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2018-05-22 17:33:05 UTC

SCREAMS IM COMING

2018-05-22 18:07:51 UTC

Hey what's happening folks?

2018-05-22 18:17:05 UTC

stop trying to prove the existence of god

2018-05-22 18:18:06 UTC

god isnt a physical thing you can observe

2018-05-22 18:19:03 UTC

god exists through people's faith

2018-05-22 18:21:27 UTC

what about something like math

2018-05-22 18:21:34 UTC

it isnt something that physically exists

2018-05-22 18:21:36 UTC

its a concept

2018-05-22 18:22:03 UTC

but its principles and ideas affect real life

2018-05-22 18:22:08 UTC

so its real

2018-05-22 18:23:23 UTC

@nah โ›“ Tell it like it is

2018-05-22 18:23:32 UTC

๐Ÿ’…

2018-05-22 18:25:10 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ praise

2018-05-22 18:25:27 UTC

```
My existence is a momentary lapse of reason
```

2018-05-22 18:41:08 UTC

But thatโ€™s not true

2018-05-22 18:41:51 UTC

Thatโ€™s suggesting everyone is the same which isnโ€™t true

2018-05-22 18:42:06 UTC

There are people who are objectively greater than others

2018-05-22 18:42:44 UTC

Iโ€™m probably taking that out of context

2018-05-22 19:12:01 UTC

Hellur

2018-05-22 19:26:34 UTC

I LOVE TAKING A GOOD POOP

2018-05-22 19:37:35 UTC

```
Hi there!
I love you, all!
Have a nice day, everyone!
```

2018-05-22 19:42:35 UTC

*person at oncologist*

2018-05-22 19:42:55 UTC

doctor: so want to hear a cancer joke?

2018-05-22 19:43:03 UTC

patient: sure

2018-05-22 19:43:14 UTC

doctor: so how was it?

2018-05-22 19:43:23 UTC

patient: ?

2018-05-22 19:43:52 UTC

doctor: the joke, do you want to hear the cancer joke?

2018-05-22 19:44:00 UTC

patient: i dont get it

2018-05-22 19:44:10 UTC

doctor: these lab results say otherwise

2018-05-22 19:44:17 UTC

๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป

2018-05-22 19:44:27 UTC

why you do this

2018-05-22 19:44:29 UTC

srry for shitty joke

2018-05-22 19:46:34 UTC

@MySatellite could you come into VC

2018-05-22 19:46:38 UTC

need to unumute you

2018-05-22 19:47:42 UTC

โค

2018-05-22 19:47:59 UTC

$

2018-05-22 19:47:59 UTC

$

2018-05-22 19:48:15 UTC

ZOMG IT'S BLAUNDEEBAE @Blaundee

2018-05-22 19:49:13 UTC

ZOMFG ITS GRAEBAE @Grayzilla โค

2018-05-22 19:49:21 UTC

DID YOU WISH LITTLE SISTER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!?

2018-05-22 19:49:47 UTC

NOT YET

2018-05-22 19:50:05 UTC

@nubbie HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB SISTER I LOVE YOU FOREVER

2018-05-22 19:55:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/448574558258331658/zEFBrvt.png

2018-05-22 19:56:08 UTC

I want udon

2018-05-22 20:02:14 UTC

i am constantly craving asian food

2018-05-22 20:08:19 UTC

I'm kind of sick of it

2018-05-22 20:08:36 UTC

I live in what has become a tiny china/korea town

2018-05-22 20:12:35 UTC

THANK YOUUUU

2018-05-22 20:12:40 UTC

BIG SIS @Grayzilla

2018-05-22 20:33:14 UTC

๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿ’œ โค

2018-05-22 20:42:18 UTC

hearts

2018-05-22 23:38:01 UTC

@Blaundee new death grips bangs

2018-05-22 23:38:12 UTC

WAYYYY AHEAD OF YOU lol

2018-05-22 23:39:12 UTC

Also, if ever I'm in NYC, I'll treat you to Katz Deli @nah โ›“

2018-05-22 23:46:18 UTC

hell yeah

2018-05-23 00:16:06 UTC

No, I'm not defending German technical superiorty, I'm stating the fucking obvious!

2018-05-23 00:16:34 UTC

The Tiger is superior to all American and Russian tanks in single combat!

2018-05-23 00:24:07 UTC

Too bad there was only like

2018-05-23 00:24:13 UTC

10 of them

2018-05-23 01:28:06 UTC

CoD is bad

2018-05-23 01:38:20 UTC

Bad opinion

2018-05-23 01:38:57 UTC

No it's pretty bad

2018-05-23 01:39:59 UTC

No I say that because it's bad

2018-05-23 01:40:11 UTC

The shooting mechanics and gameplay are awful compared to actually good FPS games

2018-05-23 01:41:37 UTC

Not really

2018-05-23 01:41:59 UTC

It's pretty cliche and repetitive

2018-05-23 01:42:16 UTC

Cod created the cliche lmao

2018-05-23 01:42:31 UTC

>he played mw for the stealth missions

2018-05-23 01:42:42 UTC

ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED FOR TOMORROW?

2018-05-23 01:42:47 UTC

Those were the worst part of mw

2018-05-23 01:43:00 UTC

Youโ€™re just waiting around for the npcs to do everything for you

2018-05-23 01:44:00 UTC

oh by the way can I have $15 more I wanna buy a lego game @Hyrulean Paladin

2018-05-23 01:44:49 UTC

but I really want a lego game ๐Ÿ˜ข

2018-05-23 01:45:10 UTC

I do have one and the pay is shit

2018-05-23 01:45:27 UTC

or rather it's only one day a week so I don't make anything

2018-05-23 01:47:08 UTC

I wanna save up for a new TV and just that is blowing like almost half of what I'll make within the 5 months it lasts

2018-05-23 01:50:33 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

2018-05-23 02:02:32 UTC

dumbasses talking about a culture of violence in media and society but get triggered when you mention video games

2018-05-23 02:02:57 UTC

*all this shit counts but not that one thing that is very much included*

2018-05-23 02:03:22 UTC

i aint saying video games causing anything but god its fuckin retarded

2018-05-23 02:09:00 UTC

mmmmm that was a good brownie mmm

2018-05-23 02:12:15 UTC

Yo mum gey

2018-05-23 02:27:24 UTC

y o u a r e a l l g a y y y

2018-05-23 02:27:39 UTC

Wanker

2018-05-23 02:43:56 UTC

jokes on u, ur a gay

2018-05-23 02:44:00 UTC

kek

2018-05-23 02:50:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/448679054141292544/cmonow.gif

2018-05-23 03:10:47 UTC

JEEFFFFFF

2018-05-23 03:44:53 UTC

@nubbie Where's your eyebrows ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-05-23 03:45:26 UTC

jokes been made over 100x by me smh come back when u have an original joke

2018-05-23 03:45:32 UTC

literally dont have any

2018-05-23 03:47:29 UTC

sort of like how you don't have any eyebrows

2018-05-23 03:53:19 UTC

thats literally what I just said

2018-05-23 03:53:20 UTC

smh

2018-05-23 03:53:22 UTC

nvm

2018-05-23 04:20:57 UTC

It's okay @nubbie I have too much eyebrow lol

2018-05-23 05:40:36 UTC

@EternalDarkWolf good job bro

2018-05-23 05:40:44 UTC

๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘

2018-05-23 05:40:57 UTC

>.>

2018-05-23 05:41:18 UTC

Posting text faces is so gay

2018-05-23 05:41:27 UTC

>_<

2018-05-23 05:41:34 UTC

T~T

2018-05-23 05:41:37 UTC

8=D

2018-05-23 05:41:39 UTC

*"waifu"*

2018-05-23 05:41:49 UTC

XD

2018-05-23 05:41:54 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-05-23 05:41:59 UTC

.O.

2018-05-23 05:42:00 UTC

@EternalDarkWolf Did you unblock me

2018-05-23 05:42:13 UTC

Don't do it

2018-05-23 05:42:31 UTC

okay i wont unblock him

2018-05-23 05:42:42 UTC

Lol

2018-05-23 05:42:48 UTC

Lool, riiip

2018-05-23 05:42:55 UTC

@Wrds Come on I just want to be friends with him

2018-05-23 05:42:59 UTC

Thot pocket u ded maate

2018-05-23 05:43:08 UTC

Friends eventually betray you

2018-05-23 05:43:17 UTC

Better off without em

2018-05-23 05:43:31 UTC

^

2018-05-23 05:43:36 UTC

Edgy

2018-05-23 05:43:40 UTC

Can you copy and paste my message to him

2018-05-23 05:43:43 UTC

Here it is

2018-05-23 05:43:53 UTC

Eggy

2018-05-23 05:43:53 UTC

No

2018-05-23 05:44:06 UTC

๐Ÿ•ท man โ˜  in infinity war

2018-05-23 05:44:08 UTC

Eggs for breakfast

2018-05-23 05:44:16 UTC

You can still see blocked messages

2018-05-23 05:44:47 UTC

Blocking people does jack shit

2018-05-23 05:44:55 UTC

Hey wolf how was infinity war

2018-05-23 06:25:06 UTC

Yeah, I found out that blocking doesn't hide messages from people the hard way some time ago...

2018-05-23 06:25:15 UTC

Not very helpful...

2018-05-23 06:59:33 UTC

oof

2018-05-23 12:09:42 UTC

1 Blocked Message

2018-05-23 14:23:48 UTC

He blocked me over some stupid shit

2018-05-23 14:48:09 UTC

No

2018-05-23 14:48:11 UTC

Blocked

2018-05-23 14:48:16 UTC

Fadge

2018-05-23 15:40:22 UTC

Harambe's death day is coming up this memorial day

2018-05-23 16:06:32 UTC

"wow funne haha I made joke about dead gorilla xdxdxd pls like and subscribe to my channel i so original!!!!!!!1111"

2018-05-23 17:16:07 UTC

You mimicking him is more autistic than what he said

2018-05-23 17:29:46 UTC

that was the point

2018-05-23 17:29:53 UTC

```
Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?
```

2018-05-23 19:13:49 UTC

3896176 join my kahoot

2018-05-23 19:52:11 UTC

\_\./:

2018-05-23 20:01:50 UTC

yes

2018-05-23 20:01:51 UTC

who r u

2018-05-23 20:02:07 UTC

poopiefield five

2018-05-23 20:02:09 UTC

why do i need to know this?

2018-05-23 20:02:14 UTC

jk

2018-05-23 20:02:24 UTC

Hopefully battlefield will have a single player campaign

2018-05-23 20:02:29 UTC

I saw a strong independant womyn on the teaser

2018-05-23 20:02:29 UTC

bf1 was good

2018-05-23 20:02:55 UTC

but its ea

2018-05-23 20:03:03 UTC

so...

2018-05-23 20:03:07 UTC

Let's hope for the best <:aeroPray:387398514680004618>

2018-05-23 20:03:10 UTC

ea is the publisher

2018-05-23 20:03:13 UTC

i know

2018-05-23 20:03:15 UTC

Crafty nigger

2018-05-23 20:03:26 UTC

they own the dev

2018-05-23 20:03:33 UTC

ea published so its guarranteed game of the century

2018-05-23 20:03:44 UTC

Lul

2018-05-23 20:04:06 UTC

trayvon noah isn't funny

2018-05-23 20:04:39 UTC

loot box

2018-05-23 20:04:56 UTC

I am not looking forward with BFV due to pay to win lootboxes

2018-05-23 20:04:56 UTC

ea doesnt care what governments say

2018-05-23 20:04:57 UTC

can't wait for the hitler moustache dlc

2018-05-23 20:05:30 UTC

US Vs Japan expansion pack

2018-05-23 20:05:42 UTC

@Bootista shut up faggot.

2018-05-23 20:06:27 UTC

โ€œEhh why ping? who ping??โ€

2018-05-23 20:06:33 UTC

thats racist

2018-05-23 20:06:38 UTC

No one fucking pings you retard

2018-05-23 20:06:50 UTC

Itโ€™s always an @ everyone

2018-05-23 20:06:51 UTC

Pinging people is racist

2018-05-23 20:07:00 UTC

Fucking dipshit

2018-05-23 20:07:29 UTC

For u then

2018-05-23 20:07:49 UTC

battlefield 1943 for xbox was good

2018-05-23 20:09:00 UTC

emphasis on was

2018-05-23 20:09:43 UTC

woah everyone got @ 'd

2018-05-23 20:09:58 UTC

your moms F@

2018-05-23 20:10:20 UTC

woah

2018-05-23 20:11:36 UTC

fuck man

2018-05-23 20:11:51 UTC

Bad company my dude

2018-05-23 20:12:01 UTC

bad company 2

2018-05-23 20:12:03 UTC

el smosh approved

2018-05-23 20:12:06 UTC

more like bad company poo

2018-05-23 20:12:23 UTC

What is man scraping

2018-05-23 20:12:40 UTC

cleaning the smegma from your foreskin

2018-05-23 20:12:47 UTC

Oh ok

2018-05-23 20:12:53 UTC

Sounds epic

2018-05-23 20:13:05 UTC

Ehhh

2018-05-23 20:13:12 UTC

I clean my foreskin monthly

2018-05-23 20:13:17 UTC

so I get a nice buildup

2018-05-23 20:13:20 UTC

โ€œWhO pINg???!??!!โ€

2018-05-23 20:13:41 UTC

I make candles out of my smegma

2018-05-23 20:13:48 UTC

@Bootista Suck my dick

2018-05-23 20:13:55 UTC

like shrek does with his earwax

2018-05-23 20:14:34 UTC

nO u

2018-05-23 20:14:37 UTC

thats why they call me smega man

2018-05-23 20:14:41 UTC

Shut up fag

2018-05-23 20:14:51 UTC

ok

2018-05-23 20:15:05 UTC

not talk about u :/

2018-05-23 20:15:21 UTC

k sure

2018-05-23 20:15:49 UTC

delish

2018-05-23 20:16:20 UTC

oof woah

2018-05-23 20:16:37 UTC

๐Ÿคฉ

2018-05-23 20:16:49 UTC

Do you inflate your foreskin like a balloon?

2018-05-23 20:17:39 UTC

nice

2018-05-23 20:17:40 UTC

same

2018-05-23 20:17:59 UTC

uncut is gross.

2018-05-23 20:18:04 UTC

yes

2018-05-23 20:18:11 UTC

not being mutilated at birth is so gross

2018-05-23 20:18:12 UTC

Smelly

2018-05-23 20:18:55 UTC

circumcised penises are cleaned after the procedure by a rabbis mouth

2018-05-23 20:19:15 UTC

yes

2018-05-23 20:19:25 UTC

Yeh I guess

2018-05-23 20:19:28 UTC

It is

2018-05-23 20:19:32 UTC

But like

2018-05-23 20:19:39 UTC

Dude

2018-05-23 20:19:51 UTC

Oh no, its Crafty

2018-05-23 20:20:03 UTC

we should also surgically invert baby scrotums

2018-05-23 20:20:56 UTC

lets also sew shut baby anuses so they are cleaner

2018-05-23 20:21:17 UTC

just make them poo into a bag

2018-05-23 20:21:20 UTC

its cleaner

2018-05-23 20:21:27 UTC

so therefore it's a good idea

2018-05-23 20:21:44 UTC

I have so much 4skin

2018-05-23 20:22:18 UTC

and americans

2018-05-23 20:22:25 UTC

my 4skin is like

2018-05-23 20:22:40 UTC

2 inches long

2018-05-23 20:22:43 UTC

nice

2018-05-23 20:22:58 UTC

HEY

2018-05-23 20:23:06 UTC
2018-05-23 20:23:24 UTC

its ok

2018-05-23 20:23:25 UTC

nono

2018-05-23 20:23:30 UTC

The pfp

2018-05-23 20:23:32 UTC

Bro

2018-05-23 20:24:15 UTC

That was probably the best youโ€™d ever get and youd fucking changed it

2018-05-23 20:24:22 UTC

Iโ€™m offended

2018-05-23 20:24:35 UTC

same

2018-05-23 20:26:37 UTC

no

2018-05-23 20:26:45 UTC

truth is fake

2018-05-23 20:26:46 UTC

Iโ€™m talking about the one you had

2018-05-23 20:26:55 UTC

And then got rid of

2018-05-23 20:27:23 UTC

!!

2018-05-23 20:27:34 UTC

so did your mom

2018-05-23 20:27:42 UTC

uuuhg *how could you*

2018-05-23 20:27:57 UTC

never gets old..

2018-05-23 20:28:09 UTC

@Hyrulean Paladin how old are you?

2018-05-23 20:28:21 UTC

woah

2018-05-23 20:28:22 UTC

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