael from v sauce here

2017-04-30 02:40:39 UTC

Yes, that's the Michael

2017-04-30 02:40:47 UTC

haha well okay

2017-04-30 02:55:57 UTC

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2017-04-30 02:59:03 UTC

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2017-04-30 02:59:11 UTC

That's me

2017-04-30 02:59:30 UTC

May I drink from you?

2017-04-30 02:59:46 UTC

@Deleted User waaaaaat

2017-04-30 03:00:16 UTC

Like, may I quench my thirst on one of your holes?

2017-04-30 03:00:36 UTC

@Deleted User oh hell no

2017-04-30 03:02:00 UTC

Very well.

2017-04-30 03:23:32 UTC

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2017-04-30 03:24:00 UTC

just playing gta

2017-04-30 03:26:09 UTC

Play with my skin tag.

2017-04-30 04:17:48 UTC

i have eyebrows suck me devin

2017-04-30 05:26:24 UTC

Lmfaooo

2017-04-30 05:31:45 UTC

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2017-04-30 05:31:56 UTC

First selfie

2017-04-30 05:31:57 UTC

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2017-04-30 05:32:14 UTC

I am a deadpool squid hybrid

2017-04-30 05:36:06 UTC

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2017-04-30 05:36:45 UTC

It's very hot in this jacket

2017-04-30 05:37:19 UTC

Capt Deadpool?

2017-04-30 05:38:31 UTC

Who

2017-04-30 05:38:52 UTC

I just found this jacket and out it on

2017-04-30 06:01:17 UTC

Melon triggered me a bit

2017-04-30 06:01:40 UTC

When I saw like the top half of you face in like: that's my fucking ex

2017-04-30 06:01:59 UTC

then I saw the rest and I'm like: nah that little bitch couldn't grow a beard

2017-04-30 06:03:11 UTC

@Thresh I like your birb.

2017-04-30 06:03:44 UTC

Added Smash Mouth - All Star to the queue.

2017-04-30 06:45:10 UTC

.

2017-04-30 06:45:13 UTC

Sorry

2017-04-30 07:40:07 UTC

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2017-04-30 07:46:35 UTC

@Thresh you look like lil dicky

2017-04-30 07:47:10 UTC

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2017-04-30 07:47:30 UTC

wtf no he doesn't

2017-04-30 07:47:34 UTC

he doesn't look jewish at all

2017-04-30 09:26:48 UTC

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2017-04-30 09:27:12 UTC

im as beautiful as amy schumers arm fat

2017-04-30 09:50:09 UTC

oh

2017-04-30 09:50:11 UTC

hot

2017-04-30 10:41:42 UTC

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