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2017-04-29 05:50:55 UTC

Don't you mean nobody?

2017-04-29 05:51:02 UTC

Roll credits

2017-04-29 05:51:15 UTC

hide your cucumbers mother fuckers

2017-04-29 05:51:17 UTC

nobody will miss you when you die

2017-04-29 05:51:23 UTC

did you just call me dumb

2017-04-29 05:51:38 UTC

@Danny Fresh thanks Satan I know

2017-04-29 05:52:35 UTC

is it better to go to bed, or stay up and slip further and further away from humanity

2017-04-29 05:52:46 UTC

and into the enternal void that is death

2017-04-29 05:52:48 UTC

The ladder

2017-04-29 05:52:53 UTC

Life sucks

2017-04-29 05:52:59 UTC

existence sucks

2017-04-29 05:53:02 UTC

"Y'all bitches dumb af"

2017-04-29 05:53:10 UTC

"The ladder"

2017-04-29 05:53:19 UTC

i have over 300 confirmed kills

2017-04-29 05:53:31 UTC

Are you mocking me?

2017-04-29 05:53:31 UTC

you missed nobody

2017-04-29 05:53:41 UTC

no I'm calling nobody a dumb fuck

2017-04-29 05:53:47 UTC

I see

2017-04-29 05:53:51 UTC

stop making everything about you Amy, GOSH

2017-04-29 05:54:00 UTC

I'M SORRY

2017-04-29 05:54:02 UTC

Come one, come on, come one, come on, come on, now TOUCH me babe!

2017-04-29 05:54:05 UTC

Негр

2017-04-29 05:54:13 UTC

name jeff

2017-04-29 05:54:19 UTC

Nyeger

2017-04-29 05:54:20 UTC

school shooter lol

2017-04-29 05:54:45 UTC

@Deleted User I'm not in to you, gosh. Leave me alone

2017-04-29 05:55:00 UTC

IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING >///<

2017-04-29 05:55:05 UTC

Amy wants to fuck nobod

2017-04-29 05:55:07 UTC

y

2017-04-29 05:55:24 UTC

This isn't 1980's Conan

2017-04-29 05:55:25 UTC

Remeber that one YouTube channel with that lady who was in love with Eric Harris

2017-04-29 05:55:38 UTC

Member Eric Andre?

2017-04-29 05:55:48 UTC

'member elliot rodgers?

2017-04-29 05:55:50 UTC

No

2017-04-29 05:55:56 UTC

wow how sad

2017-04-29 05:56:03 UTC

Wow how sad

2017-04-29 05:56:30 UTC

. ..

2017-04-29 05:56:46 UTC

I'll give you a sample

2017-04-29 05:56:59 UTC

@Baps initiate the sacrifice

2017-04-29 05:57:06 UTC

Are you ready for that can of whoop ass

2017-04-29 05:57:10 UTC
2017-04-29 05:57:12 UTC

Yes.

2017-04-29 05:57:13 UTC

whoop yourself

2017-04-29 05:57:18 UTC

Give it to me good

2017-04-29 05:57:55 UTC

Since I'm such a nice person, I'll let @wia Do the honors of whooping your ass

2017-04-29 05:58:27 UTC

@Deleted User bend over

2017-04-29 05:58:41 UTC

Yes, pain giver.

2017-04-29 05:58:54 UTC

*bends over deep and wide*

2017-04-29 05:59:34 UTC

*stabs you in the ass*

2017-04-29 05:59:46 UTC

Yay!

2017-04-29 06:00:00 UTC

he ded

2017-04-29 06:00:07 UTC

No!

2017-04-29 06:00:20 UTC

I tread the path....

2017-04-29 06:00:38 UTC

I cannot die....

2017-04-29 06:00:43 UTC

yes you can

2017-04-29 06:01:23 UTC

But I'm supposed to burn a path into the great beyond!

2017-04-29 06:01:31 UTC

hell?

2017-04-29 06:01:34 UTC

please do

2017-04-29 06:02:14 UTC

Nooo

2017-04-29 06:02:45 UTC

BLASARGHEHHHHHGGGHHEEEeeee...eee..... Beeeh...

2017-04-29 06:03:07 UTC

Unnnghhh

2017-04-29 06:03:40 UTC

alright i'm going to bed

2017-04-29 06:03:43 UTC

goodnight

2017-04-29 06:03:45 UTC

No

2017-04-29 06:03:47 UTC

Stay

2017-04-29 06:03:52 UTC

You cannot leave

2017-04-29 06:03:52 UTC

Nighty night

2017-04-29 06:03:54 UTC

but i'm tired

2017-04-29 06:03:58 UTC

Sweet dreams

2017-04-29 06:04:00 UTC

i'll come back tomorrow

2017-04-29 06:04:07 UTC

2017-04-29 06:04:11 UTC

The punishment for apostocy is DEAth!

2017-04-29 06:04:14 UTC

gay

2017-04-29 06:04:16 UTC

bai

2017-04-29 06:04:25 UTC

Don't die

2017-04-29 06:04:35 UTC

i'll try not to

2017-04-29 06:10:12 UTC

Okay

2017-04-29 06:10:16 UTC

What to do next

2017-04-29 06:10:59 UTC

I'm sad

2017-04-29 06:11:19 UTC

Same

2017-04-29 06:11:20 UTC

Take some molly

2017-04-29 06:11:22 UTC

the rainbow cake I bought for my mum didn't taste good

2017-04-29 06:11:34 UTC

the cake it self had a salty taste

2017-04-29 06:11:48 UTC

What flave is it supposed to be?

2017-04-29 06:11:51 UTC

I dont do molly. I'm straight edge

2017-04-29 06:11:59 UTC

Rainbow?

2017-04-29 06:12:16 UTC

smelled like vanilla

2017-04-29 06:12:17 UTC

Yeah, rainbow has 7 colors. That's not s flavor.

2017-04-29 06:12:43 UTC

tasted like sweet salt and whipped cream

2017-04-29 06:13:01 UTC

Sounds like it could be good

2017-04-29 06:13:16 UTC

Just cook some flan

2017-04-29 06:13:23 UTC

Everybody loves flan

2017-04-29 06:13:34 UTC

what tastes like whipp cream

2017-04-29 06:13:37 UTC

we talking about cum

2017-04-29 06:13:40 UTC

haha me cook?

2017-04-29 06:13:53 UTC

ummm my mums birthday cake that I bought

2017-04-29 06:14:01 UTC

oh nvm

2017-04-29 06:14:12 UTC

I see. You can just get some Mexican to cook it

2017-04-29 06:14:16 UTC

Or go to the store

2017-04-29 06:14:29 UTC

I did go to the store

2017-04-29 06:14:33 UTC

thats why I am sad

2017-04-29 06:14:47 UTC

I expected it to be good

2017-04-29 06:15:11 UTC

it was $16

2017-04-29 06:16:46 UTC

This is quite the conundrum

2017-04-29 06:17:50 UTC

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2017-04-29 06:18:52 UTC

My underage pussy?

2017-04-29 06:22:34 UTC

OWO

2017-04-29 06:22:45 UTC

Big papa

2017-04-29 06:23:04 UTC

Woah what did I read into lmao

2017-04-29 06:23:14 UTC

Are you still looking for a partner to sing with? @Big Papa Lasagna

2017-04-29 06:23:24 UTC

wat

2017-04-29 06:23:51 UTC

O

2017-04-29 06:23:52 UTC

not

2017-04-29 06:23:56 UTC

Didn't you say earlier that you need a partner for a duet?

2017-04-29 06:24:01 UTC

duo

2017-04-29 06:24:07 UTC

Yes

2017-04-29 06:24:09 UTC

as in duo queue in overwatch

2017-04-29 06:24:12 UTC

xd

2017-04-29 06:24:13 UTC

We will sing, yes?

2017-04-29 06:24:20 UTC

😦

2017-04-29 06:24:42 UTC

where are you from @Deleted User

2017-04-29 06:24:49 UTC

i would sacrifice precisely 37 lives for the ability to sing

2017-04-29 06:25:24 UTC

I'm from desert world

2017-04-29 06:25:37 UTC

Middle east yes?

2017-04-29 06:25:50 UTC

Less desert world

2017-04-29 06:25:57 UTC

lol

2017-04-29 06:27:11 UTC

But let me tell ya.

2017-04-29 06:27:29 UTC

you can DM if you want

2017-04-29 06:27:53 UTC

I can hoist a jack.

2017-04-29 06:27:58 UTC

I can lay a track.

2017-04-29 06:28:10 UTC

I can pick and shovel too.

2017-04-29 06:28:20 UTC

what?

2017-04-29 06:28:33 UTC

what does that have to do with where youre from

2017-04-29 06:29:18 UTC

And take that hammer too

2017-04-29 06:29:42 UTC

I'm from C137

2017-04-29 06:30:07 UTC

Can do anything you hire me to do.

2017-04-29 06:30:17 UTC

I pass butter

2017-04-29 06:30:27 UTC

You drink from ricks

2017-04-29 06:31:41 UTC

Ignore my drunk grandpa

2017-04-29 06:42:07 UTC

I'm back

2017-04-29 06:43:15 UTC

Oh god.

2017-04-29 06:43:49 UTC

420

2017-04-29 06:43:53 UTC

4567ot8pyvof;iluytraetryuifogh

2017-04-29 06:44:01 UTC

lol

2017-04-29 06:44:06 UTC

Lol

2017-04-29 06:44:10 UTC

Good one

2017-04-29 06:44:21 UTC

ikr

2017-04-29 06:44:24 UTC

ZHXjfcg/hgrfhydutfyiguhioj'nb.k,jmhgfsdxfgvhbj

2017-04-29 06:45:57 UTC

HAHAHA

2017-04-29 06:46:05 UTC

You're too much.

2017-04-29 06:47:44 UTC

Is that Shakespeare?

2017-04-29 06:48:54 UTC

What is montehue? Is it a hand, or a foot, or any other part belonging to a man?

2017-04-29 07:11:33 UTC

i just farted

2017-04-29 07:14:36 UTC

hot;

2017-04-29 07:16:05 UTC

^

Flatulates typically are high in thermal energy upon release, due to the bodies internal temperature, which is in most circumstances Quite a bit higher than the surounding air.

2017-04-29 07:22:15 UTC

K

2017-04-29 07:22:46 UTC

Whats up with some of yous people obsession with farts

2017-04-29 07:23:23 UTC

farts are nice

2017-04-29 07:23:35 UTC

God

Flatulence is quite awful, and needs to be done away with.

2017-04-29 07:23:40 UTC

Kill yourself

2017-04-29 07:23:45 UTC

🙄

Science to cure flatulation: 2025

2017-04-29 07:24:21 UTC

2024

Bet

2017-04-29 07:24:35 UTC

My predictions are always accurate

2017-04-29 07:24:43 UTC

10000000000 pesos

2017-04-29 07:24:48 UTC

I bet

2017-04-29 07:24:50 UTC

2026

Pesos!?

I can't use Pesos!

Bet real munie

2017-04-29 07:25:12 UTC

1 dollar, this is the price is right

2017-04-29 07:25:15 UTC

And i bet 17378 pesos

nothing less than $20 USD

2017-04-29 07:25:33 UTC

Showcase showdown

To enter the pool.

2017-04-29 07:25:47 UTC

I bet 20.000000000000001

Bet real munie

2017-04-29 07:26:11 UTC

100 aud

*You two are degenerates.*

2017-04-29 07:27:05 UTC

Degenerate is an overused word

*You two are PRoof that we share 98% of our DNA with apes.*

2017-04-29 07:27:17 UTC

I bet your mothers life

2017-04-29 07:27:26 UTC

Infact, you two are Ninty NINE %

2017-04-29 07:27:29 UTC

I think you are better proof of that, actually

2017-04-29 07:27:35 UTC

🙄

2017-04-29 07:27:38 UTC

😁

I Actually don't originate on earth.

2017-04-29 07:27:53 UTC

Sure man

2017-04-29 07:27:58 UTC

Edgy

2017-04-29 07:27:59 UTC

What are you, gay?

Tell'em Morty

... *how did you know..*

2017-04-29 07:28:20 UTC

It was obvious, really

Mmmmmmmmm Your stupidity is obvious

hhhhhhhh Got'em!

2017-04-29 07:30:08 UTC

Nigger

You Digest improperly.

Your Wheat is of an inferrior Seed.

2017-04-29 07:32:10 UTC

I Am Constipate

2017-04-29 07:32:13 UTC

😁

2017-04-29 07:32:19 UTC

crusty eyelids

2017-04-29 07:32:25 UTC

Jahah

Your peasents aren't as ignorant as mine.

Your knights wear wooden armour.

Your castle is made of Clay Bricks.

Your shoes are made of the leather of common forest animals.

2017-04-29 07:33:58 UTC

Ok

Your family does not inbreed enough.

2017-04-29 07:34:18 UTC

Ok

HAhahahaha! Feel the burn yet?

2017-04-29 07:35:36 UTC
2017-04-29 07:35:45 UTC

Hey

2017-04-29 07:35:46 UTC

@dz i dont really fucking care what you think

2017-04-29 07:35:49 UTC

Leave em broads alon!

2017-04-29 07:35:53 UTC

calm the fuck down

2017-04-29 07:35:58 UTC

FUCK yeh!

You all drink Milk from Brown Cows!

2017-04-29 07:38:45 UTC

Woo im getting all types of cancer here

2017-04-29 07:39:48 UTC

Nice

hah, *you Are a cancer*

2017-04-29 07:40:01 UTC

Rost d

2017-04-29 07:41:13 UTC

Got

2017-04-29 07:41:20 UTC

What a failure of a roast

2017-04-29 07:41:49 UTC

You really have nothing else to do but say this shit at this point

2017-04-29 07:42:04 UTC

You just done got roosted cant come back from that

2017-04-29 07:42:20 UTC

Mhm

Gosh Clyd, you have *no* sense of humour

2017-04-29 07:42:42 UTC

😏 im blocking EVERYONE

2017-04-29 07:43:01 UTC

If thats supposed to be funny, i think id rather have no humour than have that kind of humour

I mean, from my perpesptive, perhaps *your* sense of humour is shit.

Who is *right* in this situation?

2017-04-29 07:44:10 UTC

Hey, you just said i have no sense of humour. At least keep some consistency for longer than a few seconds

Hah

Consistancy

*I don't know what that is.*

2017-04-29 07:44:56 UTC

@Deleted User gay nigger

2017-04-29 07:45:20 UTC

Very funny. Admit you have lost, you gay niggers

2017-04-29 07:45:30 UTC

yea

2017-04-29 07:45:37 UTC

this kids and their shitty jokes

2017-04-29 07:45:45 UTC

like 420 outta here

2017-04-29 07:45:58 UTC

😁🔪

2017-04-29 07:47:30 UTC

Gay niggers eat the poopoo

2017-04-29 07:59:07 UTC

I can hoist a jack

2017-04-29 07:59:14 UTC

I can lay a track

2017-04-29 07:59:27 UTC

I can pick and shovel too

2017-04-29 07:59:39 UTC

I'll do anything you hire me to do

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