yes!

im still muted ;-;

*muted

mued is better

woba

Woba Fett

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mayhaps

mayhaps not

who can truly say

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are you a really angry marine

nah

or yes

i can't remeber any more

so many personas to take care of

😩

Video on how to cut your legs.

Video on how to cut your legs.

Video on how to cut your legs.

Video on how to cut your legs.

wut?

Have you ever questioned the nature

yes

Like realllly thought about it

yes

^^vv <><>BAStart

interesting

Thank you

yes

doing a 50 dollar giveaway at twitch.tv/professorban

gay

When you are trying to impress the ladies.

Oof

Someone’s having a bad day

rip lol

Hey

Um

Guys

I have

Um

A question

Hello

Anyone here

hey

Yeah

Umm

Are you straight?

I don't mean to blow anything out of proportion

But I just had my first pubic grow

okay then..

And I kind of felt the testosterone roaring through my body

And yes

I saw this one girl

And this was actually a while back

About 5 years

odd.

And I thought she was cute

And I was like an outcast

how old are you?

did you fuck

I'm 19

Wait memed

So my class asked me to join the WhatsApp chat

So first thing I do is like text her

And you like we kinda were flirting

Like and me being the stalker I am

Was just checking if she was truthful

And she was

So I played the game on for a week

Then we started doing shit together

Like homework

And yeah... She sucked at maths

So she kinda apologized

And I was no problem

You're a great help otherwise

And then I told her that I wanna nail her

I mean that I have a strong emotional attachment to her

And then she started to trust me more

And I trusted hers

She told me about her problems

And I told her about mine

Then it suddenly stopped

And I started getting max

Mad

You know

Like

She started just rejecting me

I mean maybe it wasn't to smart to send her an audio of beating up my parents

Or even saying I'd shoot up my school with a nerf gun

But you know

She snitched it all to the teachers

We never spoke a word

And surprisingly I got expelled

Now I live on the road

Or inside the restroom of McDonald's

And I'm still texting her everyday

Telling her I love her

why u telling it on here tho

what an enthralling tale

^

You know I just need someone

To give me emotional support

And I feel if I call the suicide service

They are gonna put me back in the asylum

u were in an asylum?

For a short period of time

if this is all true cut ties and move on.

Till I broke free

No I didn't break free

I was released

Because I'm an award winning actor

But anyways

whats your name

c x

Nini_nicki

real life name

That's what they call m

Me

Nikolas cruz

Jk

(x) doubt

Nini_nicki with the mini dicki

My name doesn't

Matter

I relinquished it

Left it behind

Eversince these kids started bullying me

And they were the most orthodox

The reverends favorite

ok im outta here

you should be a book writer

Shut up and go away

Daniel

Suck my mini dicki

I'll roast you like my sisters Guinea piggie

Bruh, you look more fat than to be a skinny kiddie

I'm bringing the bars

But anyways guysss

Can anyone support me emotionally

what an elaborate troll

I'm not trolling

🤷

I just can't tell the unclouded truth

But I'll go

If you wish so

I'm schizo

I'll go hallucinate of me and her

In a little 18 square meters flat

With a bedroom

A kitchen

A tv

A table

A couch

And a music studio

And a ranch

odd.

I see I missed crazy

yes indeed

I'm so excited

I'm getting a doggo

wtf

why did they add detailed league stats to profiles

cause they're cool

Oof

oof

foo

who wants to be best friends

too much commitment

oh oh oh me me me

yay!, a new best friend

@JMSerebii

Chicken Wing with or without bones?

@memed Hey memed I'll be your best friend

Cheat on her

What the fuck happened here

nnnn mangos

We need to invent banangos

Mangos with banana peels to experience heaven without the hassle

Interesting

I'm like a banana

Because I peel nothing but pain

edgy

Everyone I don't like is edgy

don

Don't hate yourself, that's not healthy.

too late

@Farunel what

What

yes

Were you trying to make a joke @Farunel

Was I?

I don't know

I can't really tell because it's not funny

do you want a full synopsis

You know what I want

The d?

Nah not really

tfw you wake up from a 6.5 hour nap

Fucking rip

look

i made Vanilla caramel lattes want one?

plz

tfw you wake up from a 5 hour 21 minute and 33 second nap

h

h

No you can't do it

I just did it

Well ur goin to hell

Just like the rest of us

Oof

@33

🖕

r00d

He was r00d 2 me first tho

2 wrongs don't make a right..

jk that's gay shit

Das rite

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These violent delights have violent ends
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Okay then

I fully respect the hair game

Fight me

@Deleted User

ok

stop this

Gayzilla

Leave my Royal Chef alone

What

You rang?

Rang?

Gayzilla

ranga

^

Iss my name

Ohh

U gaylol

you ranga

Wowrude

Uginger?🤔

Nah

Gay af

But you don't have to out me like that

Ohsoffy

Sorry*

soffy

Fuck passing out