STAHP

I am chubby

I mean... well I think I'm more pear

Idk

I don't really pay attention to my body too much

I just eat and exercise accordingly lol

Wait @💧HisoMachi💖 you've seen me before?

Hola

@Spirit yeah for like a hot second... I'm jelly of your locks lol

I showed my muffin top in selfies lol

The chat I mean

That's why I can't wear dresses like that

Hello guys

Herro

Is anybody making pie or am I so excited about food that ill be the only one making pie?

I want to

But I'm sick

Aw I'm sorry

peach or blackberry cobbler is my favorite

I love pecan

I pecan't get enough of it

Ohhh peach

I've never tried blackberry

Does anybody like it a la mode?

Vanilla bean and whipped cream 😭

HOLD THE PHONE

I AM ALL ABOUT

A LA MODE

Yesss!!!

I like cherry pie

And apple

SAME

I LIKE ALL PIE

I DONT DISCRIMINATE

and lemon merengue mmmm

*gagging noises* cherry pie is hell on food

Even hair pie

Apple pie however is awesome

SHES MY CHERRY PIEEE

don't talk shit about cherry pie

I love cherry

Apple pie and pecan pie are teh best

But cherry pie is gross blahhh

Has anyone tried coconut cream pie?

I wanna

It's amazing

I love making homemade custard

Pies are savoury here

Unless you make a creampie

***LENNY FACE***

Ew lol

I AM ALL ABOUT

CREAMPIES

OH MEH GOD

MAT PAT

HE FIGURED IT OUT

CARS ARE INSECTS

PIXAR HAS LIED TO YOU ALL!

Bork

Krob

how are we supposed to build a wall in this weather

roBk

8)

Trump grabbed america and my heart by its pussy

👌

My fever broke

Sup

*screams*

Screams back

yes

I agree

Ok bye ima go get my science results and preach about how i FAILED

my first shit science results

kmao

lmao* kms

I never realized how much of my life is just me putting up with my symptoms till today...

Just do what I do. Masturbating 9 times a day is what motivates me to keep going.

wish i could go 9 times

I'm aiming for the world record

9 times?

which I think is around 40 per day

the most I've gotten to is 6

tbh 40 doesn't seem like a high number to me, I'm sure I could beat it if I put my mind to it

jesus what the fuck

i'd feel bad if i did it even twice a day

9 times is so much. Unless it's like 3 minutes each time or something

yeah that's *totally* what I meant by symptoms lmao

go until sore

thats my method

@Repzion Sorry I know I said I wouldn't go back in there anymore, and if I was annoying, you can come back now

I'm sorry too

we're sorry rep, I'm here for you

What did you guys do?

Who wants to be my friend ;-;

rep it's not your fault

I had ADD

what the fuck is the love shack

for a second

it's the love shack

ITS WHERE I LOVE MY MOM

I went in there when I promised I wouldn't

It's where the lovers go

ooh

ok

ill be your friend

What happens in the love shack

You don't even respond @Thresh

i do

You didn't last time

Feelsbadman

when

bork

where

how

who

Pm

I asked you stuff

Wait

*screem*

i thought that was the end of the convo

Oh you're right

Whoops

Who else wants to be my friend

I'll be your enemy if you want

me

ill be your only friend

someone want to beat me until I bleed out on the pavement?

you arent allowed any other friends

im jealous

^

Lol

I'll be your friend but you can only talk to me.

I'm being srs

bc like

If you talk to anyone I'll freak out.

id gladly do it

on second thought, I'll be your friend

I wanna die

What's wrong @the neighborhood eboy

ive always wanted to do that to someone

simply so I can cuck melon

lololol

PTSD my friend @Markurrito

: o

do you guys ever want to take out your eyeballs and squeeze them 👌

no

yes

I do, whenever i read this discord

can you repeat the question

@the neighborhood eboy I don't know much about that, but I understand the concept.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

it's a real bitch

o-o

no i am boss now

its a song

You guys are all my friends now

I know

ALL OF YOU

but I'm still your boss

prove it

now give me your weed @Thresh

I AM FRIENDS WITH A MARKURRITO

YEA

you dont want it

YAY

its useless

I LIKE YOUR USERNAME

I CALL YOU MARKU

IT'S CUTE

well give me your moonshine

THANKS

im drinking it

so no

*bitch*

EVERYONE PM ME

OKAY

but whai

DONE'

send dicks to his twitter

my ex is called wai

waiwhakaata

that doesn't sound like bork to me

no

she isnt my ex

I want food but people are downstairs

*cries*

SAME

Flush them out

also the only things I can taste are sweets and really really hot things

get the flame thrower

thanks seasonal allergies

go down there

and make a sammie wich

and then go up to your room

and eat said sammie wich

there's your solution friend

oml

Hey sup heylo

hello

back to studying

Hello

I failed mu test

;-;

Its okie

all that studying tho

*Virtual hug*

I got 69% in science

F

banned @Deleted User

Oh

Wgat

Wyatt

???

Banhammer

Ok gtg

aw

Hey

hi

do you want to be best friends?

No lol

<:feels:280645240572870656>

Im not feeling well

neither am I

after you broke my heart

<:feels:280645240572870656> 🔫

lol

@Repzion My boyfriend says you can't please a man

😮

😮 🍆

Why r u guys so mean to him? 😂

'cause they're jerks

It was my boyfriend who said it not me

No but the constant roast of his pics? 😆

Repzion can please me

😩😩💦💦

@Repzion He also said you can't please a woman either 😂😂😂😂

His work is half effort just like his peepee

Well then mark! 😂

Lolololllll

Damn is this a roast Dano session?

I love Dan

SJ392-LO920-HHKQ1

I like Dan's work its just funny to me to roast him

what's up guys

Too lazy to input that

Whatever it is

If you like 50 banhammers on this comment ill get banned

I like getting roasted cuz I know it's true lol

Everywhere is the roast Dan section

Lmao