Now instruct me how to fight you

Cause I have no idea what I am doing

buy a plan ticket to connecticut

walk to my house from the airport

Alright i have family there

and 1v1 me mario kart on my 55 inch tv

u pick the courses

Let's fuckin go then. Rainbow road here we go.

which one?

there are 3 on switch

I'll be there in a few months. I have no money and have to walk instead

Ohh shit son.

yup

its close enough

Washington isn't across the country or anything so it should be fine.

OMG

BEST SHORCUT EVER

What Washington to Connecticut?

nono

im playing mario kart and last lap i was about to get 4th place but then last second i used a mushroom to go off course for a shortcut and got first

Nice.

I don't know what to do. My partner is asleep and I am not tired.

lick

there

balls

Nah dude it's too damn hot we are all sweaty and yuck

oh god

i hate sweaty balls thaey are the worst

Right. Like a whole nother level of sweat stank. I'd take sweaty pits over sweaty balls 9/10.

It's gonna be like 88 tomorrow so we are gonna walk to the beach.

i cant wait for my pool to be setup

after playing games with freinds for like 4 hours straight we will be so sweaty but we could all just jump in the pool

hmmmm

Money bags over here with a pool and shit.

now i want a water proof wireless controller

its a small pool

it was like $100 on amazon

We are second story apartment. No pool for us fools.

Instead walk to the beach.

Instead walk to the beach.

you live that close to the beach?