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Howdy
Hey guys I have a serious question About a channel idea
That I would like peopleโs opinions on
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itโs a penis
With three balls
there
Itโs a penis with the tip cut off
I dunno why Iโd inform her tbh
Seems a bit weird
hi I'm daddy
weird
*I said I'm daddy*
And I said
*weird*
I'm tipsy hi
Had a peach smoothie with overripe peaches
smidge of lemon
and some vodka
youโve had one drink?
I donโt drink lol
Like anything
Iโm very dehydrated
Gingers donโt need water to survive
Youโre right
Shhh I'm lightweight
They get everything they need from the sun
Less right
Like a potato plant!
How the fuck do you get drunk form one drink
I didnt say drunk
I said
*Tipsy*
Arenโt gingers supposed to burn up in the sun immediately?
eat my ass
even that
Lol Iโm a half ginger
Not my fault I'm not an alcoholic like you feggit
I was bitten by a ginger and my hair got a little redder
I have ginger stubble
lol ginger
Lol I was a super blonde kid until high school
my hair is like dark blonde tho
Howโd that happen then
WHAT
idk man
@Farunel I'm also a light weight
Iโm telling you I was bitten by a ginger
I drink like
once every 2 months
lol
.. Or 3... or 5
who knows
I would drink but alcohol is fucking disgusting to me lol
Couldnt taste the vodka through all the peaaaches
My friends have told me stories about when I was drink
Drunk
hmm
I've only gotten drunk like twice
One time,I broke a glass, cried for 20 minutes, then passed out
Big oof
both times i was playing teso and doing cyrodiikl
Whyโd you break a glass
Cyrodiiiiil
Wait no that was one of them
For the patriarchy
The other I was playing with someone from TESO on WoW
I accidentally nudged it off the counter
*He got all weird and emotional and it got awkward fast*
๐
I miss playing online games with friends
It got awkward cause I dont know how to comfort people when they're upset
LOL
Playing wow drunk is the Best
*We were in the troll starting zone*
Usually I'm not an emotional drunk though
I'm a giggly drunk
Awe
youโre like that all the time you sad case
My friend was puking in discord the other night while I was laughing hysterically
We decided to drink and play stick fightl ol
Usually I'm a sleepy drunk
Woah
:<
The worst kind of drunk
๐๐๐๐
My friend from the other day is also a giggly drunk
So it works out gr8
Iโm a violent drunk
I beat my girlfriend
No๐ซ
Bruuuuhhhh
Rude smh
Don't hit gorls or drink๐ค
LOL no you aren't
You get all fucking weird when drunk
I get fuckcing discord messages
"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
"KAAAAAAAAAAAT"
ok whatever
LOL
I hug people when Iโm drunk
And kiss then
"I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TOOOO"
Itโs weird
If guys had periods they'd always b drunk
It'll be like 4am and I'm sleeping and wake up to that shit lol
Iโve never said that
YES YOU HAVE
I get huggy too
no way
Yeah itโs weird
Idk the exact wording so idk if I can find it
Iโm not like that usually
Smh hugs r nice
I get super embarrassing
My ex cries when he's drunk
just rewatched the pain olympics๐
I have been known to rest my head on my friend's boobs while drunk
Thatโs fake
Oh yeah I grabbed my mates dick once
Oliver is your profile a fucking human creeper from minecraft
is your profile picture a fucking shark from the ocean
his name is Steve
LOL
MOG08/11/2018
lol
lolollolil
I haf 2
Master bate
Trying to dig through messages rn why
isnโt it from that person on tik tok
๐ค
I think it literally is
๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฑ
O it's wut u do to me :<
had to wash my hands
...
I hate it when you cover a sneeze and sneeze chunks
I'm still sick
๐ฉ
thatโs disgusting
Eeww
<:reggie:230938379477319690>
yeah
it is
It made me sad
Had to go wash me hands
did sum1 type the lyrics to hey there delilah or am i goin crazy
Eat those chunks tho to boost ur immune system
itโs 4:22am iโm so out of it
Think I'll pass
๐
Rip it on ur pant leg
hi andrew PERIODT.
I washed my hands cause I'm not a dirty hillbilly like you
oh he stopped typing
I ain't dirty >:/
Youโre literally a hillbilly kat
I was talking to lewis lol
HOW
U live In a caravan
Ooooooo
hillbillies are weird like you
No I'm a dirty hippy
there's a difference
i miss craig whoโs name isnโt actually craig
Take a shower
I took a shower this morning
Kat doesnโt shower
*I love my bedhead shampooooo*
What about tonight
ew
Ain't about drying my hair out like that bro
Smh u go out into the world everyday u need to get that nasty world off of u at night
I donโt think kat dose tbh
I went out to eat with my family today lel
.... then went back home
Going camping tomorrow tho
lol
>:| go shower
Yeah no
I knew someone who did legit shower twice a day though
Some weird shit
Me
ew
It feels nice tbh
I shower once a day
I shower every other day. Cat bathes on off days
... *Kat bathes... Heh... heheh...*
Nasties
If I shower everyday I get crusty
my skin gets dry
And my hair gets brittle af
Ur body needs to be cleaned Nd exfoliate smh
Not ur hair
Just ur body
Not everyday
LOL
fkn weirdos
showering everyday strips away the healthy oils in ur hair and skin and can lead to damage
Smh
I shower every other day
I break out when I shower too much
My skin's naturally dry
Well if itโs hot yeah
Now if I've been out hiking then I shower
Not sleeping in all my sweat
Hadn't happened to me
if you're not drenched in sweat everday i dont see why you would need to shower everyday imma be honest
Well everyone's skin is different lol
I ain't no sweatyboi
It's hot out too tbh
I'm a swaty gorl๐ค
Sweaty
sweatyboi
lol
Sweety
It's like
Gorl
92f here
34c for all you metric fags
Yikes
Good night
Noight
๐ง
D
get rekt
๐ง
๐ง
i have big puci
I have a big cock
show
You dont want to see my cock? ๐ญ
dm incoming
Nice
good evening
No
ONISION WANTS TO SEE MY HARD FAT COCK
bro
mochi ๐ฉ
Iโm gonna rip onision a new butthole
noice
Hi angry marine
Hello
R u a marine
No
Ok
it's from a game warhammer 40k
Oh
Yeah there's a thing called space marines in it
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