does anyone wanna play pubg

my friend fucking bailed

GUYS A VAGANKLE IS ALMOST 300$

I have bought the vagankle and im attaching it to my cyborg bj robot

I love my bunny

Is that the one that ate dirt?

Yes

Adorable.

I have a puppy that masturbates multiple times a day. He's still somehow cute.

☹️

wtf

I shall add a photo of this pup.

Yea. His balls haven't even dropped. He's been doing it since he was like less than 30 weeks.

Because it probably feels good

Human infants masturbate too

i have never heard of a dog jerkin it

Lol

i have learned so much today

Yup. My pup is a chronic masturbator.

same

He's in pics-gifs-videos

chat ded

pls rev

Someone call lazurus.

Or however tf it's spelled

who is that

Uh I'm mostly referencing the character from Evolve, he had a gauntlet that could revive dead teammates and monsters.

i used to play that game

Turtle rock studios stopped working on it

good

night

all

Nighto

i was about to torrent doom then i found out it has a demo

I'm fat

u r?

Ya I'm fat

same

im suppa skinny

same

wat

wat

u r a big fat sausage

u r a big fat sausage

My clothes don't fit me any more.

i am

u are

Ya

get new clothes

I was a size 00

Last year

Now I am 8

But clothes are hecka expensive

i know

i hate that

I'd rather buy more anime

no

oh no

bye

1v1 me mario kart @Grayzilla

I don't have a wii

Or a switch

it doesnt have to be on wii

or switch

O

Fight me then

ok

Now instruct me how to fight you

Cause I have no idea what I am doing

buy a plan ticket to connecticut

walk to my house from the airport

Alright i have family there

and 1v1 me mario kart on my 55 inch tv

u pick the courses

Let's fuckin go then. Rainbow road here we go.

which one?

there are 3 on switch

I'll be there in a few months. I have no money and have to walk instead

Ohh shit son.

yup

its close enough

Washington isn't across the country or anything so it should be fine.

OMG

BEST SHORCUT EVER

What Washington to Connecticut?

nono

im playing mario kart and last lap i was about to get 4th place but then last second i used a mushroom to go off course for a shortcut and got first

Nice.

I don't know what to do. My partner is asleep and I am not tired.

lick

there

balls

Nah dude it's too damn hot we are all sweaty and yuck

oh god

i hate sweaty balls thaey are the worst

Right. Like a whole nother level of sweat stank. I'd take sweaty pits over sweaty balls 9/10.

It's gonna be like 88 tomorrow so we are gonna walk to the beach.

i cant wait for my pool to be setup

after playing games with freinds for like 4 hours straight we will be so sweaty but we could all just jump in the pool

hmmmm

Money bags over here with a pool and shit.

now i want a water proof wireless controller

its a small pool

it was like $100 on amazon

We are second story apartment. No pool for us fools.

Instead walk to the beach.

Instead walk to the beach.

you live that close to the beach?

It's like 2 miles

And it's a tiny beach.

I stayed at a place that was like a couple hundred feet from a nice beach for a week last summer

Nice. Being close to an ocean is nice. Except for the seagulls screaming all the time.

I guess my icon fits more now.

Cause this chat is dead.

why do my farts always stink so much

maybe cause you eat shit food

<:feels:280645240572870656>

Damn

Rude af

i love cheetos

Crunchy or puffy

I like crunchy hot and puffy cheesy.

Personally

Crunchy best kind

my computer can run doom at ultra settings at consistent 60 fps but it cant run cod ghosts at more than 40 fps on mediium settings

My computer is constantly shitting itself when I play doom and I don't know why. Worth it tho, fantastic game.

what graphics card do u have?

i wish i had money

im gonna have to do some work for family so i can buy doom now

I have a gtx 1060

6 gb vram

i have a 1050

Idk it's weird. Everything else runs fine

huh

zz

**WAKE UP FAGGOT**

I'm awake I'm a awake stop yelling at me

Would I get a bacteria infection if I used maple syrup as lube for prostate play?

What

w h a t

RIP chat

I AAAAAAAAAAM REBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!

Ooooh what's that?

Is that a bed?

Tera!

This fuck is speaking in Sinkism

hello everyone

Hai

Chat is almost not dead now

Niiiiiice

If you're wondering why I change my name it's because this is my real name 😄

😏

I have a 1070

And a girlfriend

Sara is the best ❤

why is it so hard to make friends with women?

It's not

Because they always think u want to be GFs with them

Im just guessing youre a wee bit awkward around them

Eeeh

I have female freinds

And its just that

The dick is extremely important to have to be a relatable human being

Women lack one

To make them relatable humans and become friends, just give them the dick

*epic women belong in the kitchen joke*

hungry

The best chefs in world are men

I wonder why

@clippy more i have trust issues with them, and i hate standing next to them bc it sort of crushes my ego

How could standing next to a girl crush your ego

^

"Standing next to tall people gives me tumours"

make me a sandwich bitch

then eat it you Eugenia Cooney lookin ass mf

@Paris insecurities i guess

I can talk to girls just fine unless I like them tbh

i cant talk to anyone very well feelsbad...

girls can be shady asf

How can they be shady

i can be xD

just pretend to like you and then gossip behind your back

okay i dont do that..

thats good then

That is why you talk to the ones that are jerks towards others then if they are not a jerk to you you can tell if they hate you or not

the worst part is if they talk in a negative way about many people to you, chances are they talk about you to other people as well

Just call them out for it if you are friends with them

i dont have any 🙈

Then get some

in progress kappa

@Paris its not that easy

If I have 2 jobs I'll be able to save for a really nice car in a few months

BUT IDK WHAT CAR I WANT

I kinda wanted a Lambo but I'll be broke especially bc of maintenance

HNNNNNNNNNNNGNNGNGNG

Does anyone have a cover letter they don't mind sharing with me?

lol I didn't wear a dress today

people are going to talk

you can't let it stop you from meeting people

i guess i just have to keep them arms length so they have nothing to moan/bitch about

thats with all people and friends

a balance of closeness and distance

its going to be different for almost every friend you have your entire life

I'll stop

wrds

living up to your name I see

lol

I get preachy I can't help it

i've seen people get really really close to their friends like always text each other, work together and not find each other annoying

sometimes that does work

I'm really close to my roommate

i sometimes really need to be alone

same

that's a very common feeling

for introverts. yep

sure

hello

sup dude

me me tired boi

slept in did we

i slept in till noon lol

it is a beautiful sunday to waste in bed

tru. i didnt wanna get up. but i got hungry lol

I slept a couple hours longer than I should have today too

my first day off in a week so couldn't resist

plus I finally broke this futon in and damn is it comfy now

I use to have a futon...... i miss it so much...........................

I'm at Starbucks

like always

ewwww a futon?

ew?

why are they gross

wats wrong with futons!?!?!?

It hurts my back whenever I nap on them

is it just me-

yes-

that just means you got a poopoo futon

you're probably used to softer beds

well I can sleep everywhere

so

probably not a futon

tbh

but otherwise

what

I can sleep everywhere besides a futon

futons are the greatest invention

so like

on top of a giant rock?

probably

on a tree limb?