I've peed in the shower multiple times (I know it's insanitary but who cares)

actually it isnt

saem

Ya it can be beneficial

I usually perfrom a cum shot at the full moon to bless my children

its sterile and can treat certain bacteria on the feet

that was the excuse other girls would use at my boarding school at least

Yeah pee is def sterile

at boarding school they limited us to 7 minute showers to save water

so i suggested two girls in a shower at once to really save water

they wouldnt listen to me...

>.<

Lol

BRB--tea, then zombies.

G'night peeps!

Goodnight

i gotta get new drawing pencils tomorrow.

mostly H's

dunno if anyone in here sketches

I draw dicks every now and then

eh, so do i

o nic

real veiny ones

hot

o dayum

the veins seem to really make people uncomfortable.

Hey lola

hihi

Can you tell me ur experience with keto diet sentri told me u do it

oh sure...lemme brb real quick and i will

Im doing a research lol

Yayy tnx

keto diet?

Rollin, vc with us

Yeah high fat diet

ooo tell me more.

o my

My body diets for me.

Skinny 4 lyfe

Type in yt jason wittrock he explains it great

Me and Seb have natural abs

Im a lazy cunt anyway

aight i will.. i need to shred a couple pounds

I earned my abs by clentching my abdomen when masterbating and being half black.

Nice nice

i need that summa body.

saem

I should lift

Even out my biceps

I used to lift.

Same

I never have the time anymore.

i need to hit the gym again.. but i lack motivation.. i got too comfy with the lazy life.

Saem

I could lift

But fuck it

but fuck it .. ima eat this pizza.... jkjk

@Sebastian Lawe priorities

vex motivate me

My priorities are working on mah video game.

Yeah but u can workout for 45 minutes a day

Its just 45 min

tru tru

Drink heaps of protein shakes and get fucken jacked

Roid it up

or just jack it

Nah, 45 minutes is 45 minutes not working on my game, or learning Spanish.

I use my left

I gotta get my huge arms in check

Cool story bro

Thanks ❤

bulletproof coffee=coconut oil, grass fed butter, black coffee, stevia or natural sweetener

Debating on streaming my game dev work.

kool

Show everyone your mad programming skills in 144FPS

Youtube caps at 60 😛

gay

LEt's make 144hz common so they raise it

Fuck caps amirite

Anyone here grow weed

Nah I dont

Used to tho

4 grams for 70?

I got no drugzz ese

K

This chat useless now

Ya

What

I hypothetically might have long qgo

4 grams of what

If it's mids, you're insane

ok ew i hate hearing people eat.

Saem

i am white

Saem

for now...

Saem...

smae

please tell me the noise is over?

Which noise?

dex eating

it was but im going to work out again

Are you going to win?

or science project...ima take these muscle relaxers and see if when they kick in i can no longer do the elliptical

so much win

ER

er

noice

i cut my own hair....

but it was a success

My mommy cuts my hair still.

i got a fucking perm when i was 10

>.<

I hear perms are horrid experiences.

i dont remember.

alright...gym time.

Have fun

hello ^^

Anyone want to play Rainbow Six?

I have it for PC.....

PC MASTER RACE

^

^

Hi.. lol

i ALMOST want to share a pic of me high

since i dont really smoke like most of you guys.

its teh funneh

Dooo it

^^^

Why is everyone here a sex addict and stoner and shit

because tits and dicks are fun

Cause why not

All good anyway

Keep it real

i dont think people are sex addicts...i think they are repressed.

here.

Dex is addicted to fap

ok...he's REALLY repressed.

did i just type that?

Ye

i want to donate my excess tits.

*slurping noises*

i dont want 'em

rood

??

jk I'm just being dumb ignore me

they get in my way.

yeah I have some lady friends with really insane boob problems

like 36HH+

oye

i like other female's boobs...just not mine

Saem

Basically you know you're too much when it's hard to shop for bras that aren't custom tailored for ya

i can buy bras easily...i just dont enjoy wearing them

That's where I was going with that

lol

there was a girl i went to school with that had obnoxiously large tits. me and my friend wore her bra as a hat...we were immature...but allowed.

o dang

yeah that's basically the gist of it

made a great hat...buddy system hat.

lolol

just strap it

dildoes

is it weird that i'm turned on?

rekt

O

Does anyone play gta 5 for PC?

dis guy rite here

do i keep hearing my name??

i do, but i'm to ill to play

@JusMojo

Ah cool. Thats literally one of the only games I play right now in terms of any game lol

i balance a lot of games

Wish I could. My attention span for games kind of died out years ago lol.

Forget snow. Id run onto a damn wall 😂

Into.*

Imagine driving on vegas. So many damn people drive like old geezers.

One drop of rain everyone goes fckn crazy

I get to have a cavity filled soon, yay

XD good luck

Fml

its worse

I hate the shot you have to get for it

yep I know the feel I have two fillings in my teeth

I'm hoping it won't be as bad since it's in the back of my mouth

At least that's what I'm telling myself to try and feel better about it

I wont burst your bubble then carry on

Wish I didn't have to come so early for it

8 am was the only appointment they had left for today

But at least I can do stuff this afternoon

Eh

Now my mouth is numb

I saw that @Castlekiller

What? XD

That's what she said

@Valkyrie you home?

Yes

I'm going to get on my laptop soon

6 tiddies

sweet. i wanna hear you try to talk

My mouth isn't that numb XD

Oooooooh Ruby are you a brownie?

i can hope

<//< maybe

It's gone away a lot by now

I think you're a dang darn brownie you are

a little. why?

I used to work as a sound tech on Ponycon Au

ooooh

Actually, I was head of musical instruments and hung out with the voice actors

It felt so fucking weird when I tried to put chapstick on after since part of my lip was numb

oh my gawd that sounds awesome

We were standing backstage with Andrea Libman, and we said we had to sneak her out before the rest of the crowd saw her

And she said in Pinkie's voice "YEAH FUCK EM!"

XD

Nice

oh my gawd that sounds soo cool

Also talked to Ashley Ball for a bit too

Andrea's got a bit more of an ego. Ashley's really down to earth and happy to chill with people that aren't fucking autismos.

Which, sadly, there's a lot of at conventions

XD yeah. bronies are..... not ganna say it

CANCER

yes

yes we are

kek

Nah, it was pretty good while all that shit lasted

But I still love you Jack

Even if there is a small bit of cancer in you

small bit??

my art class. after two years with me.... let's just say there isn't anything "normal" left of them

The group I used to hang out with were pretty good. They weren't full on autismo and they were a lot of fun to be around. Problem is that the community got pretty cancerous pretty quick and it didn't last

@Castlekiller did you go in that room because I said cancer? Or was it just a coincidence? XD

Coincidence

Pure Coincidence

well. i wouldn't consider myself a 100% borny like i was. i haven't watched the show sicne season 4

so yeah

Nah fair enough

I only really watch the show when I'm pissed

XD i see that

But it was good fun to watch the premier every week fuckin shitfaced

XD

Tracer isn't really gay or straight. none of the Overwatch characters are. because they aren't real. you are free to assign whatever gender, sexual identity, or fetish you want. they cannot stop you because they aren't real. they don't get to make the choice on what they are. because they are made up. it's an exercise in social engineering to play with your feeble darkened minds.

Ayyyy

Snitches Get Stitches And End Up In Ditches For Being Bitches...

Nah

Snitches get Flatscreen TVs

Fucken Marmaduke

Hey Sentri

Good morning

Mornin

I'm awaaak

Hehe