get a job

dude, I'm already working for 11 years

get another job, what are you, a fucking deadbeat?

ask my daughter

I'm bored as fuck though

hey, you know whats one way to not be bored?

killing onesleft?

what, no?

thats edgy man come on

i thought you were in your 30s

you thought wrong

no, the one way you can not be bored is by getting another job

money dont grown on trees

nah man, thats the road to burning out, becoming depressed and hanging froma rope

WORK WORK WORK

do you even work? beacause I dont think you do

lmao, you got me there

im more of a

do as i say, not as i do

type of guy

a cuck

yeah, thats it

u r gey

so yeah, wiseguy, isntead of spouting irrelevant nonsense, try to entertain me a little

draw your favorite movie poster in mspaint

entertain you?

do you think i come here to entertain you?

yeah

thats why I came here for

and I AM NOT ENTERTAINED

my sincere apology my good friend

but you are mistaken

Gladiator, what is your name?

im not here to entertain you, im here to entertain myself

my name jeff

gladiator jeff

you will be fed to the elephants

through the rectum

prepare yourself and pray to your gods

i refuse

you dont have a choice in this matter

i want a lawyer

you can only earn your freedom in mspaint

we already fed your lawyer to the elephants

we can send you to meet him though

what a nice rendition of your birth certificate

touche

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<:reggie:230938379477319690>

I drew the girl from the Wendy's logo, and I actually really like it,

I made this on sketch

LMAO, I like it,

I made other things but thus is my favorite

That is pretty lit. 👌

XD

I have others

Some not finished

Thes are the good ones

I find

@Cinarhette post wendy

Okay.

I'll attempt, she isn't saved to my PC

Wym @Cinarhette

Your going to draw Wendy from wendy's

I drew her last night.

This is Wendy. I drew her when I was extremely tired, so it is really low quality, LMAO.

@Deleted User

@Sarcastro

make me crave

a burger

Lmao.

I'm kinda proud of it

Ok

Atlest you tried

I made a thingy

Just finished like 5 mins ago

Are you guys proud of me 😊

<:GuriThinking:342516401736515584>

Only if you're proud of yourself

<:GuriHappy:301564176659251200>

😐 🔫

That means I am dead

Oh no

<:FeelsHug:313363183530147842>

@Sarai how was your sleep?

@Sarcastro idk sensei, it was odd

I only slept for like 4 hours

what did you dream about?

But I'm not really tired

4 hours is plenty

I either sleep 3-4 hours or 16+

But when I sleep like 10 hours I'm so tired when I wake up

<:RemSleepy:238039740383887362>

Why are human bodies like this?

when I sleep longer than 5, my shoulders hurt because they get dislicated

O

because we are an abomination

<:MonkaThink:321056328606941184>

Tru

Get a better bed

Maybe that'll help

I dont have a bed

What

<:FeelsHug:313363183530147842>

Where do you sleep?

I sleep on the floor

What

Beds are vessels of empty passions

Sensei pls

You're gonna hurt your back

actually sleeping on stiff beds is good for the back

but only if you sleep on the back

Do you sleep on your back? <:FeelsThinkingMan:313359192851349504>

yep

Like a dead person

thats the best for meditation

O

Does it give you wisdom then?

it gives me Zen

Oh

<:FeelsThinkingMan:313359192851349504>

<:KannaTired:295805892417421314>

But those it dislocate your shoulders tho?

No pls <:GuriThump:301565031403880448>

Nope

is ok

Is that your third eye? <:GuriThump:301565031403880448>

Take care of your bones

Some art so I'm actually following the rules <:RemLove:308812056994250753>

your style is really unique

Dats really good

@pockypaints dank u. I'm still working on it but I'm happy with my progress <:RemEhehe:238039568287399936>

<:FeelsGladMan:313357656784109568>

Sensei what is that?

It looks like snow

<:FeelsThinkingMan:313359192851349504>

it is snow

O it's snowy where you live?

during the winter, yeah

But it's not winter <:GuriThump:301565031403880448>

Winter is coming tho

look at the 15 meter blue pines in the background

I'm also following the rules

You did that sensei?

Please don't trick me like the other faggot

<:GuriThump:301565031403880448>

did you just call me a faggot?

No

I called the guy who lied a faggot

"the other faggot"

Oh

Shiet

<:NotLikeSagiri:337805011872645121>

<:GuriThump:301565031403880448> run run away <:GuriThump:301565031403880448>

Where will you run? You're trapped in this world with me

yall niggas w👁ke

Just a quick doodle

O that looks cool. Reminds me of tnbc

@Sarcastro I'm stuck oh no <:GuriThump:301565031403880448> <:BlobHyperSweats:325750369353334795>

Triple-negative breast cancer?

@Sarcastro You draw?

ye

@Sarcastro the nightmare before Christmas

whats that

Sensei pls

It's a tim burton movie

should I watch it?

About Halloween and Christmas

No

Its shit

It's stop motion

Also

And it's cute

<:owoCute:337787723668652032>

Sarcastro

<:FeelsHug:313363183530147842>

@Ruffy wat?

Wrong chat???

Seb does art, day 42

Id recommend u do less smudging

Tone down the smudge a little. @Sebastian Lawe

Noted. :P

about to submit this for a small contest, any critique?

No

Other than shes thicc asf 😍😍😍😍😍😘😘💦💦💦💦💦😩😩😩😩😩

Only thing that runs to my mind is that the cape thingy is only one shade. But for all I know its vetablack, which is a real life material that absorbs all light.

Hmm, good call. Let me try some shading

I'd recommend making her cape connect to the front of her dress, as it looks like it's floating, and this'll make it more realistic

But, everything is proportional which is good, color scheme is amazing, so is background

So I say good job on the piece!

what do u mean connect?

I need some critique on this. I'm doing it for my portfolio and feel like it could be better. Thoughts?

its very blurry

the ear looks a bit small

the face is slightly elongated

but its pretty decent!

Yeah, quality from export is shit, but thanks for the input

The face is pretty long, but so is the reference dude so idk, I'll go back and check it out.

Seb does art, day 43

john does art, day 0

His face looks to ken dollish

In my opinion

Whoa lag

@Tapu Summer was referring to the portfolio

I gotcha Brif. I'll start working on it to make it look a bit more "real".

Thicc

Yeah she is.

I really like the shading

oh look

its the Sarai

@Sarcastro hai sensei el jefe

<:RemVV:238039555599630336>

Using best girl to greet me

I applaud your effort

<:RemHmm:238039618770042881>

Thank

<:remFive:321165985644281857>

@Sarai and I didn't mean Rem

@Sarcastro O <:SagiriCute:315661160747761676>

I don't recognize that character

<:SagiriCute:315661160747761676>

Me neither but it's a cute emote

What does it convey?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYDIMablh5e/?taken-by=aevya

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@Sarcastro that I fell asleep <:KannaTired:295805892417421314>

@Sarai priorities noted

Everything is completely drawn, cleaned and outlined. Just need to practice my coloring

is that the girl you previously had on your profile picture